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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 532 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%

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Agreed, Josie's mouth pins are also really distracting. Tayleigh probably has the least offensive variant of a nose ring, nobody noticed she had one until the high resolution stuff came out, women of that age cohort don't seem to be aware at how distracting that kind of stuff is from the natural beauty in their face,
The nose rings are so fucking ugly, all of them would look better without them.
I do want to rip out her stupid nose ring though.
Do you think if guys started getting annoying rings like that women would see how annoying it actually looks? I think that’s a question for the thunderdome though.
 
Has anyone from the crew, especially Sam or Jet, given anything like an autopsy or spoken about it at all? I haven’t seen anything.
Not really, the closest we got this was during the evening Trish got eliminated and they started doing that donut challenge. Sam commented with surprise at how upbeat and cheerful Trish had immediately become after elimination and talked to Ben about a few things with the show while they sat at the bar eating wings. Sam seemed entirely blindsided by the fact his "only grits as food for weeks" skit seemed to make the fish extremely low energy and unresponsive, even for cash prizes, and decided not to do it again for Season 3. Ben came up with "no glass in the house at all" since shit kept getting shattred and sliced people up.

Jet and Ben also fielded a few questions from TTS:


I think the videos speak for themselves, the two guys are surrounded by a destroyed house and wonder why the contestants are disinterested and looking for the door. Also the "content" shit was entirely started by the producers ranting at the fish for being uninteresting during attack therapy and the word "content" was just the word the fish used to describe what the hell the producers were ranting about. Their cope that it was MDE Fans that was the issue shows that they didn't really learn anything from this season, MDE fans like Tay tended to be the most reliable and interesting while JC and Shinji either left or wanted to leave multiple times. They foolishly think they're going to get a bunch of Danye types from a casting agency, ironically someone who obsessed about "content" and wouldn't stfu about it when Jimmy was getting kicked, but instead they're just going to get a bunch of JC type girls who will immediately start looking for the exit once the force vomiting and crazy shit starts ramping up.
 
Has anyone from the crew, especially Sam or Jet, given anything like an autopsy or spoken about it at all? I haven’t seen anything.
Its a shame that there hasn't been a stream or something after the tank for production to talk about it. It didn't really happen with Season 1, but they got on doing a stream with Sam, Jet, Josie and Letty pretty quick talking about the show, and Sam and Jet got on to PKA talking shop to some extent.

It would be nice to hear their perspective on the Season.
 
She is oddly clearheaded on random things.
betty has said a lot of josie's 'tism is an act and she's a lot more "normal" off camera.
So I expect that with Josie and Vance, they simply got paid for 7 weeks and just needed to be available during that time to help out with whatever.
production certainly got a lot out of them for it. from what it seemed like they did most of the "grunt work" while the managers just got high and hung out, literally like it is in every zoomer workplace. jet is dragging down sam's reputation for me honestly.
to see how much money they are making so far.
woman who already showed she's ok doing anything for money got paid the most (to twerk!) news at 11.
o complain about Letty being that he's in a long term relationship and Letty did that whole "oooh we're locked in here together is that what you wannnnnnted"
GIWTWM
so ~July?
Sam Hyde is going to skankfest to show off new content and its so long and on the other side of the country that he can't do that and fishtank so the 6 weeks can't be during that which is in september. so if its in july he can show off the finalists there.
from the natural beauty in their face
this is why, its to distract from the lack of natural beauty in the face. plus its meant to signal they're DTF. also its like tattoos or premarital sex or race mixing its completely normalized on women. if a woman doesn't have tattoos or piercings (or at least visible ones) they were most likely born before the clinton administration, not that women over 30 don't have nose piercings or tattoos but its quite the challenge to find women under 35 without them.
women would see how annoying it actually looks?
women don't think rationally like you expect. either they'll find it attractive or just go "it doesn't look good on men, but it does on women" and move on.
Its a shame that there hasn't been a stream or something after the tank for production to talk about it.
one of many reality show staples from the past 20 years these retards won't implement. like its a big reason why after the season finale of reality shows they have a "tell-all" episode.
 
I'm watching PGL 72 since it just got uploaded and it was recorded when FT2 was happening, a little behind the scenes stuff with Sam talking about Nifty because he gets informed about Nifty's "assault" by Jimmy when he dumped cologne/shampoo on her. He doesn't give away too much about her, just says she's an SJW in a polycule to their guest. Says that she wants to get the police involved so they're going to kick her off. Also said that the contestants suck because they're fans, the house stinks, they have no security just 3 small men, and that this is probably going to be his new gig doing reality stuff. They only talked about it for 20-30 minutes and it was mostly stuff that was known but neat to hear since it was while it was running.
 
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Wave of S1 stuff this evening

