Katherine Lorelei / Philip Alexander Sisson / Kat the Sage / @Sage_Lukahn / u/SageLukahn - LFJ's Executive Assistant, Domestic Abuser, and faux Trans Woman of Color.

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Another call out. I’m pretty sure this woman made a name for herself by working as a whore while getting her PhD.

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Look who she consulted with before making these posts.
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I do love all the games these people play to pretend they’re not talking about a man.
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Please, please keep this stuff coming. I'm dining on Shadenfreude three meals a day here and I don't have Bluesky. Phil is my favorite new cow and he might actually DFE with all this pressure, so a good backstock of hilarity is so appreciated.


I can so clearly picture the man he's supposedly gonna date. If you've ever been to Oklahoma and stopped at a truck stop, you know the type too.

ETA I really should have said "date" because we know this kinda dating starts in a truck stop bathroom and ends with throat Chlamydia.
 
Please, please keep this stuff coming. I'm dining on Shadenfreude three meals a day here and I don't have Bluesky. Phil is my favorite new cow and he might actually DFE with all this pressure, so a good backstock of hilarity is so appreciated.
blue sky now allows viewing without an account but only for those that alllow it.

That is how I’ve been able to archive Phil’s posts but not others.
 
Blue Sky is waaay worse than Twitter. I had seen a post about Ana Mardoll having an account for a few days then being chased off. Somehow it will all be the Farm’s fault.
Somehow that makes this even funnier. Phil wanted to be the President of Woke and instead he got coldly rejected by the same people who think NPDs are a marginalized population. This is a community where Kevin Gibes is considered both attractive and charming, and yet they are calling Phil out for being an unsubtle sex pest with no place amongst them.

All while still pretending he's a woman.

It just tickles me to no end.
 
I’m not taking Gumby’s side here but the narrative that a few texts is tantamount to abuse is ridiculous and insulting to natal women who actually get slapped around by their pappies. It’s definitely harassment if they tell him to stop and he keeps going but these trannies are so starved of attention they could never bring themselves to do that.
 
Another call out. I’m pretty sure this woman made a name for herself by working as a whore while getting her PhD.

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"Naw they aren't hot enough.

I'd rather fuck you. lol

But I don't top"

Smoooooooooth. How is this guy not already in a lolcow relationship with Taylor Lorenz after that Washington Post article? You know the one I'm sure.

It's even better that these messages are to a sex worker. Let me slide into yon DM's m'lady, shall we have the intercourse? Maybe? Perhaps? There's a chance? My lesbian penis can be erect if you desire.
 
Imagine chopping your dick off and then being amazed your sex life gets worse.
Phil's still intact -- he can barely pay his bills, let alone afford surgery. He's just managed to tank his chances at getting laid by being a good old-fashioned thirsty-ass creep. (lol)

Go off magic-skeetbus.bsky.social lol.
To get canceled for hornyposting by a demographic that hornyposts non-stop (and an account named fucking "Magic Skeetbus") probably deserves an award of some sort. If freakin' Kevin Gibes can post his disgusting photos and degenerate fantasies for years without getting canceled, anyone should be able to. I wonder if his excessive creepiness even by tranny standards had anything to do with the shady tweets he got back when he first announced his GFM?

I said it then as well, but I really do think he's just stereotypical white trash who jumped into the whole tranny scene without really understanding it. Not trying to shame him for his background per se; it's just that he lacks the social skills to navigate that scene with any sort of finesse. I imagine people only put up with him until now because of his association with #DropKiwiFarms.

Speaking of which, I wonder if LFJ is going to comment on this at all, or just drop Phil the same way he did Keffals after he was no longer useful? For that matter, I wonder if the fact that Phil is getting so roundly canceled now means that #DropKiwiFarms has pretty much fizzled out, since he supposedly played such a central role in it?
 
So what the hell does he mean when he says he doesn't 'top'?? What else is he planning to do? Lesbians don't really do top and bottoms so how does that work? Otherwise I've just seen a straight man pretending to be a lesbian try and seduce a woman by telling her he prefers to get fucked in the ass.

I imagine people only put up with him until now because of his association with #DropKiwiFarms.
Even that doesn't seem to mean anything - its obvious he's telling these random people the very important frontline Nazi-fighting phone calls he makes as some kind of pick-up line and they're like..."what?"

I like to think - and this is optimistic - that enough observers, including a fair amount of trannies, are aware of the forum, have caught on that a lot of #dropkiwifarms was bullshit, and kind of know these people are just self-obsessed grifters, even if they can't say it. If we're talked about at all, it's just like an annoyance - not the imminent threat to innocent trans lives that we were a year ago. It's not like they're just being criticized, they're being mocked. They're not treated as doing anything worthy or important.

Speaking of which, I wonder if LFJ is going to comment on this at all, or just drop Phil the same way he did Keffals after he was no longer useful?
Liz Fong-Jones I expect will do the smart thing and remain schtum. I think he's well aware that public momentum for his cause is largely gone, and he has nothing to gain by drawing attention to the misdeeds of his minion, particularly when it would obviously invite unfavorable comparisons to himself.
 
So what the hell does he mean when he says he doesn't 'top'?? What else is he planning to do? Lesbians don't really do top and bottoms so how does that work? Otherwise I've just seen a straight man pretending to be a lesbian try and seduce a woman by telling her he prefers to get fucked in the ass.

Lesbians do top and bottom, which are just positional roles in sex or erotic play and aren't necessarily tied to penetration. However, Phil's a troon and most troons are just garden variety faggots taking estrogen. So when he talks about it, it does mean penetration.

Liz Fong-Jones I expect will do the smart thing and remain schtum. I think he's well aware that public momentum for his cause is largely gone, and he has nothing to gain by drawing attention to the misdeeds of his minion, particularly when it would obviously invite unfavorable comparisons to himself.

LFJ has been really quiet on all social media for quite a while. Probably because if he were to get involved in any of the debate there, he'd get dogpiled either by faggot weens, regular trolls, or his fellow troons. He seems to be limiting his presence to high end tech conferences and presentations. The people attending those are all wealthy Linkedin laptop class professionals who are insulated from social media goings-on and drama. That's why he's avoided any controversy that affects his standing in that sphere.

Phil, who has no talent, no skills, no charisma and no money, has to use social media for exposure and a platform, so gets mired down in petty slapfights. That combines with him being a sex pest to anyone who gives him the mildest acknowledgement, meaning he'll probably repeat this same cycle of getting cancelled and run off whatever accounts or platform he moves to next.
 
Phil hasn’t posted for a while. His last reply was to the whore but she blocked him so it’s no longer there. He did repost this for sympathy points because people are being mean.
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Phil, I made this for you.
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Victim complex still goin strong! You're so right, Phil! Everyone is super mean to you for no reason at all and you're a total victim here.

That said, please don't ack yourself bc they'll make you a posthumous Troon Martyr like Chloe even though the Troon Cabal hated both of you.
 
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