Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Savage Randy]

Ugh I am dissapoint. I really thought you were joking at first until I watched... So it's same for same. of course it is.

EDIT: I know that they can't vet everyone but, that's too close of a connection to miss. He was brought on intentionally.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Due to coverage of Disney lawsuits, Andrew is on a record number show for Friday Night Tights.
Hasn't helped him bump above his current 104k YouTube subs, yet.

Nick will try to snake his way back in through DM's. Gary hasn't streamed with Doomcock in 3 years over a nothing burger.
Chances for a drama farming snake aren't looking too hot.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

Due to coverage of Disney lawsuits, Andrew is on a record number show for Friday Night Tights.
Hasn't helped him bump above his current 104k YouTube subs, yet.
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Nick will try to snake his way back in through DM's. Gary hasn't streamed with Doomcock in 3 years over a nothing burger.
Chances for a drama farming snake aren't looking too hot.

He could try his luck with Drinker, even Coomalot gets to be on his shows sometimes

 

[DaleMcGuy]

He could try his luck with Drinker, even Coomalot gets to be on his shows sometimes

True. Seems like Drinker took pity on him at the Texas Meetup. I think he might be regretting that hoping he fucks off.
Anytime Camelot comes on he babbles like an ass not understanding the topic. The chat becomes hostile just like with Nina Infinity's inane copypasta takes.
During his second appearance, even itsagundam low key roasted him.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Nick is a faggot.

 

[zyclonPD]

Gary hasn't streamed with Doomcock in 3 years over a nothing burger.

If I'm being honest I'm kind of glad. Doomcock is really insufferable and anything he's on is an instant click off for me.

 

[Savage Randy]

He could try his luck with Drinker, even Coomalot gets to be on his shows sometimes

Never happens. I think Mauler has more control over that show than the drinker does.

 

[Captain Manning]

If I'm being honest I'm kind of glad. Doomcock is really insufferable and anything he's on is an instant click off for me.

Whatever do you mean? Kathleen Kennedy is going to fired any day now!

 

[Potatoherder]

He could try his luck with Drinker, even Coomalot gets to be on his shows sometimes

The moment Nick talks out of his ass half the viewers will call him out. This isn't stuff Nick can just bullshit thru and people will be amazed by terms. The people who follow the Disney stuff are informed because there is a dedicated group explaining stuff like Florida zoning laws and municipal codes.

 

[Savage Randy]

Nick is a faggot.

lest we forget

 

[feral cat #6385]

While we are still briefly on the topic of catfishing that haven't yet derailed into 25 page long discussion on the casting choices of "American Beauty"

Way too much American Beauty talk. FUCK THAT MOVIE!

Local internet jew accidently throws chum into the water next his internet fwend with a boomer tech moment, doesn't know how to proceed in the proper Jewish manner now that the sharks are interested.

It's in his nature. Jews can't resist destroying goyim.

Is earning 5000$ from a tranny LARPing based or not?!

Nobody and nothing associated with Nick Rekieta is based. The troon probably roofied and raped him when he blacked out at Anime Matsuri or wherever the fuck that happened.

My perception of this is colored by the fact I know the Rekieta cult tries really hard to pressure you to defend him at all costs and criticism of him isn't countenanced.

What does nick even have left for fans?

The linkedin profile photo is very unprofessional. But, so is LinkedIn.

Looks like an 90's album cover.

What is with this redefinition of catfishing.

Depends on the meaning of the word is. Lawyer bullshit.

Didn't see it already mentioned. Camelot, with several asterisks, is now admitting that he believes Mandy is a catfish. His "takeaway" is that it should have been common knowledge that a lot of women "proposed on the Internet" are actually guys pulling a catfish. He diverts into an unrelated story and steers away from the topic.

COOM-A-LOT is probably disappointed when it isn't a catfish. The fucking queer.

Do better, @Balldo's Gate
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We're entering levels of COPE I never thought possible. It's like Event Horizon tier shit.

Balldo, an $80 sex toy designed for drunk impotent men and faggots to stuff their balls into the gaping asshole of men named Dan.

I think you are mixing up the stuffer and the stuffee.

Why is Rekieta's audience so poor? I never understood why people send superchats so much...parasocial etc etc but holy fuck for a 2k live viewer, his superchat intake is fucking abyssmal compared to people a quarter his size.

Impressive how badly he damaged his grift. Couldn't have happened to a more worthy piece of shit.

The whole point of that was it was going to be a massive payday for Rekieta in terms of superchats and donos. Like Vic 2.0. There's a clip of him basically saying as much.

It's gong to end for Rekieta just as well as it ended for Vic.
Sheer poetry. It rhymes.

Gary hasn't streamed with Doomcock in 3 years over a nothing burger.

Why would Gary have Doomcock on? He's a fraud who makes videos off shit from 4Chan.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

could we get an update on the deathpool for sober january? Did that get thrown by the wayside once it became sober "while on camera" january?

also how many hours has he been on cam now? why is it a competition to not be drunk for 8 hours a week?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

could we get an update on the deathpool for sober january? Did that get thrown by the wayside once it became sober "while on camera" january?

also how many hours has he been on cam now? why is it a competition to not be drunk for 8 hours a week?

