Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[themarchivist2]

Out of the hundreds of thousands of people following the documentary, I wonder if there's someone out there who found the documentary through the algorithm, has been following along without looking up anything about Chris, and genuinely doesn't know what's about to happen. I wonder how badly their world is about to be ruined.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I hope we get to celebrate Valentine's Day with a motherfucking video.

Same but it's more likely he's saving the best for Chris' birthday, next week. Maybe it won't cover his arrest and jail but the motherfucking for sure.
Ebin.

 

[Crypto Six Gorillionaire]

Out of the hundreds of thousands of people following the documentary, I wonder if there's someone out there who found the documentary through the algorithm, has been following along without looking up anything about Chris, and genuinely doesn't know what's about to happen. I wonder how badly their world is about to be ruined.

Gotta go back to 2009 and stop myself from lurking ED, for that and many other reasons. Though I was there when the Father Call happened, which was peak CWC in my opinion.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I'm hearing that the incest episode will drop on Chris's birthday, with the arrest happening on the date Chris created Sonichu.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I'm hearing that the incest episode will drop on Chris's birthday, with the arrest happening on the date Chris created Sonichu.

Awesome how perfectly it all aligned.

 

[FinnSven]

Awesome how perfectly it all aligned.

So this should be the day that the merge is complete then?

 

[D_Tractor]

I'm hearing that the incest episode will drop on Chris's birthday, with the arrest happening on the date Chris created Sonichu.

Confirmed

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Confirmed
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*Stress sigh*

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Does anyone remember if Chris has ever provided firsthand information to Geno? I’m trying to formulate a theory as to why Geno refers to Chris as Christine and uses female pronouns.

 

[Probably An Autist]

Does anyone remember if Chris has ever provided firsthand information to Geno? I’m trying to formulate a theory as to why Geno refers to Chris as Christine and uses female pronouns.

cos hes a fag

 

[PhoBingas]

Does anyone remember if Chris has ever provided firsthand information to Geno? I’m trying to formulate a theory as to why Geno refers to Chris as Christine and uses female pronouns.

He probably cares about keeping his youtube channel. Pretty sure you can get banned if you "misgender" people on youtube, plus the trans anti-weens that would mass-flag his video. It's probably easier to just play pretend for the sake of not losing another channel, pretty sure he's on his like third.

 

[Average Pepsi Enjoyer]

I think I recall in a recent stream, Geno was referring to Chris as "he" and when people were shitting up his chatbox about it, he said Chris didn't mind it and pointed out to a tweet or post Chris made saying he didn't care what pronouns he was referred to, as long as he was called Christine or something. So, I'm guessing, for videos, he feels the need to use the "proper pronouns" because he has a more sizable audience doesn't want retards asking too much about it, as stated in the above post if he doesn't comply to the tranny zealots.

It's even funnier because more recent Chris-centric videos by other rando commentary channels have just been calling him "he" and so do the comments. Even the Reddit for Chris shit lets people call him whatever, which is surprising considering it's Reddit.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Confirmed
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Episode eighty fucking four. I’m sure by now the videos are under a half hour, he loops the intro music five times, and the whole body of each is mix of full length unedited audio recordings and podcast segments that mention Chris

This dude decided he’s never going to do anything else in life but drag out the “comprehensive history” as long as possible

 

[Ammyterasu]

It's even funnier because more recent Chris-centric videos by other rando commentary channels have just been calling him "he" and so do the comments. Even the Reddit for Chris shit lets people call him whatever, which is surprising considering it's Reddit.

It's funny, even the woketards hate him so much that they made up the lie that Chris said he trooned out just to get pussy (not saying that's not the case, but it's not documented anywhere that he said something similar) so they could revoke his special pronouns card.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I have not been able to sit through a full video of Chris Chan a comprehensive history in probably two years. So much of post Bob's death Chris is just uninteresting and tedious. I don't blame Geno at all the material he has to work with just isn't good. The first 35 episodes are fantastic though and great to rewatch. I've met people completely unfamiliar with lolcows who have watched and thoroughly enjoyed the documentary which is really awesome.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I have not been able to sit through a full video of Chris Chan a comprehensive history in probably two years. So much of post Bob's death Chris is just uninteresting and tedious. I don't blame Geno at all the material he has to work with just isn't good. The first 35 episodes are fantastic though and great to rewatch. I've met people completely unfamiliar with lolcows who have watched and thoroughly enjoyed the documentary which is really awesome.

Part of why I’m so bitchy about it now is because it started so well. He had something great going, and using it as a primary occupation puts him in the position of shaking the money tree quicker than it can grow more fruit

 

['Ole Dente]

I’m trying to formulate a theory as to why Geno refers to Chris as Christine and uses female pronouns.

Self preservation.

But that will soon come to an end. The people who suck the tranny dick will be remembered.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Part of why I’m so bitchy about it now is because it started so well. He had something great going, and using it as a primary occupation puts him in the position of shaking the money tree quicker than it can grow more fruit

The upcoming episode is probably going to be the last for a while. Also part of the reason it got so drawn out is because of the density of random tweets/videos/mumbles/discords/whatever the fuck else Chris was involved in from when he got back on the internet after Bob died compared to his output before, which was mostly restricted to youtube videos and IRL happenings.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

The upcoming episode is probably going to be the last for a while. Also part of the reason it got so drawn out is because of the density of random tweets/videos/mumbles/discords/whatever the fuck else Chris was involved in from when he got back on the internet after Bob died compared to his output before, which was mostly restricted to youtube videos and IRL happenings.

I think after he gets arrested you could really put the jail saga in 1-2 videos and the post jail stuff into another 1-3. I think we are reaching a point where we have maybe 10 more episodes until it really slows down (ie: catches up). Let's pray chris does something super extreme or just dies so we finally can be done with it. Although my money always has been death by heart attack and/or poor lifestyle/diet for cwc.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

He probably cares about keeping his youtube channel. Pretty sure you can get banned if you "misgender" people on youtube, plus the trans anti-weens that would mass-flag his video. It's probably easier to just play pretend for the sake of not losing another channel, pretty sure he's on his like third.

I can't for the life of me figure out why the trans and gay community goes out of their way to claim Chris as a member to the point where they attack people on Youtube and X for not calling Chris a woman.
If there is one person who will convince the world all trans people are crazy it is Chris, so why not only walk into that trap but embrace it with glee?