Skitzocow Steve Lightfoot - Geriatric madman blogging his insanity, pestering the public, and stalking a woman. Stephen King killed John Lennon and the U.S. government, Jews, Soviets and everyone else were of course all involved

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t's all just him either recording bad hippie boomer music or recording basic police arrests and street riots, not much in either if you want a fix of the cow himself.
Is this guy like hippie FEDSMOKER. 100% game if so since my last favorite cow passed. I'd love to see him blast down the highway screaming about why government bad while blasting white room.
edit: I'll also take the bonnie tyler song too. im just hoping for some go pro or Iphone car cam action. also he looks like this guy.

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A big update from 31-June-2024. I'm starting to think that the updates section of Steve's website is his version of MATI. We start with Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, and Joe Biden.
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Well, I'm sure this will be coherent.
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TL;DR: Biden is using Taylor Swift to promote him for the 2024 presidential election. He comes to the harrowing realization that his favorite modern pop-culture star might be an agent for the government that wants to kill him. This cuts particularly deep for him considering he absolutely loves Taylor Swift.

He continues this particular theory disparaging Biden and sponsoring Trump's 2 dollar bill. Apparently he favors RFK Jr. He also claims to be 165 IQ with feats like being the first person to trisect an angle with a compass and a straight edge at 17 years old.
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Moving on, he does a small rant against California. If you don't know who Panetta is, he's a county sheriff who is definitely planning to kill Mr. Lightfoot.
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He ends this particular shcizo-posting with a plea to Taylor Swift to prove she's not in cahoots with this communist takeover.
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Only to start another schizo-post.
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TL;DR: Biden false-flagged the drone attack that killed 3 black service members. The reasons, he claims, are to get the black vote and more importantly to turn public interest away from a photo of Stephen King getting an autograph from John Lennon. It always comes back to that shot English man. He also misidentifies the attack as having happened in Syria when it actually happened in Jordan.

Continuing, a schizo talks about a schizo.
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TL;DR: Steve says that, like mass shooters, this incident was caused by the boiling anger half of the country feels toward the U.S. government and their own parents. The cause of this rage, of course, is that we are suppressing the truth of Lennon's murder. He then goes on to claim that Trump's failure to get re-elected is due to him not putting Stephen King in prison. Steve even states that when the kids find out the truth their parents are suppressing, they'll behead them too. Yes, denial of the truth of John Lennon's murder is worthy of death. He ends it with a call to his spineless CA brothers and sisters to join him in his weekly protests in downtown Monterey.

Thus ends this update.

Edit: I've just now noticed that Steve Lightfoot will edit his updates after he uploads them to add more details and more of his jumbled thoughts. An example from the last update where he edited the last paragraph of it.
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He'll also append more rants seemingly attached to these updates after the fact as well. It doesn't make it any easier when the updates section isn't exactly in chronological order of posts. Sometimes a post will seemingly be pinned to the top. It might be that it's in chronological order of edits, which means he'll come back days later to update posts even if it's not the most recent post. I will keep this in mind for future updates.
 
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He comes to the harrowing realization that his favorite modern pop-culture star might be an agent for the government that wants to kill him. This cuts particularly deep for him considering he absolutely loves Taylor Swift.
Somehow, the most bizarre thing about this is an old man loving Taylor Swift. You'd think he'd be less basic.
 
Somehow, the most bizarre thing about this is an old man loving Taylor Swift. You'd think he'd be less basic.
He's incredibly surface level when it comes to his taste in music. His entire life revolves around the death of one of The Beatles. I'm not surprised he's a swifty at all.

I do mean entire life, by the way. I'll post the image when I'm able, but he has a resume from 2017 he posted on his site for chef positions that mentions his theory.

Edit: found it.
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Besides him telling employers he has been fired before for being a nutcase, it gives us a good idea of his work history. Mostly working restaurants or sales. I'm genuinely surprised he was employed to 2006 considering he has been writing on his site since the 90s. You'd think he'd be too crazy by that point to hold down a job. I have no clue what he works as now. I have no clue if he even works.
 
