"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Publicly admitting to being a porn addict that whacks it to some e-whore and paying 10$ to do so is truly a hill worth dying on.
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Suno.ai is indeed easy and based. You can just type a prompt like "80s techno song about a divorced hollerin' hog who lives in Mexico" and it will do its best, but the lyrics it generates are really generic and boring. But you can click "custom mode" and write your own lyrics separate from the style of the song. If you're not very creative you can just ask ChatGPT to write you a song and then tweak it.

You get 5 song attempts per day, it always generates 2 per try in case one fucks up, which happens often. They want you to pay to make up to 500 songs per month but you can also just make more free accounts.

The free version is v2 of their software which is limited to about 1:20 of music, enough for one verse and one chorus. If you pay you can get access to v3 which makes full length songs with impressive clarity.

One of the most popular songs on their site that shows off v3's abilities:


We should have a thread for this on KF, see what people can come up with.

Edit: went ahead and made a thread.
 
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Runch said:
Suno.ai is indeed easy and based. You can just type a prompt like "80s techno song about a divorced hollerin' hog who lives in Mexico" and it will do its best, but the lyrics it generates are really generic and boring. But you can click "custom mode" and write your own lyrics separate from the style of the song. If you're not very creative you can just ask ChatGPT to write you a song and then tweak it.

You get 5 song attempts per day, it always generates 2 per try in case one fucks up, which happens often. They want you to pay to make up to 500 songs per month but you can also just make more free accounts.

The free version is v2 of their software which is limited to about 1:20 of music, enough for one verse and one chorus. If you pay you can get access to v3 which makes full length songs with impressive clarity.

One of the most popular songs on their site that shows off v3's abilities:


We should have a thread for this on KF, see what people can come up with.
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Inspired by my toddler loudly shouting "It's Broccoli!" when he did his business this morning.

 
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BULLY HUNTER_78 said:
What I find more interesting is roughly half of the men who showed up couldn’t cum. Turns out the porn fantasy of a gang bang, where you’re safe, alone, and not under pressure at home is a significantly different experience to being surrounded by dozens of other naked men, desperately not trying to look at their junk and masturbating furiously in a bid to stay hard for a whore who is quite literally full of other men’s cum. Imagine the smell.

I personally find it hilarious that these men went through such an extensive screening process for the privilege of an assault on their senses. Their monkey’s paw wish came true!
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I would recommend Chuck Palahniuk's(of Fight Club fame)novel about a planned gangbang, Snuff. The veterans tell the newbies from one another by whether or not they're popping viagra, which is a crutch in the industry because eventually you get bored of the nudity/acts and can't get hard without it anymore.

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A Steam user has made a collection to identify games which have been tainted by Sweet Baby Inc, a racial/social sensitivity consulting firm that has destroyed the writing of numerous high profile games in recent years.

In response, an employee of Sweet Baby Inc is trying to get the user and his collection mass reported and banned for sharing information which Sweet Baby themselves publish on their own website.

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If you search 'Legobutts' here on site, you'll find context of who they are, though they never got their own thread:
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Probably because "Legobutts" is Maya/Felix Kramer, one of Zoe Quinn's fuckbuddies from way back in the day and a huge defender of Sarah Butts. She's also a professional PR pusher working alongside Silverstring media, a firm directly financed by Anita and Johnny boy, putting on spins for every single dangerhair and goony beardman under the sun. It's absolutely in her best interest to never be satisfied.
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2016 post in the Zoe Quinn thread.
 
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Ok so I tried the Suno AI music generator thing
I decided to make some melodic dubstep since it's a very sound design heavy, technical genre and I expected it to come out with garbage compactor and farting sounds but it's actually coming out with clear, well mixed banger after banger



Couple more years and music producers will no longer exist
 
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As Black History Month draws to a close and a new Black History Month begins, it does seem plausible (as Josh predicts) that the Kiwi Farms are going to end up as a Claudette Colvin figure in the current legal shitstorm around copyright online. Colvin famously refused to give up her seat on the bus several months before Rosa Parks. Because she was unmarried and pregnant, and therefore not a sympathetic figure, the black civil rights leaders kicked the incident under the rug.

It could be that some E-Thot ends up getting the credit for overturning Greer's Internet-breaking fuckery.

It bears mentioning that if Josh ever decides to troon out, then Claudette is a good name, and will have a certain resonance, in addition to playing well with the black community on Kiwi Farms.
 
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It bears mentioning that if Josh ever decides to troon out, then Claudette is a good name, and will have a certain resonance, in addition to playing well with the black community on Kiwi Farms.
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"And a lot of people said that’s why the Black people like me, because they have been hurt so badly and discriminated against, and they actually viewed me as I’m being discriminated against." - Claudette Moon (the man formerly known as Johm Potter)
 
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But women dancing leads directly to abortions and the fall of the west, Nool. You gotta think of the long term consequences of women dancing.

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That black man who ran over the dancing grandmas was literally just trying to save the west and prevent grandma from getting gangbanged.

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young white women dancing? in MY america?

BILLIONS. MUST. DIE.

admittedly this type of stuff used to irk me a lot more but I've come to null's conclusion on this stuff, by getting outraged and spreading it around you are basically doing what they want. Attention and going "viral" is the point of that video and is crack to its participants. The cruelest thing you could do to them is just ignore them leave them at ~23 views
 
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On the subject of wiping your ass:

At the end of the day it doesn't matter if you wipe 1000 times, 1 time, or not at all. Toilet paper is a disgusting relic of a bigone era and only a disgusting subhuman shitmonster would EVER use it unless there were no other option available.

The real answer to the shit problem is the BIDET. That's right faggots. Poseidon's paint scraper. The day I had one installed is the day I understood what a clean ass actually is. My ass is cleaner than BEFORE the first time I ever took a shit. When I walk around my ass cheeks sound like two party balloons rubbing against each other. Literally SQUEAKY clean.

Get with the times people.
 
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The President of Nintendo said:
On the subject of wiping your ass:

At the end of the day it doesn't matter if you wipe 1000 times, 1 time, or not at all. Toilet paper is a disgusting relic of a bigone era and only a disgusting subhuman shitmonster would EVER use it unless there were no other option available.

The real answer to the shit problem is the BIDET. That's right faggots. Poseidon's paint scraper. The day I had one installed is the day I understood what a clean ass actually is. My ass is cleaner than BEFORE the first time I ever took a shit. When I walk around my ass cheeks sound like two party balloons rubbing against each other. Literally SQUEAKY clean.

Get with the times people.
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Sadly they cost over $20,000.
Not all of us are that rich.
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Lidl Drip said:
He didn't post it in her thread tho, he posted it in the MATI thread in hopes Null will talk about it on his podcast and get more eyes on her and her porn. Like you know she is doing this shit just because she knows that conservatard men will talk about it and therefore drive traffic to her, right?
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good logic, you should denigrate things you dislike because it might cause something positive to happen to it. and by the same token you should never praise the things you do like because it might cause something negative to happen to it. just live in fear and indecision because your actions have consequences. you are such a psycho bitch, what's wrong with you?
 
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Sadly they cost over $20,000.
Not all of us are that rich.
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I don't understand why people still focus on the European-style bidets when the Japanese invented a bidet system that doesn't need you to get up from the toilet, doesn't take space, doesn't require installation from a plumber, and is cheap.

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Can someone remind me which recent stream had Josh talking about some shooter in Iowa?
 
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