Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 56 24.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 75 32.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 25 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 71 30.9%

  • Total voters
    230
Concur. I didn’t really take Null seriously until he cut Dax and Ralph etc out. I just never understood their appeal and couldn’t understand how anyone with a modicum of principles would willingly associate with people like them.
There's been a few times over the years I've been frustrated with Null, but if there's one thing I've learned in my time here it's that the "soft sell" works better than the "hard sell" with him, and he eventually comes to the right conclusion if you just let things play out. Null is a stubborn son of a bitch, but that trait is precisely what has kept the site going for so long. A more malleable and impressionable person would have packed it in a long time ago given all the dark and nefarious forces arrayed against KF.

He did things like move the Masterson thread to the food subforum temporarily in order to trigger all the people aggressively accusing him of covering for Dick because of NP2. Said people wanted his thread moved to a cow forum (which, of course, it eventually was). The fact that people are still expressing PTSD over what was obviously a joke specifically designed to trigger his critics is amusing to me.

(Incidentally, this is also why Nick's cope that Null is "afraid of us" is demonstrably bullshit).

Anyways, to me, the important thing is that he eventually came to what I consider the correct conclusion in these things. Bearing any animosity towards him for taking a while to reach that point just seems petty and pointless to me.

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the Weebwars conclusion makes me wish elissa clips would make a clip with PPP calling Nick Rekieta a loser and mocking him for fucking over Vic. That was 4 years ago during the simptext saga when PPP got on Rekieta's show to destory him, dick and drexel. People in this very thread were offended PPP called it so early in the weeb wars saga but he was right about everything that episode. we all have the exact same opinions about Rekieta and dick that PPP and anyone else with a brain had 4 years ago. and i want elissa to make that clip to prove how good PPP was at seeing through all of Nick,Dick, and everyone else's bullshit.
PPP flings shit constantly, he's bound to hit the target sometimes.

Nick just shilled a cbd site. Wasn't there a 'fan' who wanted nick to advertise their site for cbd (ala dragon tea) and nick declined because he thinks it's shaky territory due to youtube policy (advertising stuff like cbd) back when nick was on his peak? Did youtube policy change or is nick getting desperate?
Yeah, the CBDX people back in the day, dunno what the current one is. As the story goes Nick actually went to his Youtube rep he no longer seems to have and asked and was straight up told fuck no so then that CGoody guy got the sponsorship instead somehow and he just kept superchatting Nick the line sometimes long after they stopped.

From what I understand the CBDX people are shady as fuck though and stir up drama to sell their shit but I'm vague on the details, it came up related to Mersh and also in the Porsalin documentary about the guy.
 
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PPP flings shit constantly, he's bound to hit the target sometimes.
I maintain PPP was largely right about Masterson being a piece of shit, but still wrong about NP2.

The fact that that second one is even being debated still in some corners is stupid because even PPP admitted to Jim that he astroturfed the shit out of the NP2 angle. PPP can be entertaining at times, and every once in a while he'll make a really solid point, but he's not above lying to try and bolster his argument. Watch him, but watch him with caution.
 
More than anything, even more than being a degenerate weirdo, I think the inconsistency is killing any good will that might still exist.

I listen to MATI, and whenever he cancels I notice because I look forward to it and expect it to be part of my Tuesday/Fridays. Obviously that's forgivable because we all know Dear Leader's real job is holding this place together with duct tape and hope, not streaming. But if he cancelled more than he streamed I'd stop getting my hopes up and stop listening.

To then come back and explain that he couldn't stream because he, alone in the world, is incapable of having a part time job while also raising children along with his nanny and stay-at-home wife is just insulting on top of disappointing. It always sounds like he's lecturing his listeners. They're naughty children, not adults with jobs and children of their own, jobs they presumably manage to attend more than 50% of the time.
 
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He's flaking his Locals stream because he still has a legal client with a crisis at 3am locally. Did he get a retainer with his fucking dealer?
 
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He's flaking his Locals stream because he still has a legal client with a crisis at 3am locally. Did he get a retainer with his fucking dealer?
No, it's a guy who hired him to handle a jaywalking charge, but then he read this thread in the midst of insomnia and is now concerned he might be facing the death penalty.

