Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

In this article from DailyMail that covers his appearance at the Golden Globes, it features a tidbit about him apparently taking a roadtrip with his gang of misfits to a woodland retreat. Since I refuse to download the chink spy app, here are the photos from the DM article:
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Oooooh, I can just taste 'em, boys! By the name of Allah, lay those Islamics right on me!

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So was the man boob edited in? His elbow looks weird too like it has a camel toe
 
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Judging by the dye job and Golden Globes outfit, he’s abandoned the ghost of Audrey Hepburn and is now skinwalking Callista Flockhart’s future corpse. Who will be next?

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I was implying the undead Meryl Streep, but I think you're on to something there! If those moobs are "real" (not 'shopped), We might be in for some Keffals-style male pattern baldness.

Dylan's fav training film, I believe, esp the part where Meryl and Goldie need more Bondo to fix their faces. "Girls!" shrieked Dylan into his pink phone at his CAA handlers, "I've just had a totes brill idea!"
 
I guess its predictable, if disappointing, that Jodie Foster is all up Dylan's ass... but my wife thinks her smile looks forced/a bit pissed.

Jodie's wife, Alex Hedison (on the right), looks like who is reponsible for this.
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Boomers may recall Alex's father, actor David Hedison, whom my grandma thought was so handsome on the old tv show, "Voyage to the bottoms of the sea". she watched all the reruns, even when they had plastic-sea-monster invasions. (which always got my attention). Alex looks a great deal like him.

who can explain powerful lesbians with influence, kissing this disgusting drag queen's ass? why?
Is this to stay relevent to the youth or some bullshit?
 
I guess its predictable, if disappointing, that Jodie Foster is all up Dylan's ass... but my wife thinks her smile looks forced/a bit pissed.

Jodie's wife, Alex Hedison (on the right), looks like who is reponsible for this.
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Boomers may recall Alex's father, actor David Hedison, whom my grandma thought was so handsome on the old tv show, "Voyage to the bottoms of the sea". she watched all the reruns, even when they had plastic-sea-monster invasions. (which always got my attention). Alex looks a great deal like him.

who can explain powerful lesbians with influence, kissing this disgusting drag queen's ass? why?
Is this to stay relevent to the youth or some bullshit?
He looks the same age as them.
 
I think it's purely promotion - Jodie is starring in the new season of True Detective that premieres this weekend on HBO.
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Place your bets now:
Dyldo will:
a) have a cameo in the show
b) have a minor recurring role in the show
c) not appear in the show at all

eta: this is, of course, assuming the selfie w/ Dyldo is promotional material
 
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