I am a gnome

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I am a gnome. I do resemble a gnome. I would be mistaken for a gnome in a dark alley. I do associate with gnomes. I do know many gnomes.

 

[BMO_]

 

[SNU]

Every night before bed I sneak on to my neighbors property and move his garden gnomes around.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

If you had anything to do with Gondolin, Tolkien might yet retcon you into an elf

 

[SmallKiwi]

You're a goat who is still in December.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Keemstar, is that you?

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

i'm gnot a gnigger

 

[Squawking Macaw]

 

[rel=alternate]

All gnomes are not necessarily bad.

It's mostly garden gnomes who gives them a bad reputation. Most forest gnomes are hardworking honest gnomes.

I personally have nothing against gnomes. One of my best friend growing up was a gnome. But I can understand why some people are a bit gnomecist.

 

[The Lawgiver]

The way OP has formatted his post makes me think he's this specific gnome I witnessed from a friend linking me it a year or 2 ago.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The way OP has formatted his post makes me think he's this specific gnome I witnessed from a friend linking me it a year or 2 ago.

FEED ME

 

[eatler]

The way OP has formatted his post makes me think he's this specific gnome I witnessed from a friend linking me it a year or 2 ago.

My Marlboro meter is going down AHEY

 

[SIGSEGV]

Unlike OP, I am not a gnome.

 

[Coldgrip]

I am a gnome. I do resemble a gnome. I would be mistaken for a gnome in a dark alley. I do associate with gnomes. I do know many gnomes.

If you were a true gnome, how many rapes could you feasibly commit in a 5 day period?

 

[innocent jogger]

I am a gnome. I do resemble a gnome. I would be mistaken for a gnome in a dark alley. I do associate with gnomes. I do know many gnomes.

Are you THE gnome that Syd Barret wrote a song about?

Also what do you think of the terrible Linux desktop appropriating your people's name?

 

[Tequila Katie]

What's that gnoise?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Are you THE gnome that Syd Barret wrote a song about?

Also what do you think of the terrible Linux desktop appropriating your people's name?

I am the reason Syd went insane. As for the OS, I don't care. I am a gnome, not a computer.

If you were a true gnome, how many rapes could you feasibly commit in a 5 day period?

More than the poser that raped the Tokyo Tower. 10 rapes in one second? Bitch, I've raped entire planets in 0.1 nanosecond. Motherfucker needs to stick with gay Swedish pop music.

 

[Gargamel]

I am a gnome, not a computer.

How do you pronounce 'gnome'?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

How do you pronounce 'gnome'?

Nome. The G is silent. Just like my footsteps when I steal underpants.

 

[Brett DeLawyer]