This contradicts the fact that the musical self-inflicted lolcow GG Allin was originally named Jesus Christ Allin by his parents. Naming laws depend on the state, so clearly it was not illegal in New Hampshire in the 1950s to have the name Jesus Christ. The first link you provided also claims that Kentucky has no illegal names.
"Wow Chris, you didn't randomly masturbate in class, grab any girl's goodies or shit your pants for an entire semester. You totally honor roll!"
Autists don't like things to change and often respond to insignificant things by flying into a rage. Chris also regards fiction as having its own reality, and people drawing fictional characters affects that reality (hence his reaction to people drawing Rosechu with a "pickle").
I don’t think that’s true. Chris lacks common sense, but there’s still a predictable, followable logic to his actions. It’s why he was so easily to troll during the golden age. He hated dicks on rosechu because he was incredibly homophobic/repressed. He didn’t really commit to the multiple realities thing until the idea guy saga.
If he made the honor roll in HS it has to have at least partially involved pity from his HS staff. His Dean's list claim however that's just bullshit.
When Barbara dies, that house should be demolished.
I remember Pokemon X and Y let you receive Pokemon from all over the world, it was fun getting them from some random country like Argentina or Hungary or whatever. Back with Red and Blue it was more local, but trading with friends was definitely a part of the experience. I wonder if Chris was able to get any of the ones that required trading.
If "Honor Roll" from IRL were in the Harry Potter world, he'd be a "special" Muggle living somewhere in Virginia in the Muggle world.
Even artificial intelligence sounds more natural than the usual "Honor Roll" derping.
Yep for the first two generations of Pokemon he definitely needed another person to trade with. Later he could trade with Megan, use the Nintendo DS online features and cheat with an Action Replay. It doesn't seem he had enough disposable money back then to buy two handhelds and all the Pokemon game versions to trade with himself. He did that with the X/Y versions, having two 3DS and both games.
And yet he wants us to think he didn't commit incest?
You have some of the biggest dummies in Slytherin.
It doesn't really matter which house he's in. McGonagall would likely expel him for going on his love quest, in which he even harasses the ghost in the bathroom. After being banned from the Hogwarts campus, Chris and his mom would fly their car back there and take turns running over Dumbledore and then spend all their gold on an expensive lawyer to keep Chris out of Azkaban.
