Kiwifarms Friendship Coop - DMs are for fags (and forbidden)

[eatler]

i heard white people smell funny

As an Italian I can say no

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

If you really want to be in a secret chat maybe try discord.

I heard using discord makes your penis shrink and fall off.

 

[Lokenstien]

Even thinking about discord sends a shiver up my spine.

 

[Just A Butt]

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I just wanted y'all to know I spilled bleach on Catler and now they are Michael Jackson.

 

[${Sandy}]

Just want you guys to know that according to Catler himself, I made the most brutal own he's ever experienced on kiwi farms.

 

[Meiwaku]

your "lawer" @Meiwaku argued valiantly for your addition
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but it was a no go

He asked for legal representation. I am obliged by my duty to the sneed Bar to comply

 

[BeetleBug242]

One of my favourite lyrics of all time

“And I know what it takes to put a nigger in a hearse. IM ON CRRACK!”​

 

[Omori Boy]

I heard using discord makes your penis shrink and fall off.

That's not true. My dick is still connected to me.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

That's not true. My dick is still connected to me.

OK, so you are in the shrinking phase.

 

[Lokenstien]

That's not true. My dick is still connected to me.

It's always "it's connected and sturdy, I'll be fine" right before it falls in the toilet when you're pissing.

 

[Meiwaku]

It's always "it's connected and sturdy, I'll be fine" right before it falls in the toilet when you're pissing.

Big penis haver detected.

 

[Lokenstien]

Big penis haver detected.

My package is tight and compact so that I don't have to check my boxers at the airport.

 

[${Sandy}]

 

[Lady Bizness]

I would just like to express that every time Aunt Carol posts I usually learn something interesting. I really appreciate their contributions in contrast to my half baked philosophizing and inebriated hot takes.

 

[Lokenstien]

Aunt Carol is the best cougar poster on the farms.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

27 pages in a day, what the fuckety fuck

 

[Ged!]

27 pages in a day, what the fuckety fuck

you haven't seen nothin

 

[JethroTullamore]

Am I supposed to do my furry rape RP here now?

 

[Just A Butt]

Big penis haver detected.

Reminder that this user will probably send you titty pics as long as you slightly boost her ego