Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Shiki Ouji]

Jack does know that animal products have a lot more carcinogens from pesticides than vegetables do due to bioaccumulation, right?

The only thing beluga brain knows is it must devour more gud meats

 

[Bassomatic]

Jack does know that animal products have a lot more carcinogens from pesticides than vegetables do due to bioaccumulation, right?

Momma basso was an environment science teacher and hippy as she put "you eat what you eat ate" 1st graders figured it out... Jack is lost

For all the weird shit and stuff we do to grown food, it's much more strict what's allowed than what we feed our bred foods.

I'm not going to harp on people for farm to table life or only non GMO etc but don't be Jack stupid.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

From Jack's stream on 2/17: "[Carnivore Diet] It's the best thing I've ever done. I can't explain to you guys how it will cure your autoimmune disorder, it will cure your achy joints, it will clear your skin problems. It's amazing!"

It's the same song and dance whenever somebody who's not too bright winds up changing their diet. I worked with a guy and overheard him speaking to some colleagues in the break room once about how he stopped eating gluten and because of that his prostate problems cleared right up.

Except gluten and your protate don't have anything to do with each other. But because one thing happened after the other they must be connected.

Jack does know that animal products have a lot more carcinogens from pesticides than vegetables do due to bioaccumulation, right?

No they don't. He's done the research by looking at only what he wanted to see so you're wrong and jealous that he's winning so much. MOM!

But seriously the misinformation that he keeps coming up with is crazy.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

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Jack is at his mushbrain best this morning

Theodico was responding to a picture of Jack’s dinner which was 4 eggs , a bunch of meat cubes and some plastic looking cheese.

Post the photo

 

[JudyTester]

"90% in hospital due to food reasons or drink reasons" I would love to sit Jack down with a list of health problems and have him sort them.

 

[densedance]

 

[ddlloo]

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umm err umm Carnivore?

 

[Flonominal88]

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Are these going to the women’s prison?

 

[densedance]

 

[ddlloo]

Ayyyy tammy did the ja/ck/ patented tongue thing when she ate the pizza for him

Now that's true love

 

[a terminal posture]

I've actually been to this brewery (it's in a very touristy area of Nashville). I was not impressed with the beer.

 

[Tiresome]

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SHUGARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[PlasticOwls]

As I'm healing up and on a strict diet it makes me wax philosopher style about medical advancement and if it was worth it. Alexander the great died over "trivial bull shit" for today. George Washington was bled to death. Again easy fix for today.

I wish you the best of luck man! Healing and changing your diet drastically aren't easy things in the slightest, and hope you keep going.

That carnivore diet is working wonders, Jack. He stumbled on the fountain of youth with this diet "lifestyle".

I get that protein is supposed to keep you full through the day, and gym enthusiasts take it by the fistfuls, but even eating, like, 50 grams of protein in a meal is enough to make you sick.

Ate, like, 3 chicken breasts to prepare before a fast, and my insides were clogged for a whole day after said fast. I have no idea how Jack could stomach just meat if he did stick to a 'carnivore diet'.

He should be taking a multivitamin or at least a B-12 supplement. I have no idea how anyone can get all your micronutrients just from processed meat and chesse. No wonder the guy's health is falling apart.

And eat your vegetables, man. Or even just fruits. Kale and spinach can be added to smoothies for fiber and vitamin A, and eating an apple will keep you hydrated and full in the morning. How is a 56 year old man just as picky as a 6 year old is way beyond me.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

"WUDDISDIH???...DESE GOTTA BE THE SMALLEST CHICKEN...HERE WE GO...IS BRETTY GUD"

 

[eatler]

I like to call the vibe of this video food cuck. Jack gets to sit in the chair and imagine what the food must taste like.

 

[lindsayfan]

he gives off that needy and weirdo vibe plus he's disabled and effeminate.

this should be read at jack's funeral. First, they'll play a hauntingly slowed-down, minor-key version of the "jack on the go" intro song as the five-foot-long, four-foot-wide coffin is carried up the aisle. Then the human-guilltone pastor takes the pulpit: "friends, let us not think of jack as dead, but remember him as he lived: a man who gave off that needy and weirdo vibe, plus was disabled and effeminate."


in the latest video tamarind looks like there's some issue with her right eye. what's going on? is this one of those deals where a married couple start to look alike?


i will admit, jack's description of the venue as a place for "if you're that age category where you just want to drink beer and yell at each other" made me chuckle. unusually witty for him.

 

[Pig Cups]

The most irritating thing about August the Cuck is when he's criticizing Jack's cooking, he has some infallible sense for mocking one of the very rare things that Jack actually did right.

I always hated Tryhard Duckfaggot for his voice, and finally seeing his face…doesn’t help things at all.

WTF was this?

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Shit leakage frothing into his colostomy bag.

 

[Remember to dilate]

this should be read at jack's funeral. First, they'll play a hauntingly slowed-down, minor-key version of the "jack on the go" intro song as the five-foot-long, four-foot-wide coffin is carried up the aisle. Then the human-guilltone pastor takes the pulpit: "friends, let us not think of jack as dead, but remember him as he lived: a man who gave off that needy and weirdo vibe, plus was disabled and effeminate."


in the latest video tamarind looks like there's some issue with her right eye. what's going on? is this one of those deals where a married couple start to look alike?
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i will admit, jack's description of the venue as a place for "if you're that age category where you just want to drink beer and yell at each other" made me chuckle. unusually witty for him.

Jr also has trouble with his eyes when he's on twitch. I think Connie Scalfani tried to scam a gypsy and the gypsy cursed the whole Scalfati blood line. Kind of like the move thinner.

 

[AnOminous]

Ayyyy tammy did the ja/ck/ patented tongue thing when she ate the pizza for him

Now that's true love

I love how he did one of his very rare cuts, to cut out the part where he gorged himself on non carnivoar shit.

I guess he's embarrassed by people mocking him for his fake carnivoar diet.

 

[eatler]

Jr also has trouble with his eyes when he's on twitch. I think Connie Scalfani tried to scam a gypsy and the gypsy cursed the whole Scalfati blood line. Kind of like the move thinner.

they have all been cursed with future strokes aparently. I wonder if this could be prevented?