Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chibitzen]

Most of his detractors wouldn't know this site existed if he hadn't talked about it every other day for years.
Yet another case of him planting the seeds of his demise.

He's as obsessed with our reaction to him as it is detrimental. It's like an addiction, much like his alcoholism. He is addicted to the pursuit of online fame. I guess one has to be to an extent to consider Youtube as a career. It's better to take what they all say and do with a grain of salt and balk at the parody of it all. If this fine museum epitomized any lesson for me, it would be this...

 

[DumbDude43]

He's as obsessed with our reaction to him as it is detrimental. It's like an addiction, much like his alcoholism. He is addicted to the pursuit of online fame. I guess one has to be to an extent to consider Youtube as a career. It's better to take what they all say and do with a grain of salt and balk at the parody of it all. If this fine museum epitomized any lesson for me, it would be this...

addicted to alcohol
addicted to pornography
addicted to owning the haters on kiwi farms
addicted to discord/locals

(not an addictive personality btw)

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

He's as obsessed with our reaction to him as it is detrimental. It's like an addiction, much like his alcoholism. He is addicted to the pursuit of online fame. I guess one has to be to an extent to consider Youtube as a career. It's better to take what they all say and do with a grain of salt and balk at the parody of it all. If this fine museum epitomized any lesson for me, it would be this...

and much like the ralphamale before him, Nick is now taking actions solely to "own" us or whatever. Drinking to show those karen farmers what's what is a 100 percent certified ralphamale move much like the time ethan fathered 2 kids to own josh moon.

 

[Space Pope]

Is this a real Nick quote or something said by a 20th century racist?
"If I turn my back on her for thirty seconds, a pack of negroes tries to grab her"
Answer: It's Rackets! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoI5uqe1VCI

A pack of negroes trying to grab our wife only happens in Jamaica, since in America she is now far too skinny to be attractive to the common negro.

That clip also reminds me that Coomalot is really funny with the self-deprecating gay jokes he always puts under his name. Now, when it's revealed that he and Nicki suck each other every time they meet, they can both say they never tried to hide the fact that they were faggots.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Would you guys feel a little bit responsible if it turns out he started drinking because he's depressed about this thread?

This thread was filled to the brim (myself included) with noseguarding Nick fans who asked him to pull his head out of his ass and PULL UP RETARD! at every step of his descent. Honest pleas on the thread, honest pleas on his comments, and honest pleas in his DMs were all tossed aside as being said "like faggots". He spit on his fans and wrongly assumed those that weren't retarded would still be fans.

Nick is well and truly doing this to himself. He wants adoration without expectations and has wholly rejected reality having given in fully to sin.

Whatever happens to him he deserves. Fuck 'em, but I hope he finds Jesus for real instead of the pretend Christianity he purports.

 

[Goofy Logic]

The suit involving Montagraph was expected to go the same way. Before this all really got going Montagraph was viewed as an elderly impotent creepy schizophrenic who's best offense was drawing people as eggs and filing multiple failed lawsuits against detractors. With the information at the time, it was thought that it would be an easily defeated poorly written filing milked by Nick and then struck down by 1A wizard Randazza. The fact that Montagraph was able to team up with a local attorney with an axe to grind and hold Nick's head to the fire for what he said was unthinkable at the time. That's why he did it so brazenly, because he, and in truth large segments of his audience at the time, thought Montagraph couldn't defend himself and it would be a lolsuit.

Which is why sticking to his guns is rather confounding. I'm sure after he knew what he was looking at for defense, he could have requested mediation and settled it in the same way that Elon Musk settled with that British Cave Diver. That would have been more graceful than what he's doing now.

 

[DumbDude43]

Which is why sticking to his guns is rather confounding. I'm sure after he knew what he was looking at for defense, he could have requested mediation and settled it in the same way that Elon Musk settled with that British Cave Diver. That would have been more graceful than what he's doing now.

but settling means admitting that you aren't 100% right and the other side isn't 100% wrong!
that can't be allowed! nothing less than a flawless total victory is acceptable!