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Well, Steve now feels vindicated on his Super Bowl prediction and talks the 2024 election.
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Most of it really isn't all that interesting in terms of uniqueness. 2020 presidential election rigging is a pretty common topic among the older folks, though it is a bit odd that Steve fell on the political right side of it considering he has been a Democrat most of his life. The most interesting part of it by far is him asserting that Joe Biden rigged the Super Bowl to improve his chances at winning the 2024 election. Well, that and the fact that he believes Obama and Joe Biden tried to kill him in 2010 and 2014 via car crashes. In reality, it was most likely Steve's own poor driving skills that nearly killed him. I'll try to find writings from those years to see how he came to those conclusions. I'm guessing it's because he believes everything bad that happens to him is the fault of the federal government, so him getting into serious accidents during Obama's and Biden's tenure in the White House means they must've tried to kill him.

He also comments on the whole Biden not being charged for mishandling classified documents due to his inability to remember things.
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None of it is really all that interesting either. It's everything you've heard before with maybe the exception that America's last hero thinks that Joe Biden is faking his forgetfulness and using his son's death for sympathy to get off the hook. It runs against the usual assumption of Biden just being a dementia riddled puppet. The reasoning for why he believes that is probably due to the fact that he still believes Joe Biden is after him personally, and that couldn't be the case if he was a mentally disabled old man. He ends it by saying an insurrection will happen if Joe wins and he worries the deep state will assassinate RFK Jr. to do so.

This update wasn't that interesting. It was typical boomer talk and most importantly none of it had to do with Stephen King killing John Lennon. It's probably just him throwing a fit due to his modern idol, Taylor Swift, dating Travis Kelce who just won the Super Bowl. I feel like it would've been much more entertaining if Kansas had lost, with Steve gloating about his divine luck forced the Chiefs (and by extension Joe Biden) to lose.

So, I found out Steve will post updates in different sections of his updates and footnotes tab. For context, there are a bunch of links at the bottom of the page that link to a lot of different articles/sections.
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These are somewhat separated out by years, with some going back to the 90s (though a lot of the older ones are completely blank now for some reason). Currently, "ME OR WWIII? - BUT CHOOSE QUICKLY" is the default page for the section. However, his articles/section/whatever titled "Me on golf technique - part 2" contains much more personal updates on our hero. Most of the article is dominated by his writings on golfing technique, which reads like what would happen if Musashi was a schizophrenic golfer instead of a wandering duelist hobo. It's pretty interesting how much he's into it, but it's quite a lot and I won't post it here for sanity's sake. The middle section is a court case about noise complaints for his van's stereo.

However, at the bottom we get personal life updates that aren't so much as his takes on current event as much as they are more intimate writings. All of them are directed towards an unidentified woman. It's not Taylor Swift, but it is somebody on local television. Probably a newscaster he just randomly fell in love with.
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It's kinda sad (but mostly creepy). It's clear he spends a lot of time thinking about her and stalking her.

Anyways, some excerpts of his day to day life.
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These are neat because they confirm that Lightfoot is living the homeless life. He's renting driveways to park his van/home in and he's using the public library to update his site daily. The guy is even detoxing from pot and caffeine and has been since the start of this year.

Well, to end off this lengthy post, I'll leave you all with a Valentine's Day writing to the woman he admires. It's completely normal and not weird at all. Due to the nature of how often he updates, I'm going to be much more selective about what I choose to put in an update post going forward. It's too much schizophrenia to post in any singular update post, but I once again encourage people to read the site if they want the full picture instead of just snippets. Updates will continue to be posted when the main page of his Footnotes and Updates tab gets updated, but now with the more interesting personal life clippings added to the end of the updates post. No, I won't update daily because I'm too lazy for that and I think I'd get burnt out fast.


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Update again. Another week, another rant.

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Once again he lambasts the public for not helping him. The most interesting bit is him confirming the specific street he always protests on in downtown Monterrey, CA: Alvarado Street. I'm guessing it's probably the one with the most traffic on it, which is why he always protests there.

