Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[batteredpancakes]

It seems to be some kind of rite of passage to take a bath and observe the phallus floating in the water. u/Resurrtor
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The way she so delicately handles it cracks me up. No man would interact with their dick like that.

 

[dappouROCK]

I never said they don't. But no-one deludes themselves more than Pooners.

Troons and poons are both delusional to me.

I can't even begin to pit them against each other over whose more delusional, because they're both so off-the-shits, the "math" doesn't even matter.

 

[Deepland Bystander]

Another Dutch person.

Does anyone knows about healthcare in The Netherlands? There seem to be a certain kind of troonacy that's openly promoted without any sense of irony there. From the self-harming pooner with a plushie on billboards, the pro-troon children book that's about a sheep who wants to be a pig and got its tail curled by a vet, the Dutch Protocol that lead to a whole new world of child trooning and death by sepsis, d00leys - Shit, I know a Dutch artist (and I like her works - she's an actual female, but in an alternative scene), and she shares troon fundraising all the time on her facebook.

I'm writing a story that may or may not deal with Dutch people, medical experiment and body modifications (cybernetics, but not in a cool way, just a pointless symbolic way like troon surgery - the story is near future sci-fi) and I would totally love to hear the cultural precedent for this kind of ridiculous shit.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Does anyone knows about healthcare in The Netherlands?

I would totally love to hear the cultural precedent for this kind of ridiculous shit.

Many years ago I asked a Dutchman about this, along the lines of, "The Dutch Republic was full of very religious, Right Wing capitalists...so what happened?!"
He basically attributed the modern cucked attitude of the Clogs to the Hippies, who were brainwashed after the War into being ashamed of their heritage, much as the Germans were. Bear in mind that a LOT of Dutchmen actually fought for the Reich.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It seems to be some kind of rite of passage to take a bath and observe the phallus floating in the water. u/Resurrtor
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Spoiler: Video

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The way she so delicately handles it cracks me up. No man would interact with their dick like that.

Look, it's Pooney's Dick - the white rotdog!

 

[AfghanBlue]

A surprising depth of bleak


(explanation for anyone who hasn't listened to Chris chans recent sperging- apparently a pikachus sex is denoted by its tail end shape)

 

[Kiislova]

A surprising depth of bleak
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(explanation for anyone who hasn't listened to Chris chans recent sperging- apparently a pikachus sex is denoted by its tail end shape)

Funny that they admit they are easily clocked even in fictional characters....

 

[Lurk Jurk]

It seems to be some kind of rite of passage to take a bath and observe the phallus floating in the water. u/Resurrtor
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Spoiler: Video

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The way she so delicately handles it cracks me up. No man would interact with their dick like that.

I'm betting she touches it like a foreign object because she can't feel it.

 

[Thursday]

A surprising depth of bleak
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(explanation for anyone who hasn't listened to Chris chans recent sperging- apparently a pikachus sex is denoted by its tail end shape)

Jesus fucking christ. THEY'RE RATS.

They never stop trying profit off of each other with twans pride merch though do they

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

A surprising depth of bleak
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(explanation for anyone who hasn't listened to Chris chans recent sperging- apparently a pikachus sex is denoted by its tail end shape)

It’s like sawing the horns off a stag and surgically attaching them to a doe… what the fuck. I’m pretty damn certain that a (fictional) animal doesn’t fucking care what gender it is, all it knows is instinct. Eat. Breed. Survive. I hate the gender cult.

 

[AfghanBlue]

It’s like sawing the horns off a stag and surgically attaching them to a doe… what the fuck. I’m pretty damn certain that a (fictional) animal doesn’t fucking care what gender it is, all it knows is instinct. Eat. Breed. Survive. I hate the gender cult.

Eat. Breed. Survive.
Interesting. Troons are down two out of those three, in terms of interest and aptitude.
Which leads them to only Eat.
Probably explains why they are such rampant consoooomers, not only of physical cape-tat, but in a more general sense. They engulf everything around them, until they finally eventually and inevitably start eating their own tail, and the attacks turn towards each other.
They are the epitomised Hungry Ghosts.

 

[SpaceAce]

I never said they don't. But no-one deludes themselves more than Pooners.

I'm inclined to disagree; Troons will go on reddit and see all the post ops bitching and crying about how much dilation hurts no matter how slim the dildo or careful they are, and how it causes all sorts of horrendous fluids to stain any surface they interact with but still think it'll feel amazing when it's REAL sex and they'll have 20 full body orgasms when they become a submissive anime waifu cumdumpster of their dreams.

 

[(The REAL) Jack Torrance]

Cross-posting from Pooner Zoo. Will spoiler because not surgery content, but it’s a cute photo of our friend Elephant dick wearing “I got my bottom surgery at Claire’s” shirt

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Elephant dick from the SRS thread. Shirt says “I got my bottom surgery at Claire’s”. Babe, we can tell. At least she has a sense of humor, I guess?

 

[batteredpancakes]

photo of our friend Elephant dick wearing “I got my bottom surgery at Claire’s” shirt

Jumped on her reddit to see if she has any recent comments and turns out she still hasn't figured out how to orgasm.