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Has anybody asked nick about his Givesendgo page being down? I'm so glad Monty is beating that drunk nigger down in court. Faggot little jew thought he could call someone a pedophile so many times so openly and then beg to be sued. Sorry drunky, looks like you're getting owned in court LOL

 

[Captain Manning]

Has anybody asked nick about his Givesendgo page being down?

I don't think anybody has asked him, but that's possibly because nobody left gives a shit, and they might not have even noticed.

That's why I think it was taken down, BTW. It stopped pulling in money a long time ago, and served as a testament to how far he had fallen in terms of crowdfunding ability. Last donation before going down was months ago, and it had slowed to a trickle long before then.

Nick is the guy who is trying to make it seem like Null is a dummy for not leveraging Rekieta's dwindling audience somehow. He could totally save the Farms from Greer and the trans menace guys! If only Null would answer his shower texts and put on the Balldo!

If there were a settlement, I think we would have heard about it by now, and Nick seems bound and determined to litigate this till the bitter end.

 

[RotPockets]

Blacked Alaska

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

January Sober-Pool Update:

Arguably, @waffle won with his secondary bet of "strong contender of him just never starting".

However, with the power given to me by absolutely no one; the Sober-Pool will continue. There are some good bets and a lot of January left.

Pastes link of unformatted Bets.
As an aside, I had no idea PasteBin filtered out "potentially offensive text". Turns out it does. Pastes is pretty good though.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The suit involving Montagraph was expected to go the same way. Before this all really got going Montagraph was viewed as an elderly impotent creepy schizophrenic who's best offense was drawing people as eggs and filing multiple failed lawsuits against detractors. With the information at the time, it was thought that it would be an easily defeated poorly written filing milked by Nick and then struck down by 1A wizard Randazza. The fact that Montagraph was able to team up with a local attorney with an axe to grind and hold Nick's head to the fire for what he said was unthinkable at the time. That's why he did it so brazenly, because he, and in truth large segments of his audience at the time, thought Montagraph couldn't defend himself and it would be a lolsuit.

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What continues to surprise me is how little influence the people in his life have over him or how little they care. One thing I always believed, despite everything, is that Drexel and Nick are friends. I don't know if Drexel is just baffled as he is a teetotaller, but you can't watch your close IRL friend of 20+ years humiliate himself and destroy his earning potential and do nothing. What are he, Kayla and his family saying to him I wonder? Do they genuinely not give a fuck? Or is Nick so stubborn he's able to ignore all the pressure?

His behavior is way past borderline and anybody who cares about him should be actively pressuring him to change. It's documented on video. It's baffling that this persists for a man with 5 children.

Drexel was appealed to by many when Nick took a downturn and he laughed it off. This was also the era from which the 'Nick and I are more alike than people realise' from Drexel came.

Based on Nick's own representations, he has few social connections with weight that he does not despise. He despises the church for being 'wrong' and having tk get up early, he despises his in-laws for keeping him grounded to Minnesota, he has no friends outside Drexel, and no hobbies.

He has also ranted about it being just him and his wife and that being fine. If he did not let the family out of thr house, I wouls suspect he was a controlling narcissistic husband.

the "it's ok if everybody consents!" mindset just opens the door to all kinds of bullshit, excuses, justifications, etc.
from "but i THOUGHT she was ok with it because she once said something about it not being the worst thing in the world!" to manipulating or outright pressuring her into giving approval even though she doesn't really want to. all that shit is now up for debate.
but if you stick with the uncompromising position of "it's always wrong" then all that bullshit isn't even on the table. doesn't matter what you thought she said three years ago, doesn't matter that you obtained her approval by pushing for it, cause the act itself is inherently wrong, period. much better and cleaner situation, no room for misunderstandings.

Nick despises objective morality. He has ranted on this. You cannot argue with an objective rule, and I suspect that is what he dislikes.

 

[feral cat #6385]

If it's not Mindset, the only other ones left (Nick aside) are Kurt (imagine him screaming at X-Ray Girl, Chrissy, or whatever woman they have on) or Joe. Here at least, Andrew has been watching Disney implode on the legal front so he can offer some relevant commentary.