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Here he reasserts the divinity of his crusade against King and his own existence. Usually I'd write this off as druggy delusion, but Steve is both on a cleanse from weed and he also claims he has never been on any harder drugs. The validity of this is anyone's guess considering he says this in writings to the girl he admires, but the implication it's his delusion alone isn't doing his image any favors either. Better to be a schizophrenic than a schizophrenic addict I guess. He ends it with more railing against the public.

Extra Stage!

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Lightfoot remembers his time in Bangor, Maine. For the uninitiated, this is Stephen King's hometown. He was there for a few years in the 90s to basically harass the writer, anyone who knew him, and the town's population for being the place where evil sprung from. To Steve Lightfoot, it's Hell on Earth.

He starts with an account of him ranting at somebody who was a friend of King's and ran a book store that sold his books. Apparently the reaction was just bleating out a random line. In reality, it was probably just Steve not listening while the store owner tried to get this weird homeless dude out of his shop.

The second story is him visiting King's house in Florida, which he asserts is there because he ran King out of Bangor, in April 2021. Yes, the implication is illegal trespassing and stalking. Steve drives onto private property before deciding against "taking a peak" into the author's house. As he does so, Stephen King pulls up in the driveway behind him. America's last hero, having already displayed stable mind, decides that King had tried to trap him that day and kill him in the driveway. Unfortunately the account of the rest of the event doesn't exist, but King would've been justified in protecting himself from a madman. Thankfully that didn't happen or else we wouldn't have this gem of a man today.

The third story is him being passed by King while busking in downtown Bangor. I feel like this one is really fake and homosexual as he has his worst enemy shy away from him on the street. Though the thought of Chad Lightfoot cowing King into submission with his very presence just busking is really funny.

The last story is probably also fake, with him claiming Yoko Ono had him beaten bloody in 1987. Not much to note there. He does plan a four part movie of his story if and when the world finally realizes he was right all along. I look forward to the greatest piece of cinema, but a part of my heart knows it'll never be.

Phantasm Stage!

On February 15th, Steve Lightfoot once more wrote to the woman he's obsessed with. The first part is him once again heaping compliments on her about her beauty and telling her about his recovery from weed and caffeine addiction. Nothing we haven't seen before, but the last part of the message is interesting.

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Steve shows a surprising bit of self-awareness when he notes his stalking might be distressing, only to immediately wave it away as her hopefully being just put off by his enthusiasm. He expresses his want to have schizo babies with her, but admits that he's probably too old to have any. The last part is really funny, as we learn the woman he pines for is married. He believes this fact must be distressing for her too. Poor poor delusional schizo.

Well, that's all for today. More updates to come, so please wait warmly.
 
Steve talks about Russia in regards to Alexi Navalney's death. For background, I'll let you know that Steve does not like Putin at all and is firmly anti-Russia since the 90s at the very least.

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Steve begins by comparing Navalney to himself, which I'm sure is not a self-aggrandizing comparison what-so-ever. However, Lightfoot of course thinks he could do it better. Alexi, the fool that he was, didn't try to guilt trip the Russian public with his death being on there hands. It's really strange because on one hand you have Steve saying the public will never save you and will let you die if you're against the government, but on the other he thinks you should try to guilt trip them into saving you and supporting you. I guess it works by schizo logic.

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Steve starts the next part by calling Putin a weak, effeminate man that is just like Stephen King. Yes, Stephen King is on the same level of impact as Vladimir Putin. He than rails against both the Russian and American public for the same reasons as always. The strange one is the last paragraph, as Steve asserts that Biden and Putin are working together not just to shut up their opposition, but to also hand Ukraine over to Russia. Anyone slightly familiar with the situation knows this isn't the case. He ends the paragraph with the usual call to action, but he actually ends the whole update with the most holy of invocations.

LET THERE BE LIGHTFOOT!
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Update: he'd later foreshadow his next rant and claim Hunter Biden's illegal activities are him trying to draw attention to what a scumbag his father is.

