Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[DiggieSmalls]

I don't get it

its from mati. jewsh was trying to find the stock image keffals used in the new video.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

I don't get it

The safety precautions the miners took was not enough but replace with minors

 

[TooManyKittens]

i don't know if anyone will find this as funny as i did but i burst out laughing

Mr kittens is now staring at me wondering why I was snickering. I can't even try to explain the context, hes not a farmer and knows not of internet c listers.

Lol. Lmao maybe.

 

[Solid Hyrax]

I don't get it

Miners sounds like minors.

 

[Battlefield42]

It's over. No TTD

 

[F13 Key]

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Have we gotten to the stage where we've put keffals out to pasture and are keeping this dairy cow around like a past champion, ensuring it's fed and prolonging its career as much as possible?

Can we adjust the cow's diet to reduce the amount of farts the fart queen produces? It's all the rage to reduce greenhouse gas emissions these days.

 

[Alleged Sex Position]

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Discord is third on the list (second if you include discord.com)

 

[Trianon]

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"The safety precaution the miners took was not enough." WAS. Not "were." Lucas, get it together.

 

[Dyn]

I don't get it

Clearly Null is just laughing at a devastating industrial accident because he's a gofundme internet grifter with $150k in his pocket and has lost all empathy or connection with the struggle of the working man. Expect to see him any day now having a lobster brunch with Brianna Wu and Hasan Piker while they sip chianti and laugh about poor people dying.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

The safety precautions the miners took was not enough but replace with minors

That could have connected beautifully with the hbomber video about plagiarism (the one channel he mentions plagiarized in a vid about a mining disaster in the 1920s)

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

No stalker child, that is not funny.
Those were minors in the Catboy ranch
And indeed, safety precautions they took were not enough.

 

[FinnSven]

He said he's covering Pripyat next (the town adjacent to Chernobyl). Obviously that too has been done to death, especially after the HBO series. But you do you, Lucas. Your voice does sound like the result of prolonged radiation exposure, so there's that.

I hope that he goes to Pripyat, becomes dangerously irradiated, so when he tries to return to civilization the authorities immediately encase him in concrete and bury him deep underground.

 

[whogoesthere]

Of course I called it. Troons just really don’t want real help or therapy do they? Some psych wards can be kind of shitty, but the one near me is actually quite qualified and safe for people inside. “Yeah, I’m a danger to myself and others very explicitly, but I’m not gonna do anything about cuz that’s just me!” Fucking hate retards like this sometimes, it just makes actually good mental health resources look bad and demonize psych wards which are doing a net good for the most part. I’m not saying they are ALL good, but for the most part people shit on them or fear them with no real knowledge about how they work.

Bit of a tangent, but mental health services are raped by women. They go in for all sorts of things, treating it like their personal agony aunt. Its been a bit of an issue in the UK, as about 80% of people using mental health care services are women. Some need the help of course, but plenty just waste time.

So in many ways, Lucas is embracing his dickless life as a pretend woman. Why do they never imitate the good things women do, its always the shitty BPD porno whores they try to copy.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I think what he is saying he'd rather die before seeing a Mexican doctor because his family would be forced to watch over him in Mexico, if he were to go there instead. It's pretty hard understanding what this retard is saying, I don't know if it's because English is not his first language or if he is genuinely retarded. (Seems to be a bit of both)

Anyways, Keffals uploaded his first full video onto his new channel.

So the lazy cunt is only covering one place per video? Channels like Lazy Masquerade usually do at least 3 or 4, unless the one story is extremely dense/seldom covered. They also don't bog every video down with useless padding and still fail to hit the 20-minute mark (why do I give a fuck how Paris got it's name, Luke?).

The best thing about this video is that he sounds even more male than he does usually. If I had never heard of Lucas Roberts, just from watching this vid I'd assume he's a faggot, and not a tranny faggot.

He sounds like Fredrik Knudsen on Xanax. This should in no way be interpreted as any kind of compliment.

 

[FinnSven]

So the lazy cunt is only covering one place per video? Channels like Lazy Masquerade usually do at least 3 or 4, unless the one story is extremely dense/seldom covered. They also don't bog every video down with useless padding and still fail to hit the 20-minute mark (why do I give a fuck how Paris got it's name, Luke?).

He sounds like Fredrik Knudsen on Xanax. This should in no way be interpreted as any kind of compliment.