Spoiler: Text

Help: Ability to Orgasm Post Op (never had an orgasm prior)?​

Elephantdick: I don’t have advice but wanted to comment in solidarity. 22 and never finished either. What you said really resonated with me, the feeling good and great and then flatlining. It’s all fun and games and then I get bored lmao. I loose the momentum. It’s weirdly isolating. Like I feel like I’m missing out. I also don’t really love the motions because I don’t have my dick yet. It’s hard to describe but it’s like something is missing, and yeah I am I’m missing a dick. Which I’m sure a lot of people in the sub can relate to the feeling.

Maybe once you’re done with your stages you’ll feel complete and that can help get you there. Also try to pressure yourself and just go with the flow, based on advice I’ve also received lol.

and yeah I am I’m missing a dick

Is she implying she got the rotdog cut off? I figured she would have that at the same time as her redo.

Anyway, I've noticed there's quite a few TiFs who struggle with orgasms. I've seen tons of them on r/FTM hoping that Testosterone will fix that, and a few on r/phallo hoping phalloplasty will do the same.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Anyway, I've noticed there's quite a few TiFs who struggle with orgasms. I've seen tons of them on r/FTM hoping that Testosterone will fix that, and a few on r/phallo hoping phalloplasty will do the same.

Ok, TiFs! Here's a quick test if phalloplasty will bring you a mind-blowing orgasm!!

Go off to your room, or some other private place. Start rubbing your forearm, and keep going until you REALLY start to enjoy it. Give yourself at least an hour. Just keep on rubbing until it gets really, REALLY good. (Lube it up with some lotion if that helps.).
Don't stop until you are screaming your head off in ecstasy.

That didn't work? Hmm. Try the other forearm. Same thing.....keep on rubbing it. Go soft, go hard, go fast, go slow. See what works for you. If you have a vibrator, give that a shot.

Or you could try just rubbing the top of your thigh (or any other potential donor site). No fair wandering off to your "no fly zone"! We're trying to find the right spot to get donor tissue here! Keep rubbing anywhere but your panty zone until you find it.

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Didn't feel anything? DUH!!

So WTAF makes you think that filleting your arm (or other part of your body), rolling the meat into a tube, and sewing it onto your crotch will magically change it into a sex machine, you @#$%-ing moron?

 

[Jizzrag]

This troon is having a severe allergic reaction to the antibiotics he was prescribed after SRS.

10 days post op sigmoid colon vaginoplasty bad reaction

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10 days post op sigmoid colon vaginoplasty bad reaction

I am having a pretty bad allergic reaction to the original antibiotics I was prescribed. Ive been back to the hospital to get benedryl, steriods, & a new antibiotic but has this happened to anyone else here?

Spoiler: Pics

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Ok, TiFs! Here's a quick test if phalloplasty will bring you a mind-blowing orgasm!!

Go off to your room, or some other private place. Start rubbing your forearm, and keep going until you REALLY start to enjoy it. Give yourself at least an hour. Just keep on rubbing until it gets really, REALLY good. (Lube it up with some lotion if that helps.).
Don't stop until you are screaming your head off in ecstasy.

That didn't work? Hmm. Try the other forearm. Same thing.....keep on rubbing it. Go soft, go hard, go fast, go slow. See what works for you. If you have a vibrator, give that a shot.

Or you could try just rubbing the top of your thigh (or any other potential donor site). No fair wandering off to your "no fly zone"! We're trying to find the right spot to get donor tissue here! Keep rubbing anywhere but your panty zone until you find it.

Spoiler

Didn't feel anything? DUH!!

So WTAF makes you think that filleting your arm (or other part of your body), rolling the meat into a tube, and sewing it onto your crotch will magically change it into a sex machine, you @#$%-ing moron?

Great post.

It really should be known a Fool-oplasty, or maybe Fauxloplasty.

 

[Evilronald]

This troon is having a severe allergic reaction to the antibiotics he was prescribed after SRS.

10 days post op sigmoid colon vaginoplasty bad reaction

Spoiler: Text

10 days post op sigmoid colon vaginoplasty bad reaction

I am having a pretty bad allergic reaction to the original antibiotics I was prescribed. Ive been back to the hospital to get benedryl, steriods, & a new antibiotic but has this happened to anyone else here?

Spoiler: Pics

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Someday we’re going to have an antibiotic resistant super bacteria because of trannies and their completely unnecessary surgeries. And we’ll deserve it as God’s judgment for doing nothing to stop this.

 

[Otterly]

Someday we’re going to have an antibiotic resistant super bacteria because of trannies and their completely unnecessary surgeries. And we’ll deserve it as God’s judgment for doing nothing to stop this.

With a bit of luck it’ll require the fetid interior of a fursuit to spread and nature will heal itself

 

[batteredpancakes]

Nuigi, the TiF whose had many issues with her erectile device and parasites in her phallus, has had the erectile device erode out her phallus tip again.
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Spoiler: oh noes

Surgery is tomorrow to take it out.

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