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That's all for now. He didn't really update his personal life section besides just saying "shame about Navalney" basically.
 
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Also I think if John Lennon was alive, Steve would try to fuck him.

My favorite tidbit of the recent rambles "You're too busy being stupid losers. Aren't you? Grow up you hideous hypocrites and start caring Stephen King murdering John Lennon before you kill me like the people of Russia killed Navalney"
 
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Update time!

Steve's back at it with ranting about Biden. He even apologizes that this isn't a post about John Lennon's murder.

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Nothing too new, but I'll point out some interesting bits.

1. Nikki Haley is apparently staying in the race to throw the election for Biden. She'll get multi-million dollar rewards out of this.

2. Biden is helping to destroy America because he blames us for the deaths of his wife and son. I guess everyone runs off of Lightfoot Logic where all personal problems are everyone else's fault.

3. Steve is pro-life. Really weird for somebody who has been a Democrat for most of his life.

He ends it by calling out right wing media for not being hard enough and being controlled opposition. There's also a "to be continued" message, so expect another update soon.

Update: he did continue.

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He explains how Trump can avoid jail by having Steve's website's URL on his hat and the history of America's Soviet takeover from Nixon to Reagan to Clinton to Obama.

Personal life update! Steve continues to be a stalker child!

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This is actually incredibly creepy. He's going through the pictures of this woman from the 90s and commenting on her kids and husband. Unfortunately I didn't get to see the husband's name before he deleted it.

He was on Sean Hannity's show on February 20th and was cut off "out of jealousy". Apparently stunts like this are how Steve Lightfoot personally got Trump into the White House. He also went to another Monterey City Council meeting right after writing this update. I'll either update this post with the videos of this or post them separately when I get a chance later today.

He ends it with begging the unknown woman to avoid government mandated vaccines like he does. He's curently sick with a bug of some kind.

That's all for now, but expect more Lightfoot media later today.

Update: From February 20th's Monterey City Council meeting, we have Steve shouting out his avenging angel and all he has done for him. You'd think the Archangel Michael was sitting over his shoulder. Unfortunately his call into the Sean Hannity show is nowhere to be found, which leads me to believe his call in was during a commercial break.


 
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3. Steve is pro-life. Really weird for somebody who has been a Democrat for most of his life.
That's not that shocking. For one, old hippies can surprise you with what they approve or disapprove of as 'unnatural', like one might disapprove of LSD but approve of shrooms. Second of all, he's old enough that he became a Democrat back when they still had a lot of blue collar workers and poor rural whites.

And even today, people have a lot of complicated feelings about abortion:
Still, most Democrats say there are at least some instances in which abortion should be illegal, and most Republicans say there are at least some instances in which abortion should be legal, including when the life or health of the pregnant woman is at risk and when the pregnancy is the result of rape.

About half of Democrats and roughly two-thirds of Republicans say the stage of pregnancy should be a factor in determining abortion’s legality. Four-in-ten Democrats and independents who lean toward the Democratic Party (40%) say the statement “human life begins at conception, so a fetus is a person with rights” describes their own view at least somewhat well, and more than half of Republicans and GOP leaners (55%) say the same about the statement “the decision about whether to have an abortion should belong solely to the pregnant woman.”
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That's not that shocking. For one, old hippies can surprise you with what they approve or disapprove of as 'unnatural', like one might disapprove of LSD but approve of shrooms. Second of all, he's old enough that he became a Democrat back when they still had a lot of blue collar workers and poor rural whites.

And even today, people have a lot of complicated feelings about abortion:

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Fair, but looking back through his writings I don't think I can actually find that much about him that's Democrat alligned besides being anti-war (except for when it comes to Ukraine, but that's common) despite his claims to being left leaning most of his life. I can't even say his political opinions line-up with Lennon's because he's clearly pro-religion (or at least uses religion as a cudgel), pro-gun (to overthrow the Lennon-killing government), anti-immigrant, anti-globalism, anti-big-government, anti-LGBT, anti-communist, etc. I think he just rages at whoever is in power no matter what. Even Trump, who is probably the only president he speaks even slightly postive about right now, isn't enough.

