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I reactivated my Marijan plugin (that makes Marijan posts pop up everywhere in the forum).

Still funny to see him randomly shitpost all over the place.

Wonder if senpai would still remember me after this time. Probably not, never even got credit from him for translating a German article for him :/
 
LordAzazel said:
I reactivated my Marijan plugin (that makes Marijan posts pop up everywhere in the forum).

Still funny to see him randomly shitpost all over the place.

Wonder if senpai would still remember me after this time. Probably not, never even got credit from him for translating a German article for him :/
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He probably doesn't remember me even after he bragged at length about how he was gonna rape me 'good enough' to forget my boyfriend.
Hugs for those forgotten by senpai! :'(
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LordAzazel said:
I reactivated my Marijan plugin (that makes Marijan posts pop up everywhere in the forum).
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I never did properly thank you for that plugin. I used to go cruising around in random threads just for the hilarious juxtaposition.
Lalala said:
He probably doesn't remember me even after he bragged at length about how he was gonna rape me 'good enough' to forget my boyfriend.
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True story, rape was originally going to be the method of getting people to forget the Men In Black, but the writers had to settle for that neuralyzer flash-thingy.
 
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I had almost forgot this bitch existed.
@flossman we had some good times with this bitch-nugget, didn't we?

My favorite was when Marijan posted a warped life story of mine all over his lovely sites and when we called him out he's like "well some girl somewhere has done this so I'm going to leave it". And then he started talking about some girl he witnessed getting raped on the beach and how he knows she started dating the rapist. And we all called him out on that too, saying "how could you possibly know that" and all he'd reply with was "I just know".

Or how about all the names he'd give us? Like cow slut, or Guatemalan Trucker, Hooker-Slut, and so much more.

Marijan was the gift that stayed fun for 1500 pages.... and then he broke cuz he couldnt spam post his weird blog posts anymore. It got weird after that.
 
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4Macie said:
I had almost forgot this bitch existed.
@flossman we had some good times with this bitch-nugget, didn't we?

My favorite was when Marijan posted a warped life story of mine all over his lovely sites and when we called him out he's like "well some girl somewhere has done this so I'm going to leave it". And then he started talking about some girl he witnessed getting raped on the beach and how he knows she started dating the rapist. And we all called him out on that too, saying "how could you possibly know that" and all he'd reply with was "I just know".

Or how about all the names he'd give us? Like cow slut, or Guatemalan Trucker, Hooker-Slut, and so much more.

Marijan was the gift that stayed fun for 1500 pages.... and then he broke cuz he couldnt spam post his weird blog posts anymore. It got weird after that.
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So many good times...

Remember when he backed off and admitted you didn't deserve what happened because he found out you bat for the other team?

(I also still have a folder in my Dropbox named "The Fuckbot Files")
 
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Lalala said:
He probably doesn't remember me even after he bragged at length about how he was gonna rape me 'good enough' to forget my boyfriend.
Hugs for those forgotten by senpai! :'(
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XD oh my God, this is too nice of a coincidence not to share :P
Senpai!Bot decided to quote your post of all the posts on this page. Amazing.

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Since the farms moved domain the original plugin doesn't work anymore, I've added the updated one to this post for the people who simply can't live without senpai.

I've included the source code for those who like to tweak the settings.

For people who like to channel their inner Marijan (aka lazy bums) I've also included a crx file. Just open the crx file with chrome and let Marijan enter your heart and forum.
 

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LordAzazel said:
XD oh my God, this is too nice of a coincidence not to share :P
Senpai!Bot decided to quote your post of all the posts on this page. Amazing.

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Since the farms moved domain the original plugin doesn't work anymore, I've added the updated one to this post for the people who simply can't live without senpai.

I've included the source code for those who like to tweak the settings, for people who like to channel their inner Marijan (aka lazy bums), I've also included a crx file. Just open the crx file with chrome, and let Marijan enter your heart and forum.
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I'm going through my (sadly large) collection of Fuckbot posts and adding as many insults/wishes that I can. I may do some tweaking to the code, if that's okay.
 
