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Streaming seems pretty easy to me, you just sit and talk about bullshit all day. Hasan even has that set on easy mode because he can just spout favorable politics to team-playing retards and they throw him ssi donos. It's amazing to me how these dimwits don't realize this won't backfire spectacularly.
 
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Dire Dire Cocks said:
Asmongold unironically agrees with Hasan and thinks that streaming is a harder and more stressful job than working class ones. He also states that he thinks normal people make $1000 a day.

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$1000 a day?
There are 251 working days in 2024, so that's $251,000.

This is for 2023.
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The average income is $69,030 per person.
Earning $135,605 puts you in the top 10%.
So $251,000 will place you in the top 3%, give or take.

If you're not in the top 3%, you're fucking defective -- according to worthless smelly low-effort streamer Assmond.

If we take per day to mean any day, then $360,000+ puts you squarely in the top 1.5%.
 
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Dire Dire Cocks said:
Asmongold unironically agrees with Hasan and thinks that streaming is a harder and more stressful job than working class ones. He also states that he thinks normal people make $1000 a day.
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Asmongold is the poster-child for shithead morons that bumbled into vastly undeserved wealth so it's hard to give a shit about his opinions beyond comedic value.
 
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You’re mixing up him and Cr1TiKaL.

Cr1TiKaL does what you are describing. Everything he says and does is whatever the mainstream likes or agrees with at that given time. He will change his opinions instantly whenever the mainstream doesn’t agree with it. He is pure cowardice and conformity personified.

Asmongold is somewhat like that, except instead of saying whatever the mainstream says, he just says whatever his streamer friends are saying. He never, ever goes against any of them if he is friends with them. As you can see in his Hasan video.
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twitch niggers and breadtuberfags are the same, they just have different packaging
>would you like the faggot with rotting teeth
>or the manlet obsessed with dildos
>maybe you're feeling adventurous and you would like a turkroach
 
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What annoys me about this discourse is that streaming is obviously an easy job but the ones that bitch the most about it are retards like Turkroach and Asmongoloid when all they do is react to other people who actually make content or play video games while they eat takeout. If you actually dig past the big streamers there's a lot of smaller ones who really put in the work, have the content to back it up and run the entire business themselves. I wouldn't even care if a bigger streamer like Hasan had used his success to get himself into a gig at MSNBC or a reality TV show or start his own business or venture outside of streaming. But he just fucking plays someone else's video and walks away and the only content he makes are TikTok's of him flexing his new car while zoomer fags call him revolutionary. Irony is that at least half his audience is probably too young to vote or doesn't even live in this country.

In a real job you get promotions and you work in different jobs in your field and you find new companies to work for and you try to become the CEO one day or you start your own competing business when you get pissed off at your boss. These people have no ambition outside of streaming and if you're going to live out the rest of your life on a Twitch stream, at least make some fucking content like this guy:
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yesterday, an active-duty soldier by the name Aaron Bushnell walked up the the Israeli Embassy in Washington, DC and set himself on fire in protest of what Israel is doing (lmao) and livestreamed it to Twitch
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And I'll bet this guy isn't going to whine about his social battery any time soon. :semperfidelis:
 
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I wholeheartedly believe 99% of these streamers and "content creators" deserve to face the wall alongside their paypiggies.

Imagine working any job for 8 hours every day. Doesn't matter if you fill gas at a gas station or pour drinks at a bar or write typescript or design cloud network architecture or sell tampons. Just imagine you do anything like that for 8 hours every day and then you give $15 to a person who wholeheartedly believes whatever it is you do is NOTHING compared to him watching videos or playing valorant for 8 hours. On top of that, he doesn't even read your name anymore because in his mind you made $1000 today and you should've given him more money.
You have to be legitimately shameless and devoid of self-worth because it's not about the money anymore, you're a pathetic brainwashed twerp who believes this person deserves all that money for creating entertainment because you've gone numb from cooming and you think you're being entertained and they're actually "creating" "content".

I've said it before and I'll say it again; a nuclear apocalypse is about 13 years overdue.

I sometimes put Tyler1 as background noise while doing laundry or shit around my place and I remember something from a while ago that he said that got branded in my mind and i'll always remember these words when thinking about streamers. That guy is surprisingly honest and forthcoming about the whole thing and people kept on feeding him money even harder after he told them

>lool 100bucks? thanks but imagine giving that much money to streamers. actually imagine giving any money to streamers at all. you're all fucking pathetic and I have 0 respect for any of you haha im serious. im laughing but im dead serious youre all losers

Viewers were laughing in chat and donating.
 
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I wonder how kick will handle this if it blows up? Either way this will be like slow poison.. You can never defend someone who solicits picture from minors in front of a audience and then just say its all for content.
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Guy deleted his Socials, but his friend mentioned, Citrus is still a partner with plenty of clips like these.

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Guy deleted his Socials, but his friend mentioned, Citrus is still a partner with plenty of clips like these.
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Heres a good example
 
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updated Kick TOS Community Guidelines, happened within the past few days
the guideline topics that are expanded upon are as follows-
Violence and Hate-speech, False Sensationalism, Doxxing, Botting, Fraud and Deception, Compliant channels, Self-Destructive Behaviour (LMFAO?!), Terrorism, Protection of Minors, Gambling, Adult Body, Game Hacking
Kick Community Guidelines
2.1- Updated 27/02/2024
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an interesting part in the Botting section
Engaging in such activities risks denying your application to the Kick Creator Incentive Program and disrupts the genuine interaction between Creators and their audience.
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so i think this means that when you apply for the partner program, Evil Eddie is going to check your metrics and see where all your traffic is coming from, and if it looks like youre the most popular Indian streamer despite being English speaking... no hourly wage for you
this is a clip of Eddie explaining how he could see if somebody is viewbotting, and suggests that he would like to give this option to creators so streamers themselves could show their own viewers where their numbers are coming from.
 
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