What would your bio on KiwiFarmersOnly.com say?

[Catler]

KiwiFarmersOnly.com is a dating site exclusively for Kiwis and you need a short bio for your profile. What does it say?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

“I’m just here to cuck Ed weed out of potential plugs”

 

[SofondaCox]

F LF M 4 TTD, TY

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

21 and Single White Male... -Shy -Smart -Young at Heart -Computer skilled -Humorous -A great thinker and go-getter -"Natural salesperson" -Enjoys good parts of life -Diplomatic -Friendly -Loves his family -Peaceful -Very creative -_He's lonely_

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...Seeking a CUTE 18-21 SINGLE ♀FEMALE♀ COMPANION *18-21 years of age *does _not_ already have a boyfriend *Single -Average to Slender Weight/Body Type -White -Lives in Charolettesville or Ruckersville area *Does NOT Smoke or Drink Alcohol -Happy, Positive Personality *Average/High Income -Drives a vehicle

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If any ♂MEN♂ read this huge sign... MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS! (And to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff) Have a nice day ☺

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

"Please Understand I Grow Kiwi Fruits. I Do Not Raise Cattle."

 

[Catler]

"XX year old male, vaccinated/chipped/not-neutered that is seeking a loving forever home. Doesn't get along with other cats well, so would be best in a single cat household. Adoption costs reduced due to age."

 

[Pedophobe]

I've dated many women All my age or older. My age were naggy. Older women are sterile. Got cockblocked at the bar and SCC* by you agephobic monsters. . My little dudes are territorial and contradictory. The we hate bigots mantra doesn't include agephobia, classism (despite your leftist in name only bullcrap) or misogyny? It's like every jackass here carts around 2 chicks at a time even though you preach how much you hate greed. Hot women are healthier but you don't care about baby DNA like the 67% of adults who want to have kids? I didn't want kids until 2016, then I started reading about 50 studies. Still single but now I'm on a Podcast. Mixed-race DNA is better DNA for kids. So, as long as you're not 50% German-Irish, we should be good. Gander and rye grass for dinner? Video chat fights catfishing, Gen Z. Looking for a part-time job, so I can afford to have kids, but first. I live at a homeless shelter. Call me at House of Kiwi. Pedo P. $1000/month job. $800/month rent for 2 guys at an apartment would work for us. 18-24 year old DNA from mom Gen X sperm 35-55 years old healthiest DNA for Dads. I'm 40. Honor roll 19. M'lady I'm on instagram

 

[Spud]

I have your dox. Now respond.

 

[Pilgrim of Grace]

Polymorphic blue mutant, age 105, born Tau Ceti V, body type is "floaty" but can be tailored to taste when I return to the Biomass. Liberal & vaccinated against all pathogens and toxins known to human science, asexual, close with family that is VERY welcoming.

Seeking female willing to go on a journey to free herself from the tyranny of individuality and the vacuum of technology. We like long walks on hiking trails, watching trash cooking vidjyas, bad movie nights, gardening and bringing lost souls into our infinite chorus. No dogs, please.

 

[gibbslets]

NO FATTIES

 

[Skitarii]

 

[I'm Retarded?]

hello betiful darling pls open clothe and reveal vagene or I hack ur credit card ok do not ignore

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Looking for a Chuck, Sneeds need not apply.

 

[Pedophobe]

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Just buy a toaster dude.

 

[Skitarii]

Just buy a toaster dude.

Toaster cosplays exist, stalker child

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

*pulls out gun* I lied. I don't actually want to fuck. I want to talk about 40 year old consoomers, schizos, and vtubers and this was the only way I could do it IRL. Now take off your shoes and get on the davenport.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

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Ha, doxed you. You think your wrong model would throw me off?

 

[Crypto Six Gorillionaire]

*holds up spork*