Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Al from Dadeville]

This doesn't feel right. Is this an elaborate hoax to get gofundme bux?

Sure sounds like it, I mean maybe they actually had a mental breakdown and that friend just happened to go from NY to Denver and get into their domicile and devices and personally located them wandering outside of town… a scam is probably a better outcome than someone poisoning themselves with pills and having to live with the damage.
Good thing Keffals has a second chance to finally catch up with an old friend!

 

[Optimus Prime]

The troon is alive...

https://twitter.com/AidedFancy/status/1754709537972539397

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Press "X" to doubt.

A friend flies across the country - almost bankrupting themselves in the process - and has access to this person's apartment AND multiple online accounts AND able to deduce their location despite not being "media" trained.

Suuuurrrreeeee.

 

[Erasmus of Rotterdam]

Troons according to the American stats are most likely to be killed by their significant other which in the majority of cases is another troon or similar variety of anus pirate.

This means that if a troon genocide is indeed taking place then troons are responsible for their own genocide. So if you are a troon it is probably best to avoid your fellow troons.

Spoilers (troons are not experiencing genocide) also Keffals is an ugly man.

Perhaps troons being the demise of troons is the natural way of removing genetically obsolete individuals from the gene pool. It sounds cruel, but so is a lion ripping out the throat of an antelope.

 

[Neil]

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New slop just dropped.
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I can't fucking imagine anyone listening to this vocal fried monotone faggot for two hours as he reads off the Wikipedia page of a gruesome murder. It's hard to believe that anyone can stand listening to him for more than 10 minutes, regardless of how small his viewerbase is.

Weren’t you named in the suicide note? Carry the hell on…
(A)

John and Lucas are so shameless in their hypocrisy. They held three supposed suicides over this site (only the fake one directly named KF) for years to get the site taken down. Now that it's their turn on the fire, all of a sudden it's "Don't play the blame game! I'm not responsible for this, we were fwiends!"

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Still means Lucas is responsible for more suicide attempts than KF, considering that, unlike Byuu, this person actually did try to kill themselves (apparently).

This story about travelling from New York to Denver in time to stop a suicide seems pretty implausible.
Driving from New York to Denver is roughly 30 hours, which rules that out. Booking a flight to get there in time is roughly 4-5 hours, not counting boarding, and driving to the person's address.

 

[DavidS877]

Press "X" to doubt.

A friend flies across the country - almost bankrupting themselves in the process - and has access to this person's apartment AND multiple online accounts AND able to deduce their location despite not being "media" trained.

Suuuurrrreeeee.

And then doesn't take them to the hospital despite all the pills they took, but to a hotel.

 

[Markass the Worst]

0/10 hoax, didn't even play the gay French song.

 

[TooManyKittens]

And then doesn't take them to the hospital despite all the pills they took, but to a hotel.

This is to me the biggest tell. Your friend is nearly dead and can't see straight but you pay for a hotel?

I get it us healthcare is impossibly expensive but if you're gonna hike it back to Mexico anyways, what are they gonna do?

An er is obligated to stabilize somebody in an emergency situation. They don't always follow the rules but if shit is that bad that they are disoriented and unable to walk - you take your friend. Im fairly certain not knowing who you are or where you are qualifies.

The getting into their apartment and into their devices then fbi style tracking them down is.... also unlikely. Like how does that even add up? Broke troon is in the Denver suburbs and can't see, is broke, is supposedly very not ok and you manage to find them?

Denver is not small. Its suburbs sprawl. And Colorado in winter at high elevation outside is not a good time. You mean to tell me this idiot troon wasn't indoors and didn't die?

I was all for waiting for proof but im pretty convinced the rescue is the lie. Rin is dead and we won't be hearing from him from Mexico. (Conveniently part of the story)

Also you're broke and didn't take the idiot back to the living situation? But a hotel? Where nobody else will be able to say yup they're home and not dead? Roommates can be shitty but for real?

 

[ForTheHoard]

...and that friend's name was Hector Martin.

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

This is to me the biggest tell. Your friend is nearly dead and can't see straight but you pay for a hotel?

I get it us healthcare is impossibly expensive but if you're gonna hike it back to Mexico anyways, what are they gonna do?

