Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

Gog & Magog said:
Do you think he'll hop onto the detransition circuit when it really takes off?
"teehee silly me i got duped just like everybody else :) give me attention now"
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Nah, I think he'll try to be le mystérieux - not boy / not girl / just anything that twirls / and this / and maybe that / maybe even a slinky kitty cat.

Having never transed except superficially, he doesn't have to detrans, just claim a complex, deeeeep, special "other" category that spans all identities and makes him ever so speshul forever, his wide-mouthed grimace being welcome at the front of any event and every (self-destructive) marketing campaign.

By keeping the name, he expects to slide through fads without losing clout, expecting to gain lasting fame instead of being discarded as that thing D-listers fear most - old.

Meanwhile, he seizes on outfits suitable for the sex objects attractive to straight men and somehow, golly gee, fails to fill out the outfits or to attract straight men.

Will he ever figure out that the only entertaining thing about him is his panoply of failures? Probably not in full. But I expect an end state featuring mass quantities of booze and pills - just like Marilyn and Whitney, Prince and Kurt, you know!
 
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BlaireWhitesBottom2 said:
And that is the real sad thing I bat for both teams and Dylan was actually a legitimate cute twink.. that picture of him on the plane as the pilot or whatever? He looks so cute! He's one of those that I would hate myself for being attracted to because they are so goddamn annoying in real life lol
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Nigga, that MAN has a legit 5 o'clock shadow over his lip and a bit around his neck area as well. How can this man even be a woman much less a twink when he's too lazy to even shave properly, especially for a picture. One of the criteria for being a twink is literally having little to no body and facial hair. General rule of thumb: if you can't handle being a twink, you can't handle being trans.
 
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General rule of thumb: if you can't handle being a twink, you can't handle being trans.
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Troons are smelly, unwashed, disgusting, filthy, ugly, obviously male things. So if you can't handle being a twink, you are definitely troon material. Just don't forget to fail to take a shower.
 
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Bookwork said:
No pilot ever made for Queer Eye for the Trans Gurl. Sad.
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They should do a dating show where a bunch of straight guys have to compete for the privilege of dating Dylan. Just a lot of fame whores desperately pretending to find him attractive for a cash prize.

Also, the host should be an attractive woman who keeps flirting with the men, but is unavailable. And she stands next to Dylan as often as possible.
 
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Free the Pedos said:
I’m really surprised he doesn’t get stuff custom made or at least tailored to hide his masculine proportions better. The female off the rack clothing just highlights the assets he doesn’t have.
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Dylan is prepared to get things made custom - both his outfits in his last video were custom. But Dylan's also a label whore. He generally doesn't want a well fitting or flattering piece, he wants to wear stuff from luxury brand's seasonal collections. If someone asks him what he's wearing, he wants to be able to say "Burberry" or "Chanel" or "Gucci" rather than "I got this custom made by a designer and a seamstress".
 
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AssignedEva said:
Dylan is prepared to get things made custom - both his outfits in his last video were custom. But Dylan's also a label whore. He generally doesn't want a well fitting or flattering piece, he wants to wear stuff from luxury brand's seasonal collections. If someone asks him what he's wearing, he wants to be able to say "Burberry" or "Chanel" or "Gucci" rather than "I got this custom made by a designer and a seamstress".
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Is he given a lot of his label clothes - either for a single wearing or for keeps?
 
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AssignedEva said:
Dylan is prepared to get things made custom - both his outfits in his last video were custom. But Dylan's also a label whore. He generally doesn't want a well fitting or flattering piece, he wants to wear stuff from luxury brand's seasonal collections. If someone asks him what he's wearing, he wants to be able to say "Burberry" or "Chanel" or "Gucci" rather than "I got this custom made by a designer and a seamstress".
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Yeah, when you see a dress that hides his maleness better than most, it's always just a coincidence. He does well with full Christian Siriano skirts, but they are always straight off the rack.