In the end, it all comes back to Lennon's murder more than anything else. I don't think he'll ever be happy with any government until they prosecute Stephen King for killing his idol. The actual politics seem to hardly matter. Either that, or I'm just incredibly illiterate about Democrat politics of the pre-2000s.

Anyways, I'm going to look into a 1 hour and 21 minute interview with Steve on KSCO radio from the 6th of December, 2019. This was a day before his yearly protest on the murder's anniversary and since this interview he has been fuming at KSCO. I imagine it went well.
 
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Interview time. To reiterate, this is an interview from December 6th, 2019 on the radio station KSCO which is a local station in Santa Cruz. For some context, Steve Lightfoot had been a regular nuisance caller since at least 2017. By this time, of course, he had a reputation of being the local crazy man with the van and all of his calls had to do with his conspiracy theory. Deciding that it'd be an interesting show, they bring him into the studio for an interview.

Link to Interview (Archive)
Below will be a summary of different sections of the interview with timestamps.

00:00:00 - 00:02:19
Introductions: relatively self-explanatory. The host and his co-host introduce Steve Lightfoot who immediately launches deep into his explanation of his theory.

00:02:20 - 00:03:49
Steve explains that the Elite, international intelligence agencies, and the NWO use newspaper headlines to communicate secret messages to each other.


00:03:50 - 00:07:03
The host interrupts and gets Steve to explain the alleged photo of Stephen King getting John Lennon's last autograph. Yes, the explanation is that Stephen King looked vaguely like Mark David Chapman at the time.

00:07:04 - 00:12:46
This section is a bit longer, as Steve explains the Reagan / Nixon connection to John Lennon's murder. This is giving a very clear timeline for the start of Lightfoot's theory. I will point out subsections to this part.

  • 00:07:04 - 00:09:47: Steve explains his reading of a headline that alerted him the elites communicated using them and that Chapman was not the one who killed Lennon.
  • 00:09:48 - 00:12:46: Steve's theory on Reagan faking the assassination attempt on himself to take the public's attention from Lennon's murder. Steve admits that he has no evidence, but swears you can logic it out. Involves dye capsules and the Secret Service.
00:12:47 - 00:16:31
Steve Lightfoot jumps ahead to his first encounter with the Secret Service. To me, it just sounds like he was accosted by a fellow Cali-schizo in the library. At 00:14:55 they prepare to hit commercial break and ask Steve if he's fine with taking calls. Steve agrees, but expresses distrust of a caller named "David". They end with Steve explaining what the official narrative for Lennon's murder was.

00:16:32 - 00:21:58
Another lengthy one, Steve continues his story of the origins of his theory, including a short schizo-bike arc and a long rambling about seeing codes in the newspapers.

00:21:59 - 00:25:21
Steve is actually forced to explain what the codes in the papers mean instead of just rambling. He rambles anyways and a lot of the explanations are "needs no explanation".

00:25:22 - 00:32:34
Lightfoot explains how a book by Nixon that Ronald Reagan read is proof of the U.S. government planning to kill John Lennon. Needless to say, it's very easy to get lost in this explanation and careful listening is required. The crux is that the book basically says (in Steve's reading of it) people like Lennon and their anti-x narratives must be countered by any and all means up to and including murder.

00:32:35 - 00:35:15
Lightfoot explains why the American government wanted John Lennon gone. In Steve's mind, John Lennon was indeed bigger than Jesus. There's also a lot of lyrical spitting and beautiful flow from our hero.

00:35:16 - 00:37:34
They now get entangled in an argument about the court proceedings surrounding David Chapman. Steve gets legit mad and starts his ranting against the public shtick before getting wrangled back to civility by the host.