I’m honestly gonna guess Nick probably might get a DUI if he doesn’t get his contract renewed or if it’s low enough where he has to stream much more/ get sketchy sponsors.

Nick is effectively in a spiral caused by pointless pleasure seeking because he’s chasing highs that he can no longer hit. @AltisticRight brought up that he’s in a depressive cycle due to alcohol use mixed with cooming and xannies Molly/ weed gummies. He’s drinking to avoid crashing back to Earth, but alcohol will make you lethargic and eventually traps you into a depressed state unless you drink more.

It’s weird, but prior to the Hedo II reveal and during Depp Nick often said that he basically was a failure most of his life and streaming was the one time he was good at something. I wonder if that was when he was dropping Molly for the first few times and his brain didn’t break from AIDS-shrooms-Molly-alcohol-cuckholding.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Ugh I am dissapoint. I really thought you were joking at first until I watched... So it's same for same. of course it is.

EDIT: I know that they can't vet everyone but, that's too close of a connection to miss. He was brought on intentionally.

Drexel despite being Nick's bull (arguably closer to nick than dax herrera is to nick), has no connection to the eric july drama and likely is still in good standing with YF and can probably link a connection to FnT if he tried. Proving yet again, it's possible to stay out of the drama if you really wanted to. It was 110% possible for Nick to dodge the Eric July drama but iirc he used his audience to jump into it. The same reasoning he put up the GSG for the monty lawsuit: "my audience asked for it (his opinion/his gsg)". Fucking slimeball.

 

[AnOminous]

What does nick even have left for fans?

People with more chromosomes than brain cells like CGoody.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Nick got swapped out for a coherent legal 'expert' on FNT. Somehow this guy doesn't lick a whiskey glass every minute or talk about banging random chicks, like most lawyers do.

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If it's not Mindset, the only other ones left (Nick aside) are Kurt (imagine him screaming at X-Ray Girl, Chrissy, or whatever woman they have on) or Joe. Here at least, Andrew has been watching Disney implode on the legal front so he can offer some relevant commentary.

 

[Captain Manning]

I predict Nick passes away in Dick Masterson‘s bathroom

The current joke is that he's hanging his hopes on being shot in the back of the head by a gay Nazi.

(I know the character wasn't a Nazi, but somebody said it, and now it's stuck).

He does though, he even has recurring "pimpcast" streams with Drexel.

Yeah, I'd be careful about getting too fond of Andrew/Legal Mindset.

He's certainly far more coherent than Nick (not that that's saying much), and good on him for recognizing Nick has serious problems instead of endlessly nut hugging, but he's just as degen, and I get total shyster vibes off him also.

Sean is the only one I really like, and even then the trajectory Nick has taken has made it so I don't care to put too much faith in any streamer anymore (no offense, Sean).

What does nick even have left for fans?

What @AnOminous said.

CGoody. Spectre. MANdy. People like that.

Basically, liars and imbeciles.

It reminds me of the caliber of people Tonkasaw had at the very end.

 

[Mouse Cop]

Drexel despite being Nick's bull (arguably closer to nick than dax herrera is to nick), has no connection to the eric july drama and likely is still in good standing with YF and can probably link a connection to FnT if he tried. Proving yet again, it's possible to stay out of the drama if you really wanted to. It was 110% possible for Nick to dodge the Eric July drama but iirc he used his audience to jump into it. The same reasoning he put up the GSG for the monty lawsuit: "my audience asked for it (his opinion/his gsg)". Fucking slimeball.

Ayo, niggaz be's stickin' together and shit, ya feel?

 

[Pomniman]

Yeah, I'd be careful about getting too fond of Andrew/Legal Mindset.

He's certainly far more coherent than Nick (not that that's saying much), and good on him for recognizing Nick has serious problems instead of endlessly nut hugging, but he's just as degen, and I get total shyster vibes off him also.

Sean is the only one I really like, and even then the trajectory Nick has taken has made it so I don't care to put too much faith in any streamer anymore (no offense, Sean).

Andrew D'Adesky is for sure a completely stereotypical sleazebag lawyer straight out of central casting. From what I recall he's basically hiding out in Asia to duck credit card debt he's piled up in the US. So he's more of a practicing shyster than Nicki could ever hope to be.

 

[AltisticRight]

You forget the most important question of all, balls or no balls?

Why not both? That's what the balldo(r) was supposed to achieve.

You know, usually when I say "So-and-so needs Jesus" I just mean it as "lol, look at that degenerate", but the non-ballstrangled Rekietas really need Jesus. As in, the actual Jesus and the church.

If Jesus ever comes back, Balldo will ask hard hitting questions such as the sexuality of someone who wants to have sex with men in drag, or the intricate minutia of cuckoldry, swinging, and grooming.
He might even talk about diaper fetishes, necrophilia, and the ethics in grave defacing.

Drexel bought this, I mean, someone totally sent this to him.


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Expect this to be left in Balldo's bedroom, with the bed covered in glitter, as if Our Wife is now doing a side hustle of laundering money for Indian scammers and she got pranked by some YouTube guy that makes glitter bombs. He used glue instead of fart spray for this occasion, I guess. Believable story.