The bottom line is that he isn’t especially talented, not as smart as he thinks he is, but mostly probably running out of money and struggling to get work in NI.

That is also if he is able to work and ting as it’s a bit unclear what his legal status there is now.

At least if he can get some regular views and ad revenue, then a channel like this can net some income.
He will just have to steer clear of content which YouTube demonitizes.

(If he has gone back to Canada, correct me, but the last I read he claimed he was living in “Ireland” with his bogtrotting troon boyfriend.)

 

[Smar Mijou]

The troon is alive...

https://twitter.com/AidedFancy/status/1754709537972539397

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I fucking knew it! These coom-brained fucking idiots either 41% themselves quietly, and are quickly forgotten by everyone that matters, unless picked up for a propaganda piece, or it's a melodramatic tale told from a 3rd party, with the poor oppressed innocent troon front and center, elevated to the status of tragic victim, because mean words on the internet hurt! This one was even more superficial than the usual story, and surprisingly unwound in record time. Everything is just too convenient, from the 3rd party storytelling, to the heroic rescue of the troon by another, rushing halfway across the country and saving him just in the nick of time! It seriously reads like the plot from a B-tier Lifetime movie. My guess is yet ANOTHER GoFundMe (that makes at least 3 so far) will be set up in short order for more griftbux. From HRT/surgery/hair removal for a poor little "Indigenous Trans Woman, to a suspiciously "hacked" bank account..... any takers on what the theme of the next GFM will be? Travel expenses back to Mexico to flee oppression in the USA? "Medical expenses" for the failed sewer-slide (that was probably just a weekend getaway in a shitty hotel somewhere, while he endlessly refreshed his phone looking for sympathy)? Maybe another swipe at Keffals&Co because they're mean bullies, while he's a cute little innocent Trans girl ( uWu :3 )?

Oh, and @BohrokSwarms seriously, how fucking stupid can you be?

@BohrokSwarms
This was very obviously you.
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Take @Dyn 's advice and lighten the fuck up. I hesitate to lump anything or anyone together as a "community", but when you post retarded shit like this out in public, you give all of us on here even more bad press that this place doesn't need. Yeah alot of people here hate Keffals for his bullshit over the last couple of years, but not everyone is out in public sperging like you are, and acting like a Billy Bad-ass Nazi LARPer. The past week or so has been uncommonly good for KF, and retards like you post this shit and immediately trash it, giving ammo and goodwill to Keffals that he didnt need, so good fucking job. If you want to be "edgy", get on 4chan, find a cheap Guy Fawkes mask from eBay or some shit, post a few lo-fi pics posing in your parents basement. and get to LARPing as an Anonymous hacker, you Literal. Fucking. Niggerfaggot.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The bottom line is that he isn’t especially talented, not as smart as he thinks he is, but mostly probably running out of money and struggling to get work in NI.

That is also if he is able to work and ting as it’s a bit unclear what his legal status there is now.

At least if he can get some regular views and ad revenue, then a channel like this can net some income.
He will just have to steer clear of content which YouTube demonitizes.

(If he has gone back to Canada, correct me, but the last I read he claimed he was living in “Ireland” with his bogtrotting troon boyfriend.)

I can only speak for Southern Ireland, but if Northern Ireland is anything similar he better be very careful with any revenue he makes as non-resident. If he tries to play games the tax man will fuck him so hard he would be better making no money at all.

I know he was calling the person he lives with his wife/husband (can't remember what direction of troon they are) but I am 99% sure they are not actually married (Jim Sterling does the same thing with his 'husband' Phoenix) so I believe Luke will have no rights to work in NI, and I doubt the country is in any rush to grant working visas to unskilled troons whose only work experience is defrauding the Canadian Communist Party and a bunch of gullible idiots on GoFundMe.

 

[Beavis]

Keffals entered an over saturated market with no plan to make his product special or stand out.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

My guess is yet ANOTHER GoFundMe (that makes at least 3 so far) will be set up in short order for more griftbux.

The problem is now the label of liar and grifter is able to be applied without doubt. The KefFAILs Kids Klub + others will go hard VS Rinna's public posts and such a GFM.

If not outright cancellation of the GFM over the past baiting.

What's worse - Having a fundraiser like Sinseer getting $0 or having your GFM cancelled because of your suicide baiting?

 

[Got Milk!]

A small sample of comments on keffals new video. The first one is the top comment when I just looked.