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[Nod Flenders]

A Redditor has gotten himself into a war with his local housing association.

The reason?

He has constructed some kind of Great Wall of Autism to prevent… His dog from getting COVID from the neighbors dog.
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Imagine dealing with this shit. Good on the neighbor for just laughing him off.

ANYONE ELSE MEETS RANDO RETARDS WHO ALSO WORSHIP AT THE CHURCH OF COVID?!
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Redditor basically thinks IRL is Reddit, and expects updoots and stickers everywhere he goes. Because he wears a mask.

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His fellow redditors are confused. Why don’t people upvote me IRL for wearing a mask?!

Gee I dunno. Maybe because the few of them who DO wear a mask, just do it because they want to lower their risk of getting a cold (whether true or not) and don’t think COVID is simultaneously a religion and the end of humanity?

COVIDIOT KNOWS BETTER THAN DOCTOR
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This one really made me lol. “How is it that I am more concerned about COVID than a cardiologist?”

Gee I dunno… Maybe because you’re neurotic young chick, and he is a medical professional?

If you're still wearing a mask in public, you are officially a sheep, and deserve to be mocked and ridiculed at all times.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

If you're still wearing a mask in public, you are officially a sheep, and deserve to be mocked and ridiculed at all times.

The exception being Asians but they are bug people regardless.

 

[Waifu Denier]

The exception being Asians but they are bug people regardless.

Asians have the grandfather clause, they were doing it first.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

If you're still wearing a mask in public, you are officially a sheep, and deserve to be mocked and ridiculed at all times.

I see old people wear them. I think that fine.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

On today's episode of You Thought Predditors couldn't be any more retarded.

The clip literally opens with text about it being 1945 in Japan. This guy was too retarded even for predditors to pretend to be nice to him so there's that at least. I can't figure out if he is genuinely this retarded or if he is actually trolling but he posts nothing but family guy clips and comments in a bunch of porn and video game subs so he almost definitely is low IQ.

https://archive.is/HmPeH

https://www.reddit.com/user/SnooChickens9375/

 

[Toolbox]

Reddit just announced it's going public in March.

How many times have they said they're gonna go public by this point? I'll believe it when I see it.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

If you're still wearing a mask in public, you are officially a sheep, and deserve to be mocked and ridiculed at all times.

I think it's fine if you're sick and have to go out. Apparently they only keep you from spreading your own germs but not getting them from others.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

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Spoiler: Text

Burned out. Negative post ahead. (self.diabetes)
submitted 2 hours ago * by Lijey_CatType 1

I am at my desk working from home. Bawling because everything is going wrong in my life. I can't handle all of this stress anymore. I just wish I would go to bed and not wake up in the morning.
Stress at work, multiple medical conditions, unable to get decent healthcare, and barely able to afford my prescriptions. Yet alone, put a roof over my head.
I hate this life. I'm so depressed. I don't want to keep going anymore. Can only distract myself for so long before I'm overwhelmed with depression. I have no hope. There is nothing to look forward to in this world.
I don't know what to do. Nobody cares about me. I'm expected to suck it up and deal with it all myself. And I can't.

Someone's got the diabetes, I hope they at least eat well, gotta control that or you'll lose a foot.

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[Sargon's wife's son]

The different races are all fetishizing each other and all are complaining about it.

the British Empire did nothing wrong

 

[murph]

I think it's fine if you're sick and have to go out. Apparently they only keep you from spreading your own germs but not getting them from others.

I think it's a bit of both, it likely does mitigate your risk of catching or giving a cold. It's not the bulletproof solution it was sold as.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Someone's got the diabetes, I hope they at least eat well, gotta control that or you'll lose a foot.

With a diet like that he's probably nutrient deficient which will cause mental issues.

Spoiler: vitamin sperging

B complex and vit D are legitimately something everyone should take every day. You will feel better and you can't really OD on those.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

B complex and vit D are legitimately something everyone should take every day. You will feel better and you can't really OD on those.

You can actually OD on vitamin D, it builds up and is stored in your body because of being fat soluble.

 

[Syikeblade]

Militant vegan decides to cut off her family for not going vegan
This one is funny but also kind of sad with how she believes her family doesn't really love her for not going along with her feelings. It's interesting how militant vegans are similar to trannies, with them being atheists but turn to other beliefs system they turn into cults according to their emotions.

And this here proves it:
"I made the other choice, to indeed cut them off. Even my parents. Because for me it did not pass and i did not eventually settle down. It wasnt something i could accept and probably never will. Life is too short to spend it around people you dont belong with. Around people who make you feel frustrated instead of accepted. Even if they are your family. By blood and flesh at least. It feels like being around cavemen who start banging rocks together and making ape noises when you try to have a conversation with them. Id just rather not.


Just to counterbalance your experience and confirm it is a choice we all have to make and whatever decision you make comes with a sacrifice. You just have to figure out what youd personally rather sacrifice."

 

[Wu-Terf Clan]

You can actually OD on vitamin D, it builds up and is stored in your body because of being fat soluble.

Sperging: you can, but the amount is so high it's ridiculous. You need to eat like 100000 IU of D3 daily for two weeks. Average pills are dosed between 1000-4000.

The current recommandations are ridiculously low and don't take in account that most of us spend more time inside then outside.

Fun fact: Fauci mentioned in one of his leaked emails that he takes 5000 UI daily.

 

[Stan]

I just want to complain about how censorious and fucking pedantic Redditors and Reddit Mods are. I've seriously been banned from r/wellthatsucks because a bot noticed I was liking posts from r/banpitbulls, which the ban notice told me was a "racist" forum that spread "misinformation" about PBTs.

Also, the barest whiff of transphobia basically starts a chain reaction where Redditors attack you like seagulls in front of a chip shop, racing to be the first to tell you how invalidating and horrible it is to invalidate their poor identities and how laughing at their behavior is literally *killing* troons.

Fuckin hell. So, two things I learned reddit fuckin loves: bloodsport dogs and hosting tranny porn trailers for OF.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I've seriously been banned from r/wellthatsucks because a bot noticed I was liking posts from r/banpitbulls, which the ban notice told me was a "racist" forum that spread "misinformation" about PBTs.

Dumb reason to ban but anti-pit bull is a coal take.

 

[indomitable snowman]

You can actually OD on vitamin D, it builds up and is stored in your body because of being fat soluble.

Most pills are 1000-2000iu. 4000iu is said to be the maximum does, although people can tolerate 10k iu a day for years and even up to 50k iu. You would have to take an astronomical amount over 100k iu to probably even start to get negative effects. It's no where near as dangerous as vitamin A or E which will kill your liver very quickly if you take too much.

 

[Stan]

Dumb reason to ban but anti-pit bull is a coal take.

The damn things keep trying to start shit with my Pyrenees.

The more pernicious and stupid part of this was that there were no user reports or complaints; the mods set up a bot to crawl the profiles of those who post in their sub and automatically ban whoever votes & posts in the subs that the moderator does not personally like.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

The damn things keep trying to start shit with my Pyrenees.

Post puppy pics please!

the mods set up a bot to crawl the profiles of those who post in their sub and automatically ban whoever votes & posts in the subs that the moderator does not personally like.

Yeah they are complete faggots for banning you for being in a different sub. Happened to me a lot, especially on witchesvsthepatriarchy and 2xchromosomes.

 

[Sniperwoof]

r/jobs is probably my favorite subreddit.

"I'm a fat neckbeard high school dropout who can't be fucking bothered to put on pants and I smell like shit because I never shower. My hobbies are writing amputee rape fanfiction and lusting over white genocide on commie subreddits"

Why can't I find a job?