00:37:35 - 00:39:38
However, our host, Dave Michaels, makes the grave mistake of pushing back against Steve Lightfoot and saying he has no real evidence for his theory. This causes Steve to launch back into a tirade against Dave and the people listening before being cut-off by commercials.

00:39:39 - 00:43:29
Coming back from break and with a calmer Lightfoot, they go into his protests downtown. Steve explains it's fear of the government and envy of the messenger that stops people from coming. He also predicts Putin will start a phony war in order to take attention away from him. Wait...

00:43:30 - 00:48:03
Steve goes further in-depth on the shame that people feel letting Stephen King walk free and how it stops them from helping him. Him and the hosts then get into another argument; this time about Lightfoot's unfriendly tone and Steve counters with calls to action. Some of the benefits include a higher sperm count, kids not shooting each other in schools, and being able to smile more.

00:48:04 - 00:51:38
The story of Steve's early struggles continue. He goes back into more evidence before an abrupt cut-off. When they come back, they shill his website and book and Lightfoot invokes the world-ending meteor he saw as a child to kill us all if we don't break his story.

00:51:39 - 01:21:17
The last 30-ish minutes are people calling in to the show to talk to Steve Lightfoot. It's either absolute midwits calling in to argue / reason with an insane man, or even more pathetic people trying to suck up to him. It is funny, but the fact none of them really ask questions that get more info from him and are just calling to goad him is incredibly annoying.

In the last minute, Steve makes it clear that this interview is so important that it will change the world.

That's all for now. I'll see you all next update.
 
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Update time!

Weekly rant to the void. I'll give you the key points.
  • More ranting at the public.
  • Steve shilled his website on Coast to Coast, resulting in four sales of his magazine. The issue is that they're mostly outside of the U.S. and the place he lives in hasn't bought a single one, which clearly means they're trying to kill him.
  • Lightfoot urges the public to quit their addictions so they can wake up and support his cause.
  • Steve has no other social media accounts so he can force people to see his website if they want to see him.
  • He starts the last paragraph with words to live by.
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Personal life update!

  • Steve has a sister apparently. His birthday is also this week on Friday, March 1st. He'll be 70 and hopefully we get a good birthday update. If not, I'll find something older to do a Steve Lightfoot Birthday Bash.
  • Steve reveals more details on his call into Coast to Coast and also reveals he believes the moon-landings were fake. It seems like it's mostly because Nixon was president at the time and he hates that guy.
  • Steve lies that he doesn't revel in the idea of being famous. He also says he has an interview with the woman he stalks on the horizon. Hopefully that's just wishful thinking, but it'd be hilarious if it's true.
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That's all for today. There'll be a post on Friday to celebrate our hero reaching 70. I hope this new style of updates is nicer for reading purposes.
 
Update time!

Happy belated Birth Day to Steve Lightfoot! He turned 70 yesterday on March 1st! Let's see how his week went for him.

  • Steve once again stresses his importance to the trump campaign.
  • A government official in Monterey is trying to force Steve to move his second van from the driveway he was renting out to park it in and out of the county entirely. Supposedly the reasonings for it are bogus and numerous, but the city putting a $100 weekly citation on the woman he was paying to keep his van in her driveway stinks of Californian governance.
  • Steve rants at another radio show, WABC Radio. Apparently the host is a Jewish communist propagandist who wasn't going to allow him to talk about... Biden using sugary treats to mask depression just like how Reagan and his cabinet used them after they killed Lennon to mask their guilt....

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I wish I could say the personal life updates were that interesting, but the only thing even slightly interesting was the mention of a man named "C.D." in relation to the woman he stalks and that he'll go to yet another city council meeting to address the issue of his van.

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What would we even get out of supporting him? So let's say his conspiracy theories are true, cool, that doesn't affect how I live one bit.
In his own words
If you want to smile more. If you want to be able to look your neighbor in the eye. If you want better orgasms. If you want your kids to stop shooting each other in school, you'll help me come forward.

Stephen King is not just the cause of all of his issues, but all of your issues too. Also, if you don't, God is going to kill us all with a meteor.
 
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