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I'm going through my (sadly large) collection of Fuckbot posts and adding as many insults/wishes that I can. I may do some tweaking to the code, if that's okay.
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Be sure to add. "I asked my mother for sex 3 times. Twice in that terrible year 2012 and once the next year. Which she should have done"
 
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flossman said:
So many good times...

Remember when he backed off and admitted you didn't deserve what happened because he found out you bat for the other team?

(I also still have a folder in my Dropbox named "The Fuckbot Files")
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Yeah he backpedaled on that one real fast. Said shit like "Well how was I suppose to know?? You never said anything!" and I think someone else said something like "So her sexual orientation matters? If she's straight, rape is ok, but if she's lesbian, it's not ok?" and Marijan is just like "Of course that's how it works. Women want rape-apes and want good men in prison!! I fear for my life on a daily basis that some cum dumpster is going to put me in prison for being a good man!"

Or how about he was calling himself incel even a day after he screwed the girl he later claimed he impregnated? How many times did his definition of incel change? I think it was like every 20 pages he had a different definition so he could still classify.

Oh the days where Holden was literally the best lolcow to poke at....mainly because he'd be here for three days straight.
 
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4Macie said:
Yeah he backpedaled on that one real fast. Said shit like "Well how was I suppose to know?? You never said anything!" and I think someone else said something like "So her sexual orientation matters? If she's straight, rape is ok, but if she's lesbian, it's not ok?" and Marijan is just like "Of course that's how it works. Women want rape-apes and want good men in prison!! I fear for my life on a daily basis that some cum dumpster is going to put me in prison for being a good man!"

Or how about he was calling himself incel even a day after he screwed the girl he later claimed he impregnated? How many times did his definition of incel change? I think it was like every 20 pages he had a different definition so he could still classify.

Oh the days where Holden was literally the best lolcow to poke at....mainly because he'd be here for three days straight.
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He still is. He just refuses to leave his page. Calling him a pedo seems to upset him most lately.
 
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4Macie said:
Oh the days where Holden was literally the best lolcow to poke at....mainly because he'd be here for three days straight.
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He'll return soon, if my reckoning is correct. He's changed his rhetoric from "FUCK GUATOS" to pedophilia, giving him "fresh" ammo to use against us. Reddit has turned against him again, and we all know that this is his second outlet. Mark my words.
 
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4Macie said:
Yeah he backpedaled on that one real fast. Said shit like "Well how was I suppose to know?? You never said anything!" and I think someone else said something like "So her sexual orientation matters? If she's straight, rape is ok, but if she's lesbian, it's not ok?" and Marijan is just like "Of course that's how it works. Women want rape-apes and want good men in prison!! I fear for my life on a daily basis that some cum dumpster is going to put me in prison for being a good man!"

Or how about he was calling himself incel even a day after he screwed the girl he later claimed he impregnated? How many times did his definition of incel change? I think it was like every 20 pages he had a different definition so he could still classify.

Oh the days where Holden was literally the best lolcow to poke at....mainly because he'd be here for three days straight.
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IIRC I was the one to pull the "Oh so it's ok if they're straight" card because I remember pouncing anytime Fuckbot contradicted himself, he made it such an easy game, plus thats sticking in my head because he was trying to justify a near rape of a teenage girl I'd told him about since "If she didnt scream loud enough she clearly wanted it" or something.

My personal favourite was him trying to tear apart any relationship talked about on the farms as 'false' for one reason or another and anyone who claimed to be happily taken was either 'insane' or a 'rape ape', no chill with that dude.
 
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I would love to have marijan back. You could always flip open your phone and call marjie a fuckstick and be rewarded with pages of insanity.

It was never asked. But do we have any actual guatamelans on the board?
 
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