Tragi-Chan said:
They should do a dating show where a bunch of straight guys have to compete for the privilege of dating Dylan. Just a lot of fame whores desperately pretending to find him attractive for a cash prize.
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This feels horrifyingly close to happening. He'll go from The Price Is Right to A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila.
 
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Copypasting this from the Weird Dreams thread because it’s relevant:

I just had a dream where there was what I can only describe as a lolcow talent show. Unfortunately I remember only one segment. Two Dylan Mulvaneys were on stage doing a vaudeville routine (think the Looney Tunes singing frog, they were even doing the same dance). They are dressed in some tuxedo-skirt combination and brown top hats. One of the Dylans, henceforth referred to as Dylan 1, starts the performance with a long ass speech about how great it is to be here yadayadayada (lots of thinly veiled narcissism in the speech). They then start to dance as music plays (some high-energy classical music that I forget the tune to). As they dance, Dylan 1 accidentally falls off the edge of the semi-circular stage, crashing through a table in the process. The audience is silent at that point, although one table of men is holding back laughter. Dylan 2 is left alone on the stage, flustered as to what to do. Suddenly Dylan 2 gains confidence, and continues dancing, purposefully jumping off the stage and crashing alongside Dylan 1. The audience breaks into all out laughter and assumes at that point that the whole thing was intentional, and gives them a standing ovation. Dylan 2 rises from the rubble and gives the audience a bow, before Dylan 1 gets out of the rubble too and starts yelling and sperging out at Dylan 2, who seems shocked. I guess that Dylan 1 wanted Dylan 2 to either continue with the routine, or to halt the show to grab Dylan 1, then start the routine as normal (probably the latter). Eventually the argument turns physical, with Dylan 1 beating the shit out of Dylan 2. At that point some of the audience members get up to break up the fight. I am left feeling bad for Dylan 2, who did their best to salvage the show from Dylan 1’s fuckup and got assaulted for it as a result. I then wake up.
 
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Seafarer said:
Copypasting this from the Weird Dreams thread because it’s relevant:

I just had a dream where there was what I can only describe as a lolcow talent show. Unfortunately I remember only one segment. Two Dylan Mulvaneys were on stage doing a vaudeville routine (think the Looney Tunes singing frog, they were even doing the same dance). They are dressed in some tuxedo-skirt combination and brown top hats. One of the Dylans, henceforth referred to as Dylan 1, starts the performance with a long ass speech about how great it is to be here yadayadayada (lots of thinly veiled narcissism in the speech). They then start to dance as music plays (some high-energy classical music that I forget the tune to). As they dance, Dylan 1 accidentally falls off the edge of the semi-circular stage, crashing through a table in the process. The audience is silent at that point, although one table of men is holding back laughter. Dylan 2 is left alone on the stage, flustered as to what to do. Suddenly Dylan 2 gains confidence, and continues dancing, purposefully jumping off the stage and crashing alongside Dylan 1. The audience breaks into all out laughter and assumes at that point that the whole thing was intentional, and gives them a standing ovation. Dylan 2 rises from the rubble and gives the audience a bow, before Dylan 1 gets out of the rubble too and starts yelling and sperging out at Dylan 2, who seems shocked. I guess that Dylan 1 wanted Dylan 2 to either continue with the routine, or to halt the show to grab Dylan 1, then start the routine as normal (probably the latter). Eventually the argument turns physical, with Dylan 1 beating the shit out of Dylan 2. At that point some of the audience members get up to break up the fight. I am left feeling bad for Dylan 2, who did their best to salvage the show from Dylan 1’s fuckup and got assaulted for it as a result. I then wake up.
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No frogs were used in the making of your dream. Dylan has uploaded the authentic version.
 
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Nanashi no kiwi said:
"In those early days of girlhood, the way that y'all were hyping me up in the comments was so sweet"

He's so close to putting two and two together, but still can't quite admit the truth. :story:
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He still hasn’t figured out the secret of female socialization: we coo over puppies, babies, and the mentally retarded. If 10 million women are in the comments saying shit like, “yaas kween! I could never be as fabulous as youuu!” You know it’s either a fatty, a retard, or a trans identified male.
 
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