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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 328 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 520 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 179 17.4%

  • Total voters
    1,027
Tay supposedly has enough points to remove 10 points, according to Jet. She just removed 2 from TJ. Still hoping for an underdog Tay victory. She's not the most likable (that would be Shinji) but she has the most initiative and has worked the hardest. I don't remember what this quote is from because I hear it everywhere, but TJ should remember that "you either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain".

To be fair, I don't dislike TJ, and a win from him would make sense from an narrative perspective, but I really want to see a twist ending where Tay fucks the other two over and unexpectedly wins the money.
 
Jet is having the fish try to sell mystery boxes to the audience. I believe Ben is choosing whoever does the best job promoting the mystery boxes.

There are two types of boxes you can buy, common ($100) and rare ($200). Each box has a few pieces of random crap from the house. Example, a common box had an old magazine, a prank pregnancy test, and a nerf dart. The rare box had the plushie Tay's been cuddling since she got it, Fatty's Santa glove, drunk goggles, and a broken piece of wood from a door. I can't believe people pay for literal garbage.
 
Jet told Shinji the audience thinks he’s lazy and only tries when promoted. He told TJ that they think he’s a massive pussy. And then he said, “Actually they hate all of you at this point.” Sour grapes from Jet? Has he been hearing it from Sam?
 
I can't believe people pay for literal garbage.
Imagine having to explain to people why you dropped 200 bucks on some trash from a retard exploitation event. I don’t even think any of it will be signed. If anyone actually buys it that would be heavily disappointing.

Predicting Next season they have all the female contestants piss in jars and sell it. Mabey even save some sweat towels to resell.

Edit: can you guys hear Croat turbofolk? Awww man…. he stole my idea.
 
Side note, I can't believe Ben is 24 years old. He looks like he's pushing 40.
zoomers are aging like shit.
Starting points: Tay 6, Shinji 14, TJ 18
imagine getting raped and not getting a dime from it.
Jet told Shinji the audience thinks he’s lazy and only tries when promoted. He told TJ that they think he’s a massive pussy. And then he said, “Actually they hate all of you at this point.” Sour grapes from Jet? Has he been hearing it from Sam?
Jet knows he failed, i wouldn't be surprised if Jet ain't coming back for season 3.
 
The only one of the three that do anything unprompted is Tay.
I think it would be wise to point out that early season Tay was literally the most peaceful of all the fish and absolutely refused to attack anyone unless attacked. The night she was giving Sam the beanie she crochet for him he asked her if she was willing to fuck people over, and she tried ducking with a half answer before saying no, then correcting with another half answer where she begins to start tearing up and her voice quivers. Its absolutely crazy how much dog-piling and fuckery she was subjected to that made her into the most active schemer in the show. I seriously have no idea why Jet and Sam hate her so much, she is basically carrying the show for them by deviating so far from her original personality.


 
Tay supposedly has enough points to remove 10 points, according to Jet. She just removed 2 from TJ. Still hoping for an underdog Tay victory. She's not the most likable (that would be Shinji) but she has the most initiative and has worked the hardest. I don't remember what this quote is from because I hear it everywhere, but TJ should remember that "you either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain".

To be fair, I don't dislike TJ, and a win from him would make sense from an narrative perspective, but I really want to see a twist ending where Tay fucks the other two over and unexpectedly wins the money.
I'm very opposed to a TJ win cause his whole growth arc has been a joke, he has to be bullied for 30 minutes by production or production pretending to be TTS to make any move. He's still the same insecure retard he was at the start, and all the fake set up wins haven't changed him at all.
 
They're throwing around an oiled kettlebell.
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I seriously have no idea why Jet and Sam hate her so much, she is basically carrying the show for them by deviating so far from her original personality.
Same reason frank bullied her, they want to bang her.

“They're throwing around an oiled kettlebell.”

How much dose it weigh? (Sounds pretty stupid/free injury). Also I apologize for not copying right I’m on mobile
 
It might be that the cringe edgy racism brings back bad memories for Sam and the years he spent in the wilderness after being cancelled for cringe edgy racism.
She hasn't said anything excessively cringe or edgy since Jimmy left which was the halfway point through the show. Meanwhile Jet's golden boy TJ is quagmired in some insane controversy with the R34 stuff and Shinji is a literal porn actor which Sam makes a show of hating, like with that Onlyfans girl. Yet only Frank talks about the Loobcooch stuff, Sam and Jet constantly fuck Tay over with "soyjack tax" and or just undoing the challenges she completes, chips stopped mattering for a while so nobody cared about the soy tax but now that the finale requires it the soy tax was a catastrophic handicap for Tay because she probably lost about a third of her chips.
 
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