An er is obligated to stabilize somebody in an emergency situation. They don't always follow the rules but if shit is that bad that they are disoriented and unable to walk - you take your friend. Im fairly certain not knowing who you are or where you are qualifies.

The getting into their apartment and into their devices then fbi style tracking them down is.... also unlikely. Like how does that even add up? Broke troon is in the Denver suburbs and can't see, is broke, is supposedly very not ok and you manage to find them?

Denver is not small. Its suburbs sprawl. And Colorado in winter at high elevation outside is not a good time. You mean to tell me this idiot troon wasn't indoors and didn't die?

I was all for waiting for proof but im pretty convinced the rescue is the lie. Rin is dead and we won't be hearing from him from Mexico. (Conveniently part of the story)

Also you're broke and didn't take the idiot back to the living situation? But a hotel? Where nobody else will be able to say yup they're home and not dead? Roommates can be shitty but for real?

The majority of US hospitals are technically considered charity organizations, and are obligated to care for patients free-of-charge if they are below 200% the poverty line. If this troon is ebegging for handouts because they're getting evicted, then they probably make so little they would qualify for this, or at least get a heavily discounted rate, as these hospitals typically have flex rates for income brackets.

Just unbelievably fake all around.

 

[Baraadmirer]

"Please let me mourn". Ugh, fucking gross.

Lucas does this shit anytime he's getting canceled. "I can't believe you would criticize a drug addict! I can't believe you would criticize someone who lost a dear friend! How dare you say this to PTSD victim?! How DARE you?!?!?"

Get fucking real, nigger, who do you think you're still fooling?

This is him mourning btw:

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>I have reset the XP
If this actually happened I'm pretty sure a lot of non-paying Keffals fans will chimp out and potentially leave. Truly a business-savvy decision.

 

[Piss Bear]

<snip>

Nothing this guy says makes any sense whatsoever. His reasons for killing himself don't make sense either. He mentions rehabilitation groups a lot, was he strung out on drugs a lot?

A good break from social media and maybe the Internet in general would have done this guy wonders. He claims to have autism. Well, becoming a troon and surrounding yourself with exclusively troons who also are autistic is not going to help whatsoever. Killing yourself because of Twitter drama is beyond retarded. Troons are vindictive and hateful pieces of shit, so yes, they will talk shit about you behind your back. Fuck that community, de-troon and find some real friends.

With that being said, I doubt Keffals or Wu were actively bullying this guy to death, he was simply a nutcase who took Internet drama too seriously.

 

[Optimus Prime]

With that being said, I doubt Keffals or Wu were actively bullying this guy to death, he was simply a nutcase who took Internet drama too seriously.

Which makes it all the more deliciously ironic that those two are going to get the shit beaten out of them (metaphorically, not literally, unfortunately) over something they M. Bison 'it was only Tuesday' 'd.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

The troon is alive...

https://twitter.com/AidedFancy/status/1754709537972539397

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This sounds like such bullshit. Slight PL but I’ve been around people who have overdosed on meds, it is very much NOT a thing of “well let’s wait it out I’m sure it’ll be fine with some sleep”, it’s more of a “Holy fuck I’m not a doctor and have no idea what the possible outcome other than death is here, we have to go to the ER immediately to help you” reaction. Overdoses aren’t really something you just wait and see on, and that part alone allows makes me heavily question this story. Unless you’re trying to avoid being involuntary admitted for a suicide attempt, (still a shitty reason but could see troons using that excuse) there’s no real reason you shouldn’t just go straight to the emergency room.

 

[Some Random Soul]

The majority of US hospitals are technically considered charity organizations, and are obligated to care for patients free-of-charge if they are below 200% the poverty line. If this troon is ebegging for handouts because they're getting evicted, then they probably make so little they would qualify for this, or at least get a heavily discounted rate, as these hospitals typically have flex rates for income brackets.

Just unbelievably fake all around.

Problem is, you won't usually see trannytrenders do that because they all want the asspats for saying "muh US oppresses us!!".

Nothing this guy says makes any sense whatsoever. His reasons for killing himself don't make sense either. He mentions rehabilitation groups a lot, was he strung out on drugs a lot?

That whole thing is word salad, and most word salads don't usually make sense.

