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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 328 31.9%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 521 50.7%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 179 17.4%
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Is today the last day, or tomorrow? Could be they're trying to set up second-place Shinji to backstab TJ for first, but he might be too Japanese for that to work.
 
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attractive_pneumonia said:
She was nearing more towards 16k to 17k. Provided that the challenge to remove money from her was even legitimate.
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you forget who you're dealing with, by the time the show ends they'll force Tay to call her dying father for money to pay for a ticket back home. "you actually thought that was real money? enjoy 17k in chips"
Strapon Makima said:
Jet said he's tired of this shit
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its shit like this that makes me hope someone Mark David Chapman's Sam Hyde.
 
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It's easy to blame Jet and the wiggers for ending early, but I'm just as willing to believe that the fish are going to leave en masse if this drags on for too long. Shinji is already basically one foot out the door, TJ is injured, and Tay just got sexually assaulted by Frank. Yeah yeah I know she seems fine now, but we really have no way of knowing what's going through her head, and Sam and the wiggers would be outright stupid if they weren't worried about blowback. If every fish walks out before the 42nd day they're going to look way worse than if they just say "lmao we're ending a day early cope and seethe", cause at least with the latter it appears it was done on their terms and not because they're an inch away from every remaining fish lying flat and giving up.
 
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They're doing a battle royale, three arrows each. Shinji cam.
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Chuck McGill said:
they're an inch away from every remaining fish lying flat and giving up.
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This may also sound little too but I imagine the sounds are probably getting to them and I’d argue worse… the smell it sounds stupid but the mixture of human waste and vomit are setting in. They haven’t really had fresh air since last year (yes I remember clean out too but that’s just a small hole in a large box)

CoolFool said:
This is random but does anyone know how tall Jet is? It really bugs me how on some days he looks like an average sized dude, then other days he looks like a borderline literal midget.
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I’d imagine he probably tries to make himself smaller around Sam he’s probably terrified of him.
 
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The fish competed in a Battle Royale challenge, each contestant got one bow with 3 arrows, last one to not get hit wins the round. Jet picked a spawning point for them and over time they excluded more and more rooms. First round went to Tay, second to Shinji then the last to Tay. She got 1 point for this. Interestingly, after round 1 Tay asked Jet if they're doing 5 or 3 rounds and Jet replied "we'll decide after this round" further showcasing production's bias.
 
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CoolFool said:
I feel indifferent about Shinji. I think Shinji does do well in challenges, and when he actually talks, he can be entertaining. The problem is that, especially within the last week, he does absolutely nothing without being prompted to do so. Part of that is production's fault, the rest is on him. To be fair to Shinji I do think him not speaking English well is his biggest barrier, I can imagine if he was fluent he would be a lot more engaging.
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The only one of the three that do anything unprompted is Tay. When prompted, Shinji is more entertaining than TJ, but he hasn't been prompted as much. When they monologue at the camera, Shinji is most entertaining, but he struggles to speak English so he doesn't do it as often as the other two. TJ can be entertaining occasionally. Tay just seethes.

I agree that Josie didn't "deserve" the win from the perspective of doing the absolute least, but they set up the game to incentivise doing nothing. Letty and Vance got punished for the first plotting that happened, and Letty was constantly punished for being the most entertaining. I think Josie accidentally chose the winning strategy.

Shinji has "played the game" from the start. He went into the show knowing that Josie was the winner, and he got to watch every entertaining person get hassled off the show. Shinji can be entertaining when he wants to be, but being entertaining puts you at a disadvantage because Jet's a retard.

If Jet didn't fuck everything up, the final three would be Brian, Jimmy, and Cole.

Of the three that remain: A TJ win can only happen if that's what the script they've written for him says, or if Shinji gives it to him. A Tay win can only happen if she steals it. A Shinji win can only happen if he's best at the game.

To me, the TJ win is undeserved, because either the producers or Shinji giving it to him shouldn't get the win. The Tay win is undeserved, because if being an asshole is the point it should have gone to Brian.

The only "fair" winner is Shinji, as far as I can figure. Not because he deserves it, but because the others don't.
 
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When is Tay going to use her points? She can only buy something once per round, and the show only has a few hours left, so there probably isn't going to be a lot of challenges left, right?

It's funny, Jet seemed to want the fish to buy a cryptic message from Trish, but why would anyone waste their chips on that?

Side note, I can't believe Ben is 24 years old. He looks like he's pushing 40.
 
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Swamp Olympics Summary:

Starting points: Tay 6, Shinji 14, TJ 18

Game 1 - Dodgeball: Tay +1
Game 2 - Battle Royale:
R1: Tay +1, R2: Shin +1, R3: Tay +1
Game 3 - Make Ben Feel Better (gay): Shin +1
*TJ used this time to finally dump the tomato sauce on Tay, it was ineffective. Tay threw dirt on TJ and hit Ben in the face as well. Tay spit on TJ. TJ blocked Tay from Ben preventing her from helping him, it was super effective. Tay dumped a bucket of water on TJ. TTS is now TJs hype man. Thank god this happened, because this challenge was boring as fuck.*

Intermission. Faggots trying to work out their differences.
 
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