Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Billy Bong]

Since we switched to .us, I haven't been able to get into the Keno Casino chat. It hurts bros. It hurts.
Boss is on fire with 10K in his wallet and I can't get in! Fuck my life dude!

Edit: I switched to .st and it worked! Thanks to @PositiveMonk !!!

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

Bossman is making fun of the rats doing a silly voice and may have had a prediction at the end of the impression.

 

[Justtocheck]

Bossman is making fun of the rats doing a silly voice and may have had a prediction at the end of the impression.
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"... he'll lose it all by tomorrow, dude, fuck it!"

Rats do have a point Austin.

 

[Trombonista]

After seeing the crack apple gif, I believe the apple he used was Golden Delicious.

 

[Kees H]

BMJ just hit 1k on Limbo by going all in and he did another retarded little happy dance.

Spoiler: Full screen

EDIT: Another all in win, with another retarded dance.

Spoiler: Full screen

 

[gaystoner]

12k in the wallet! Civi bros!

 

[Drama Fan]

The humble crackhead is FAR too busy securing his fix and living his best(?) life to worry about woke nonsense. I love how his response to being called racist and transphobic is “you’re a weirdo dude”.

This is why Austin is great. He's too focused on the grind to care about dumb culture war bullshit. Dox his address and order him Capri Suns, and he will just have a refreshing drink. Send a probably very confused gay man to his house, and he will just yell for his dad to get the gun and then talk about how brave he was; then back to the grind 5 minutes later. Accuse him of being a bigot, you're a fucking weirdo and he knows this because your mom told him when he was smashing that MILF box. He's immune to all criticism because he is secure enough to know all his critics are rats. The day of the cheese will never come as long as he keeps this attitude up. I kneel.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

CivicGODS we are back

 

[dumbledore]

Austin got flashed on Monkey.app by some rat.

Spoiler: NSFW

https://files.catbox.moe/ktuh60.mp4 I can't fucking upload to KF.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Austin got flashed on Monkey.app by some rat.

Spoiler: NSFW

https://files.catbox.moe/ktuh60.mp4 I can't fucking upload to KF.

Notice how his "OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD" is indistinghuishable from the one he does after a gamba climb

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

What is this luck, it's like God decided to take pity on the man for once, the man is going on such a run.

 

[The Second Numidium]

I won't trust he's going to withdraw the 8000 until I see the two-factor go through

INSTA EDIT: I FUCKING CALLED IT

 

[Dizzydent]

And 30 seconds later 10 grand lost

 

[Stalker]

As it currently stands, BMJ is up 30,000. As I'm writing this, he just lost 10k in literally 15 seconds on Dice.

 

[my only throwaway account]

what the actual hell is going on, since the MATI host 10~minutes ago he went from 4k to like 24k
in the 10 seconds that i was writing this message he lost 10 thousand dollars HAHAHAHAHHAHAA

 

[Boiled Pizza]

"I just lost 10k, why did I do that"
"ban everyone who's laughing in chat"

Never change, bossman.

What is this luck, it's like God decided to take pity on the man for once, the man is going on such a run.

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

 

[arc minsk]

Austin got flashed on Monkey.app by some rat.

Spoiler: NSFW

https://files.catbox.moe/ktuh60.mp4 I can't fucking upload to KF.

i feel like he's one of those dudes who will defend black guy endlessly and defend black people behavior but also drop a tactical "nigger" at all the right times.

 

[my only throwaway account]

"I wouldn't've risked it if I couldn't afford to lose it"
In the gambler's mind this isn't even a lie. Mr. bossJack truly, genuinely believes that he wouldn't risk money he couldn't afford to lose.
It's frightening to me that the human mind can reach these levels of cope.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

For everyone who is worried/excited/a combination of the two. This has happened multiple times, and the outcome is all but a foregone conclusion: He will be back at 0$ in less than 24 hours.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

16 second clip, 10k gone in like 10 seconds... that is a MASSIVE Bossman L
taken from Clips section

https://kick.com/bossmanjack?clip=clip_01HP0KJ53QT8991Q9X1Z1Q43E9

edit: extended version from Clips, shows the lead up and the aftermath

https://kick.com/bossmanjack?clip=clip_01HP0KKJH3RP8CRA3025PVB0XZ