As we've been seeing nothing but various horrors from this website through most of the pages on this thread. Many of the oldfags on the forum who may be browsing will be asking where the funny retards are at? Well, look no further for today we will be going over one particular sperg in the Roblox YouTube sphere. He's been on my radar for a mini-write up of sorts but haven't gotten around to it until now. With that out of the way, let me introduce you this retard who's antics will act as today's comedic relief.
ParloYT : Tobias O'Keefe
ParloYT is a Roblox Commentary YouTuber who is by all means a de facto lolcow simply because of the amount of shit flinging he's been involved in and the amount of times he's taken the bait. He first came on my radar when he tard raged on Xitter because Ruben shared Mister Metokur's video about Kero the Wolf. We're off a great start so far. As far as one can tell at a glance, he is the punching bag for anyone in the Roblox sphere, and Parlo takes these punches in an extremely piss poor manner as will be seen later.
Parlo's YouTube Channel
From what anyone can muster, his channel is mostly geared towards children and tumblr tweens. As a channel with such demographics, it is not a shock knowing that it is heavily reliant on clickbait and or ragebait. With such a low quality channel, he will obviously favor lack luster research in favor of pumping out as much visual goyslop as humanly possible in order to farm ad revenue. Ad revenue that is most likely funneled into a troonshine addiction.
His channel is not unique or special. It's bottom of the barrel shit meant to shovel onto the plates of tumblrinas who will click off the video in 20 seconds to move onto whatever third-rate sludge the algorithm will push onto their shitbrick next. This channel's content is the categorical definition of ease of disposability. The only reason why he is even noteworthy to begin with is because of his autistic temper tantrums over block game drama.
Also if you're wondering yes, this faggot did made a video about the war between Hamas & Israel over bedwars footage. If you're wondering, yes it's a prim and proper example of the Dunning Kreuger effect in action.
Drama, Gay-Ops, and Funny Shit
As mentioned before, Parlo does not take well to criticism and is incapable of learning from past fuck ups. On multiple ocassions, he's chosen to pick fights with even small fry channels with less than 500 subscribers. Because of this reputation Tobias has gained a reputation amongst the Roblox sphere akin to
Patrick S. Tomlinson. He's started tard fights with such a laundry list of YouTubers, it might as well be a parody of the Modern Major General song from the Pirates of Penzance. Including but not limited to,
inconsistent on and off a-logging of Ruben, a laundry list of literal whos, a child and her mother
[1] [2] [3], Jadyn of the gaggle fuck known as
YouTube Commentary™, a Leafy clone who called him cringe, some
random girl who made shorts videos, as well as
miscellaneous trolls posting obvious bait. All while trying to get channels taken down for mild criticism and going on deranged Chris Chan esque rants and also getting into
fights with everyone like Fatrick.
From Leafy clones to bottom of the shitter tier commentators, he some how manages to end up in retarded Internet slap fights with many of his piers in the cesspit that he resides in. All of this by devouring all of the bait of the lowest common denominators in sight. As well as throwing out questionable allegations of pedophilia that
maybe meet the criteria of defamation per se not only by British standards but also possibly by
American standards as well. All of this has led to a large group of a-logs that can be compared to
Mr. Enter a-logs circa 2014-2016. He's dug himself such a hole this way that you can't even look up his username without encountering a
Brigade Combat Team's worth of a-logs.
To the surprise of absolutely nobody, he was so consistently mad at the Internet that eventually his
personal information was eventually released onto doxbin. This was bound to happen to someone who's ego has been scientifically proven to be more brittle than graphene or silicon carbide without the hardness of the aforementioned materials. All of this culminated in him leaving twitter to
own those gawd dayum ay-lawgs™.
Other than that, there's some miscellaneous archives about the guy.
Misc. Archives
- https://archive.ph/u24as
- https://archive.ph/8Fu7f
- https://archive.ph/r05Zl
- https://archive.ph/83a22
- https://archive.ph/HJX1b
- https://archive.ph/kAEQB
- https://archive.ph/iAhGE
- https://archive.ph/aAcX5
- https://archive.ph/dR5I2
- https://archive.ph/00gRQ
- https://archive.ph/zKVWb
- https://archive.ph/faFjz
- https://archive.ph/3i1ar