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Pretty random, the nutshack is back.
  • Damiel says he's turning 29 soon.
  • Says this is the most serious he's ever been. It's actually pretty real, he code switches white most of this stream and is like 40% less chigga when he talks compared to last time I heard him talk
  • Says he's "taking a hiatus" -it's not clear if this is a response to a question about Sam or standup. Says "I've got real problems, I'm not okay in the head." Lots of chats are about Sam and he is clearly not answering them but answering other ones.
  • Not living with Chris Lynch anymore. "I miss that nigga Chris man. That was my best friend man." Something Damiel did related to drugs is the reason they aren't living together anymore. Keeps bringing it up but also keeps saying he doesn't want to talk about it.
    • "I take accountability of all my actions and when you start realizing you fucked up and you start fixing your lifestyle and your health and your mental health and shit, it's admireable. I had to put myself first."
  • Living in the Midwest now with his grandparents. Admits this by accident and goes "why am I talking about this"? He made a joke on Twitter about how paying rent is stupid so I guess that he's not paying rent now, obviously. Says Nashville is 6 hours away from wherever he is.
  • Says he's been off alcohol, weed, and all drugs for a month. Says he's trying sober living. Says he's overdosed 3 times and rehab is for pussies. Calls what he's doing "grandma rehab."
This makes it sound like basically right around Season 2 started or just after it started, he had a drug-related issue with Chris Lynch and moved out of Rhode Island. It would've been after the last time he appeared on Sam & Nick After Dark.
  • He's been journaling. Admits that it's gay. Says it's for standup. Also writes about his day though.
  • Has lots of opinions about pomade and his new hairstyle
  • Says he told Jon to shut the fuck up on a stream recently. Jon said he would fight him and Damiel says if he'd done that Damiel would've just shot him.
    • Says giving a retard a platform just blows their egos up and he doesn't support doing that
    • iirc he did a Twitter space with Jimmy a few weeks back and as far as I saw it didn't archive and I didn't listen to it, but he said something afterwards like "Jimmy's actually kinda cool" or something like that but I have no idea if that was sarcasm.
  • Posting too much on IG has him feeling like he's "shouting into the void"
  • Says he likes old comedians like Robin Williams and Norm Macdonald more than modern comedians
  • Talks about suicidality. Says he heard someone else talking about being suicidal and it felt cringe and put him off it.
  • He had a girlfriend in Rhode Island - says "you guys know" what she was working at. I can't tell if he means MDE or she's a whore. I don't follow the story he tells about her but ends with talking about beating her up and fucking her up. Then "It's not okay to hit women. It's not okay to hit anyone! That tough guy shit you gotta cut it out. That's one thing I had to learn, that tough guy shit I had to cut it out."
  • Has a part-time job. Says he is getting his mind right and living slow on purpose
  • Some guy who isn't Jon but has the username Jontent4Life says "LMAO THIS NIGGA STREAMING TO 40 PEOPLE." Damiel says he doesn't stream much, and "You[Jon] stream all the time, and it's not going well for you." Some guy says "jon be eating straight meat" and Damiel says "I can back that."
    • "I can't believe he doesn't own a restaurant. Kind of fucked up to lie to your followers like that"
    • Says he can't believe Jon's been so mean to Sylvia. Laughs, then says he's laughing because she actually doesn't deserve it. Says he actually likes her and tells his chat not to body-shame her. Says he would be surprised if the whole Sylvia asking Jon for sex thing happened.
    • Tells the story of Jon getting drunk on the tank. Says they watched a Brad Pitt movie (I think he said Fight Club) after Simmons left, and Jet and Ben had to carry Jon away "like Jesus Christ" because he was obliterated and Jon said "Kill me please, I wanna die."
  • Says that it's cool that S2 got him new followers, but he wants to branch out from it "without sounding disrespectful"
  • Says he's shadowbanned from IG.
  • Says he "didn't fall off," he "gave up." Says he can always bounce back though and isn't worried about it because he was never paid to do any of this in the first place.
  • Talks about @Errol_Baer on Twitter, says he's a "Fat faggot" who was always harassing him after the show. and he loves to hate MDE fans. Says they're the worst fanbase he's ever dealt with in his life. Says they're hateful and racist without being tasteful - says Indian memes are a good bit by contrast.
  • Says it's been good not always "trying to find what the move is" and not being belligerent drunk and spending >$100 a night partying.
Betty's piling onto Jon too
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Vance returns
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It would be nice to hear their perspective on the Season.
Sam made it clear all the day back on Day 3 that he didn't watch the show in his free time, I guess he would get clips here and there off Twitter, plus you could tell he stopped giving a fuck about the show when Jimmy was kicked and failed his redemption stuff Sam did by trying to have him be a Freeloader. In the early part of the show he would sit around and just shoot the shit with the fish, after Jimmy was gone and it was just the final 4 he would come in, work out, issue some half baked challenge he thought up on the spot in the kitchen with Jet then leave halfway through. Sam would be an awful person to do an autopsy on the show because he phoned it in the most.

 
Their cope that it was MDE Fans that was the issue shows that they didn't really learn anything from this season, MDE fans like Tay tended to be the most reliable and interesting while JC and Shinji either left or wanted to leave multiple times.
100%. People unfamiliar with MDE like Mauro from season 1 and JC from season 2 were the first to jump ship while fans like Vance, Trish, Letty and Tay stuck around until the end. There were plenty of exceptions to this during season 2 but it's pretty true fans stick around longer overall.
 
she's growing on me. its obvious she's trying to do a venti "anti/ironic whore" streamer thing. plus she's the closet thing we'll ever get to letty streams.
Venti never made piss videos and cut herself though, you can only do the ironic whore thing when you don't surround yourself with beta orbitor yes men
 
100%. People unfamiliar with MDE like Mauro from season 1 and JC from season 2 were the first to jump ship while fans like Vance, Trish, Letty and Tay stuck around until the end. There were plenty of exceptions to this during season 2 but it's pretty true fans stick around longer overall.
If anything I would say they need to look for people who check two boxes:
  • Entertainment background
  • MDE fans ideally or else recruited from nearby communities (Pimp on a Blimp etc.)
Entertainment background is the really important thing, I think. People for whom exposure is actually valuable and want a portfolio of good clips to use. It doesn't have to be acting, just the sort of people for whom exposure isn't useless. Then it'll matter to them more, whether they spend an afternoon with their thumb up their ass or being interesting. People like TJ, Trish, and Meg don't work. Cole should've been a slam dunk, he's more than a little retarded for quitting early.

edit: Jimmy and Meg IRL. First time S2 fish are meeting up after the show (besides the guys who finished the show out hanging out in Rhode Island, obviously)

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