DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
NGL: I’ll lol pretty hard if Phil catches a two week suspension from YouTube because of this rant.

The detractors that sit and analyze every stream for TOS violations certainly got some material tonight.

Also good to know that Phil is in no way whatsoever bitter or mad at his tractors. What we saw here was a man in peak mental health, who absolutely doesn’t spend a good part of his free time seething over detractors.
 
Give me rainbows if you want, but I think we're rapidly approaching a confession stream. Dave's obviously under an enormous amount of stress (financially and probably otherwise), and I don't think it's possible for anyone (even the guy) to live in such naked denial for much longer. Everyone knows you're an addict, Phil; just admit it.
 
'Give me your mailing address so I can mail you a spoon so you can eat shit out of my fucking ass' He's so obessed with scat as it leaves the arsehole and literally eating shit. With how turned on he was where he was literally speechless by that buff black guy from a video game I'm convinced this man has been fiending to eat shit from a black guys ass his whole life and he's going mad that he can't admit to himself.
 
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I might have a recency bias, but I think this is the angriest and most triggered I've seen him since I started following DSP like 7 or 8 years ago. Holy shit. His rage and threats being so impotent made it so much funnier too. :story:
It reminded me of my favorite, the DJRuno saga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5RacZX8nv0 because of the edge in his voice, but I think he was angrier today
 
NGL: I’ll lol pretty hard if Phil catches a two week suspension from YouTube because of this rant.

The detractors that sit and analyze every stream for TOS violations certainly got some material tonight.

Also good to know that Phil is in no way whatsoever bitter or mad at his tractors. What we saw here was a man in peak mental health, who absolutely doesn’t spend a good part of his free time seething over detractors.
YouTube doesn't do anything unless the media makes them look bad or a channel doesn't worship negros and Jews in true American fashion.
 
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I might have a recency bias, but I think this is the angriest and most triggered I've seen him since I started following DSP like 7 or 8 years ago. Holy shit. His rage and threats being so impotent made it so much funnier too. :story:
That was a Cyrax-level angry rant. This dude needs to unplug from the internet for a while.
 
I might have a recency bias, but I think this is the angriest and most triggered I've seen him since I started following DSP like 7 or 8 years ago. Holy shit. His rage and threats being so impotent made it so much funnier too. :story:
And what was the cause of it? Some True and Honest™ dent making fun of him.

If his ego gets bruised every time someone talks about his gaming skills, just imagine what was like to his brain to see one of his loyal cultists not buying the "I'm the most harassed person in the history of the internet" mantra.
 
I felt like this deserved an extended cut, especially because of the banger line at the end about being positive and wanting to help people, and goddamn, the faces he makes.
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Someone should ask him when in the story does Ichiban or Kiryu (I don't know what Yakuza game he's playing) spend hundreads of dollar on a mobile gacha game :story:. Maybe if it was Yakuza0, were the protagonists can spend millions on a gacha vending machine, he would be right.
 
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"I contacted someone who worked at Twitch and they showed me the evidence that my haters were doing a slander campaign and that's why they took away my partner!"
That's a wild leap from the first 1000 times he's told this story, where he always said all he knows is that he got removed because of hateful slurs, and they owed him an explanation but wouldn't give one no matter how much he bitched to their support. Another retcon for the history books.
 
I might have a recency bias, but I think this is the angriest and most triggered I've seen him since I started following DSP like 7 or 8 years ago. Holy shit. His rage and threats being so impotent made it so much funnier too. :story:
He got massively called out by Side Scrollers, and is currently being called out by Mike Clum and everybody appearing in the documentary. He can't stand everybody not accepting his delusions.
 
he sounds like a totally different person in this, completely unhinged
He seems to be under massive financial pressure again (tax season) and him spending thousand dollars on WWE Champions yesterday combined with Argentinian membership gifts won't make that better. More is to be expected
 
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