Kurt and Jew would never be on FNT. For one thing, Jew is an orthodox Jew so can't use electricity or do work on Fridays. For another Jew has a horrible personality having that kvetching Jew on would bring down the show. Kurt. Be real! No one in their right mind would have that deranged INCEL on.

CGoody. Spectre. MANdy. People like that.

There isn't a functional braincell among the three of them. You can add Ryan the Noseguarder to that list.

The special and sad thing about Nick is nearly none of us are enjoying his decent into self destruction and lolcowdom, we just want him to get to get better.

Speak for yourself. I'm enjoying the shit out of it. It's like a modern Aesop Fable.

She's too busy not driving the kids around and not cooking for the kids and not cleaning the house and not working a job to appear on stream.

I do wonder what the fuck she actually does.

Sits around in a drug induced coma watching Star Trek reruns.

Would you guys feel a little bit responsible if it turns out he started drinking because he's depressed about this thread?

None of us forced him to go full degenerate and tell the INCELS and PRUDES who wanted a father figure or whatever to not watch his show. That's on him. We tried to warn him. He didn't listen. He gets what he fucking deserves.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm sure after he knew what he was looking at for defense, he could have requested mediation and settled it in the same way that Elon Musk settled with that British Cave Diver.

He didn't settle. He went to a jury trial and won.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Am I getting this right? Destiny is on with Alex Jones and Krassenstein to debate J6 right now and essentially nick was used by destiny as a practice target for the actual main event? He's so small time now that even his audience on twitter didn't know it happened?

 

[feral cat #6385]

Am I getting this right? Destiny is on with Alex Jones and Krassenstein to debate J6 right now and essentially nick was used by destiny as a practice target for the actual main event? He's so small time now that even his audience on twitter didn't know it happened?

Like how wrestlers used to spar off against nobodies. I LOVE IT!

That's you Nick. A nobody jobber. Don't call it a grave its the path you chose buddy.

 

[Swole McPole]

Would you guys feel a little bit responsible if it turns out he started drinking because he's depressed about this thread?

This thread isn't responsible for Rekieta's cuckold tendencies, or his attraction to Jamaican rough trade.

Nor is it responsible for the shame he feels for engaging in such degenerate desires as a married man with five children. That's all on Nick.

The problem is Nick's behaviour, not our laughing at it. But even if it WAS the fact that we've drawn attention to Nick's degenerate behaviour, Kiwifarms isn't doing anything that hasn't been sanctioned by Nick for YEARS when he drew attention to lolcows in his streams -- something he did for years and years. This thread is just Nick getting a taste of his own medicine. Should he feel responsible for the distress that he caused Monty when he said he sucks little boy's dicks?

If he did, he'd pay Montagraph his money.

That's you Nick. A nobody jobber.

A fluffer. Getting Destiny hard for the main event.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Am I getting this right? Destiny is on with Alex Jones and Krassenstein to debate J6 right now and essentially nick was used by destiny as a practice target for the actual main event? He's so small time now that even his audience on twitter didn't know it happened?

Some guy on twitter reached out to Nick about it a week ago

Archive, X, Nitter

 

[2020chan]

He's depressed because he spent the last year and a half publicly announcing that he's a proud degenerate, and that anyone who wasn't onboard with his new lifestyle and zero effort show can fuck right off. As a result, his entire audience promptly fucked right off. Now his ticket to easy street has been revoked.

It's not the Farm's fault for documenting this process.

What absolutely kills me about this, is that he KNOWS about the Farms and how all this lolcow shit works. Even Nick understands that most cows are people who overshare embarrassing things and then react poorly, or in humorous ways to people responding to them. He, at some point, understood that the Farms simply like to discuss and have a laugh at the cows. And he understood that things are documented for entertainment.
He seemed to "get it".

Even with all that knowledge, he decided to behave like a cow.
He overshares about his sexual proclivities, he argues with people on the internet, lies about things that have been documented, sticks up for a groomer degenerate, falls for a low tier catfish.
Who falls for a catfish in 2023? Maybe the Sonichu demon really is in Rekieta since he fell for some Chris Chan level catfish bullshit.

What's next? Is a man in a pickle suit going to steal his wife?

 

[dustnight]