Completely understandable, actually.
 
its the conclusion to a long saga, you wouldn't get it. But PPP's entire act is because he spent 3 hours beforehand shittalking dick masterson for mocking JessePS who was nice and normal and cordial while talking about the simptexts.
Nah man. It was pretty cringe.

Three guys sitting talking, and all of a sudden a fat sperg comes ranting at 100 mph, throwing gamer words like an edgy 16 year old.

Nick may be a faggot, Masterson may be a faggot, but cringe is cringe and this shit is cringe.
 
the Weebwars conclusion makes me wish elissa clips would make a clip with PPP calling Nick Rekieta a loser and mocking him for fucking over Vic. That was 4 years ago during the simptext saga when PPP got on Rekieta's show to destory him, dick and drexel. People in this very thread were offended PPP called it so early in the weeb wars saga but he was right about everything that episode. we all have the exact same opinions about Rekieta and dick that PPP and anyone else with a brain had 4 years ago. and i want elissa to make that clip to prove how good PPP was at seeing through all of Nick,Dick, and everyone else's bullshit.
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He's flaking his Locals stream because he still has a legal client with a crisis at 3am locally. Did he get a retainer with his fucking dealer?
Has his streamer cash flow suffered so much that he actually has to do the one thing in life he was trained to do? Will shit get so rough for Nick that he eventually has to become a public defender? At least he would get some court room experience then, though he won't remember any of it because he'll be black out drunk.
 
Has his streamer cash flow suffered so much that he actually has to do the one thing in life he was trained to do? Will shit get so rough for Nick that he eventually has to become a public defender? At least he would get some court room experience then, though he won't remember any of it because he'll be black out drunk.
Please no. Just because somebody is indigent doesn't mean they deserve Rekieta.
 
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He's flaking his Locals stream because he still has a legal client with a crisis at 3am locally. Did he get a retainer with his fucking dealer?
This is just insulting. It's one thing to lie to your audience, but at least have the decency to try and come up with something believable, Nick.

I'd believe he was playing shuffleboard with Joe Biden before the ludicrous notion he busted the rusted lock open on his law office.
 
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He's flaking his Locals stream because he still has a legal client with a crisis at 3am locally. Did he get a retainer with his fucking dealer?
Must be feeling those lost viewers if he's lowered himself to practicing law again. Especially after all those self-fellating monologues on how he would have to charge just so much for it to be worth doing law because he makes so much money streaming.
 
I'd believe he was playing shuffleboard with Joe Biden before the ludicrous notion he busted the rusted lock open on his law office.
Did he even renew his LLC then? Last I heard that was not paid for so not in good standing
Must be feeling those lost viewers if he's lowered himself to practicing law again. Especially after all those self-fellating monologues on how he would have to charge just so much for it to be worth doing law because he makes so much money streaming.
Good news, with his streaming income so far down, he can just charge what other rural lawyers are charging again but since it's Nick that's still a lot more than he's worth.
 
Has his streamer cash flow suffered so much that he actually has to do the one thing in life he was trained to do? Will shit get so rough for Nick that he eventually has to become a public defender? At least he would get some court room experience then, though he won't remember any of it because he'll be black out drunk.
Becoming a public defender would actually be a pretty big brained move from Nick.

His audience (heck, me included) would 100% rather hear him talk about defending niggos and bank robbers, than the random rants about himself he usually does.

More than anything, even more than being a degenerate weirdo, I think the inconsistency is killing any good will that might still exist.
This stuff really shows how narcissistic he has become. Imagine expecting not just to be paid for sitting and gabbing, but expecting to be paid to sit and gab, but only if you FEEL like it.

I know he has five kids and a wife who’s zonked out on Xanax or whatever. But how hard can it be to set aside like two days a week to DO YOUR JOB?!

Especially when he has managed it before.
 
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He is either lying, or picked up a single client just recently for the purpose of maintaining his license and "owning the Kiwi Farms".

Otherwise he would have absolutely brought up that he still has clients at some point during his various seething rants.

Glad we could shame you into doing your job, Nick.
 
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