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Like it's hard to hate Patrick.
Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
- Thread starter Mr Moonface
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Apparently the satisfaction of having a woman point and laugh at the other guy instead of (figurative) you. Shane thinks women only laugh at certain men when they’re trying to impress other men.
Can you imagine how insufferable he’d be if he had a woman as effective at rightinthegut shitposts as Leslie on their side? Even his girlfriend laughed at him here on the forums, and he was insufferable then. “Haha she sure tricked you guys, calling me a fat faggot!” Even she couldn’t bring herself to defend shame.
When Leslie mentions that the pests are kind and supportive to her, he calls it “buttering up” because he can’t fathom just saying something nice about someone, even if you don’t agree in lockstep. From my ONA lurking these guys seem to mostly hate her politics but they still appreciate her ribbing. I think that breaks his brain a little.
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Fuck, I'm late. But I'm glad that this fat fuck is back for his shenanigans.
I missed you, tubby.
I missed you, tubby.
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Now we just need him to start responding to his thread and threatening to bring the farms down with his elite hacker skills.
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One should remember that Shane has a humiliation fetish. He wouldn't understand positive words and emotional support systems.
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I thought a fetish was what one did in the privacy of their homes/bedrooms, and not even every time one had sex.
I guess like many other drugs, tolerance is a thing for fetishes too. What else could describe why Shane lives a life of such abject failure on all levels?
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He is just so fucking ugly. Maybe that’s the “disability” he got signed onto the dole for. I can’t imagine any hiring manager expecting their employees to work alongside this hideous freak.
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You're thinking of something like flogging or some other form of abuse. A fetish is just something that turns someone on. Whether it be a nonsexual part of the body like the feet or ears, or a material object. I guess the correct term to use is Erotic humiliation or just to go with paraphilia as that just encompasses all forms of degeneracy.
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Congratulations. You’re now on Shane’s radar. Consequences will never be the same.
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Oh no, I hope he doesn’t tag @FBI on X! Then I’ll REALLY be in trubba.
(It does amuse me how Shit Skin Jax, Shane and Pat all glorify the FBI as if they aren’t the least competent of all feds. Someone I know owns a security company and while he is always eager to hire a former DEA or ATF agent to his books, he almost never hires former FBI. All of his clients who have any experience with feds explicitly state that they do not want Feebs working on their security. Of course all feds are trash but I’m amused that the tard brigade is most enamored with the least respected agency.)
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If you were a government tard wrangler in charge of choosing which tards get tard bucks, I think you'd look at this guy and say yeah, he's a complete tard, he can't do anything, let's give him tard bucks.
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I think Shane is my favorite from the extended waist Patverse. The fact that every time he tries to flex on us and own us, it was a massive L is just incredible really.
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Oh yes, the "I'm not fat" picture where he's strenuously and obviously exerting himself in a desperate attempt to look not fat, while still being obviously fat.
He actually thought it was a good idea to post that.
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He looks like an overstuffed sausage
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Tough guy Shane shows his tough guy credentials.
Not even worth summarizing this particular slap fight. He's spend the last week or two getting into pissing contests with people talking shit about Microsoft and Xbox and trying to flex his "credentials"
Never change Shame.
Not even worth summarizing this particular slap fight. He's spend the last week or two getting into pissing contests with people talking shit about Microsoft and Xbox and trying to flex his "credentials"
Never change Shame.
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such a tough guy that he just lurks here.
@KF Cruiser come to your thread buddy. Post more pics of when you got your ass kicked
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Fell face first out of his gaming chair reaching for a mountain dew.
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I thought Shane revealed his father wasn't around or something ? And he took his stepdad name.
Anyway this woobie replied to his post fight pic telling him he lost and he got all pissed and is now going back and forth with a sassy black woman calling her a trick and hoe. Typical Patverse women hater
Eta: Shane you're a known figure on Kiwifarms and OnA. You haven't been employed in 8 years. Shut the fuck up.
I am glad we got the 'not mad
' Shane back. Only a matter of time before hes booted off twitter again
Anyway this woobie replied to his post fight pic telling him he lost and he got all pissed and is now going back and forth with a sassy black woman calling her a trick and hoe. Typical Patverse women hater
Eta: Shane you're a known figure on Kiwifarms and OnA. You haven't been employed in 8 years. Shut the fuck up.
I am glad we got the 'not mad
' Shane back. Only a matter of time before hes booted off twitter again
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Oh we have a badass over here! Stepping on rakes and claiming he won!
His dad is none of those things