Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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This genuinely does look like something out of Misery lmao
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Tetragrammaton said:
yeah that looks to be the case. the fact that it seems like the second she got there all she did was try to fuck him constantly proves that much. she is most likely hoping she ends up with a little cobra that way he will be forced to marry her and take care of her forever.

i just find it weird that cobes is not rebelling nearly as much as one might expect it makes me wonder if this is partly because he still feels like he is control currently.

in his mind he is the sexy goth bad boy who just ended his dry spell and has a girl who cant keep her hands off of him. as long as that illusion still exists in his mind he will put up with the swamp hag but sooner or later once cobes starts to feel like he is being tied down too much that illusion will be broken and he will grow tired of her i just hope by then its not too late for him.
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There is also the fact you could hear her during either day 1/2 of the streams (Check via Boglim Chronicles) she hugs him/kisses in the hallway and you overhear her doing the whole "It'll be fine if I am pregnant" bit, it's really unsubtle and so obvious she plans to trap him this way (Because obviously, a meth head who can't stop tweaking or being a loud obnoxious bitch who schitzo rants out of nowhere can't keep a man any other way).
I'll be 100% real with you lot, I don't think she even has to work that hard, Cobra isn't going to leave her for some time and will likely (even as much as she clearly winds him up and pisses him off) refuse to break up with her due to his pride/ego. He will see it as "Letting the trolls win" to break up with her with how much hatred his trolls have for her.
That being said, with how fucking schitzo she is and clearly jealous (As we saw some weird looks whenever women delivery drivers said his name, or how quickly she got rid of the Fangirl Mod), I imagine it's not going to be him who'll do the breaking up, it'll be her during a schitzo drunk/drug moment. But I will say this is now locked in as a long standing part of Cobra's arc.
Also let's be real, Cobra would be the kind of guy to baby-trap some chick he really liked with how he's constantly been on the "Jason loop" as of late.
 
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Deez Nuts said:
Both are incompetent to care for another living thing. Josh can’t keep pets alive. I can’t see a baby faring much better.
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Oh fuck me yeah, it's going to be a fucked up baby (fetal alcohol syndrome/the myriad of serious behavioural and mental disorders both have, the piss poor physical condition of Cobra) which'll end up in the system super fucking quick. Josh cannot stop streaming and will forego looking after his kid just to stream on youtube and likely scream and shout at the baby as it cries instead of seeing to it, he'll get drunk and probably harm the baby (Like he did his phone) due to it being too loud during a stream, which let me be real here, is really fucked up and not something I would (or anyone should) enjoy seeing. Noone who's this dependant on alcohol or drugs should be considering kids.
 
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NAL is sitting in her local airport with no ride home, no public transport and nobody to pick up the phone. Trying to reach Cobra. It's early in the morning for her, like 4:30 am. Watching her stream through JM here
(direct link to her own channel)
eta: She even got offered a ride from the airport to her local Walmart, but declined. She doesn't want to have to cross the street. Everybody knows, it's not far to her adress, but that's not good enough for her apparently. So she just sits there cussing and waiting for sombody to wake up. She doesn't want any help. In the end, being a miserable cunt always works out well.

eta an hour or so later, new snipe
new original ragestream being angry about JM
"Jessica messica the obsessed puffer fish"
 
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lol this would never happen but it would be hilarious if Josh shows up a week from now for a stream, having blocked her on everything, reinstated fan girl, and had a monologue about how he got some pussy but that's all he wanted toobs and some bitches are crazy and out stay a warm welcome. the only thing funnier would be if he looked exceptionally cleaned up and groomed too like he fucked himself back to better hygienics and health. he's a patient man that one.
 
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Captain Ahab said:
What’s he gonna do? Send a magic carpet to pick her up? Watching these two dopey regards try to navigate through our already very idiot-friendly world is like watching monkeys solve a puzzle.
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She arrived home in the meantime, dad must have woken up.
In the ongoing stream she says she is Josh's fucking girlfriend, they aren't dating.
What do you think, dumb stupid fucking retard, you need to listen to her, are you retarded!
But he didn't even care about her getting home, neither did she.
 
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Captain Ahab said:
What’s he gonna do? Send a magic carpet to pick her up? Watching these two dopey regards try to navigate through our already very idiot-friendly world is like watching monkeys solve a puzzle.
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“So I was gonna buy a ticket to visit jessica in Virginia Beach but I accidentally bought tickets and got on a flight to the British Virgin Islands. It is what it is. I’m not mad about it to be honest because im 80% British. Well since im here im going to go see Big Ben YouTube hahah yeassss.

reading chat aloud: “Cobes The British… Virgin… Islands are in the Cara…car….Crab Beam, you’re not in Europe.” Dood seriously?! It’s called the fucking British- OH MY GOD FUCKING GOD DOOOD Well how come it’s called the British Virgin Islands if it’s not in Britain it’s BULLSHIIIITTTTT!!!!! It’s not my- IT’S NOT MY FAULT! We’re not all born knowing there’s like 3 fucking islands in the world called Britain”
 
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Mellow Malevolent said:
On a meta-level I am really enjoying that this event is a series crossover for two lolcows from separate spheres of internet degeneracy. Good will to all the psycho bitch lolcow gawkers, from your fellow gawker from the autistic weirdo watching community.
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I was tentative about the possibility of more interaction from that community, if you ever wander into the Beauty Parlor you know why, there’s a good number of users with undiagnosed mental issues and an addiction to starting shit over nothing.

It turned out pretty okay, all things considered. It’s certainly changed how I view things.
 
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I wonder how long its gonna take until cobez is ready to admit that this was a horrible Idea and a miserable Week
hes definitely going to take a little Brake after this Ordeal
 
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