A good break from social media and maybe the Internet in general would have done this guy wonders. He claims to have autism. Well, becoming a troon and surrounding yourself with exclusively troons who also are autistic is not going to help whatsoever. Killing yourself because of Twitter drama is beyond retarded. Troons are vindictive and hateful pieces of shit, so yes, they will talk shit about you behind your back. Fuck that community, de-troon and find some real friends.

This is exactly the same thing I've been saying for a while. Cancel culture gets so much into these people's heads to where it eats people on both sides of the aisle alive. What gets me is that so many people still bite into it and then go haywire when they learn the hard way that cancel-culture puppets like Keffals are not their ally.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I'm confused. Is the faggot alive, or is this some weird digital troon Weekend at Bernie's?*








*Its akshually Bernice, you fucking chuds.

 

[barbie meat]

Troons according to the American stats are most likely to be killed by their significant other which in the majority of cases is another troon or similar variety of anus pirate.

The trans murder statistics are always presented in a way that's really misleading.

Spoiler

I'm sure some of them are killed by a boyfriend, but trans people are technically most likely to be killed by someone they "know intimately", which, notably, includes prostitution clients.

The above is referring to America specifically, what about the rest of the world?


Turns out prostitution is a really fucking dangerous line of work, who would have thought?

But the vast majority of people killed engaging in it are (guess who?) women.

Whore killing epidemic out of control, trannies most affected.

I am not trying to be flippant or disrespectful about this, in fact it's something I feel pretty fucking passionate about, for circumstances that I'd like to share if you'll allow a little TMI. As a teen I did a drug treatment program, and I became friends with a woman who was working as a prostitute and trying to get clean from crack. It seemed like she succeeded, but I found out a couple years later she relapsed and was murdered by a prostitution client. All of his victims (5, that we know of) were prostitutes. (It wasn't LISK, but a different serial killer who was apprehended in the late 2000s.) That shit broke my heart. She was truly tortured. She had been raped at 12 and trafficked into prostitution at 13. She never had a chance of a different life, but she fought like hell to try and get out of it. But nobody gives a shit about women like my friend. Only trannies.

 

[PonderosaPete]

REJOICE FRIENDS, THE INNOCENT ANGEL KILLED BY THE TERF QUEEN KEFFALS LIVES! His poor grafted wings couldn't carry him to heaven, but best not to make these out of penis and scrotum. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt though, and say he didn't keep them stretched three times a day.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

I'm confused. Is the faggot alive, or is this some weird digital troon Weekend at Bernice's?*

Something stinks about this latest update, but taking it at face value, the friend arrived in her area, got into her laptop, found doordash style receipts to find out where she had ended up at, and got her back home to come down off whatever failed an heroing she tried.

I'm not sure I buy the whole thing -- haven't been around ODing people but the natural response would be "go to the ER" not "wait and see" + not sure how this streamer girl was able to James Bond her exact location from the laptop -- but I will say I'm glad Keffals' victim survived the suicide attempt he emotionally tortured them into attempting.

From a human standpoint, as someone not a brianrot riddled porn addicted always online freak, I don't even want to see the worst of my enemies dying, especially not via OD, which is a horrible way to go indeed. I might joke around about it with some types, like those that are actively seeking to harm children via selling them Troonshine, or those who are actively seeking to end my civil rights, but, that's more of a laugh.

From a strategy standpoint, this means our young friend should recover and be able to dump receipts in the next few months that will make Keffals and BatWu very nervous indeed.

(Yes, of COURSE those two idiots were in a group chat organizing harassment against people, both are well known for being in those kinds of group chats already, with the Keffals Catboy Ranch on one side (and the Keffals Defense Squad that showed up whenever he posted anything for a while there) and with the Zoe Quinn CON leaks directly implicating BatWu as a member.)

 

[ForTheHoard]

I'm probably happier that Rin is alive than Keffals or Wu. That's a Kiwi Farmer for you.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I can't believe Keffals would drive this poor transwomxn to the edge of killing himself I think Keffals needs to be stopped before he actually murders someone - an imminent threat to life it is!

Also, Rinna needs to accuse someone of rape/be accused of raping someone to get the perfect tranny trifecta of raping, grifting and suicide baiting.