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Every single time I open this thread it feels like jerry has somehow writen 21 more paragraphs of him digging a deeper and deeper hole, its honestly abusrd, someone needs to take his tumblr account away.
Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon
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Serious question, has Jerry interacted with a single child since his own childhood? Since turning 18, has he had a single back-and-forth discussion with a human being under the age of, say, 12? Other than his anonymous fans, of course.
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Only ones I can think of are her brother's kids. But you don't meet many children when you don't leave your apartment.
The latest sisters vignette, this one is not terribly interesting.
Kiera's girlfriend also has a sister. This might be a stupid question but is it physically possible for Lily to write a male character?Iris and Kiera - Ride
Timeline - Iris is 17, Kiera is 16
Larisa sighed and looked down at her phone. 2:15 AM. It'd be another six hours before anyone would be awake to come get her.
Larisa's flight back to Warwick had been delayed by six hours and by the time she'd gotten off the plane it was simply too late for anyone to come get her. And she had no money for a cab or the bus. She'd certainly tried. She texted her mother, her sisters, even her girlfriend. Most of them hadn't responded. Of course they hadn't. It was two in the morning! They were asleep!
She was looking at a long wait in the cold until the sun rose and they started waking up.
Just as she was thinking it might be worth the risk to sleep on one of the benches in the airport, a bright light obscured her phone. She looked up and saw a car pulling up toward her. She stood up as the passenger side door was opened and looked inside.
'Oh,' she said internally. It was Iris. Kiera's creepy sister. 'Don't be mean, Larisa.'
"Hey Iris," she said. "W-What are you doing here?"
Iris held up her phone, then pointed at her.
"I... didn't text you."
Iris arched a brow and frowned.
"...Of course you read Kiera's texts," Larisa said, hastily stowing her luggage in the back seat and climbing into the front before Iris could change her mind. "Thanks," she said.
Iris gave her a thumbs up and pulled away from the airport.
The two of them sat in silence for a half an hour, Larisa watching the street lights zip by them. It was surreal being picked up by Iris. Larisa always got the impression that Iris didn't like her. When they first met, Iris had always looked at her like she was scrutinizing her.
'Probably just a big sister thing,' she thought. 'I've certainly snarled at a few of Alice's boyfriends.'
"So... late night?"
Iris took a hand off the wheel to give a thumbs down.
"...You weren't up late?"
Another thumbs down.
"...Then how did you know I needed a lift?"
Iris flicked her head a few times.
"...Did my text wake you up?"
Iris held up two fingers.
"It woke up the both of you?"
Thumbs up.
"Oh... and you hauled yourself out of bed to come get me?" Larisa asked.
Iris held up a single finger and Larisa mentally kicked herself. Iris was driving, she couldn't gesture more than Yes or No.
Still, the idea that Iris got out of bed at two in the morning just to give her sister's girlfriend a lift home plucked at something within Larisa. From Junior high onwards, Alicia had always come home complaining about "the creepy girl" in her class. Iris had a reputation among the other students for being a borderline catatonic weirdo whose spent every waking moment in her sister's orbit. The two of them practically lived in each other's pockets.
Hell when Larisa asked Kiera out, she was mentally preparing herself for an evasive and vague rejection.
Getting closer to Kiera hadn't made Iris any less strange. It was only on dates where Kiera would be away from her sister. At all other times they clung to each other like barnacles, and it was hard for Larisa not to feel like she was intruding on something.
Iris pulled off the highway and onto a side street, bringing the car to a stop. Then she took out her phone and tapped at it.
Larisa's phone buzzed and she pulled it out to look at the text from Iris.
You're important to Kiera, so that means you're important to me
Larisa's eyes widened and she looked up at Iris. "You really mean that?"
Iris nodded, giving Larisa a sleepy smile.
"I... honestly thought you wouldn't want anyone getting between you and Kiera," Larisa said.
Iris tapped at her phone again, sending another message to Larisa.
You don't
Larisa blinked and looked up at her. "I don't?"
Iris smiled and shook her head, then held up two crossed fingers.
"...You two are always close."
Iris nodded.
"And a girlfriend doesn't change that."
Iris nodded again.
"Huh..." Larisa hummed. She'd been led to believe by many people that Iris was possessive of her sister. It was something Iris' demeanor did little to dispel. And yet here Iris was, driving her home in the dead of night. Just because. "...I think I owe you an apology."
Iris tilted her head.
"Well, my sister told me a lot of nasty things about you," Larisa said. "And... I believed them."
Iris shrugged and patted her shoulder. Then she pulled the car back onto the road. If there was ever a clearer sign that there were no hard feelings, Larisa hadn't heard of it.
"Thanks Iris," Larisa said softly.
Kiera stirred when she heard her phone ping and pulled it out from under her pillow to see a text from Iris.
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Kiera hummed and tapped at the screen. "Thanks Iris. Get home safe. Love you."
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Also this stream:
Happy easter month Kiwi sisters,
Nothing fucking happens save for 20 minutes or so near the end. Lily goes on a long diatribe about childhood trauma and what she saw as a kid, while they also play Rimworld and talk about digimon.
First two hours nothing happens save Lily claking answers to tumblr asks. Eventually she starts talking about how she was treated as a kid. According to her momma peet would accuse her of eating everything and call her "garbage gut" despite Lily claiming to have been dangerously underweight at the time. I know she's fat now but she wasn't always that way, she used to be incredibly thin. And with how insecure she is about her weight I could believe there's some truth to this story. (After she tells this story pizza arrives which made me laugh)
ETA:
She also says her mom calls her nephew garbage gut and Lily stepped in and told her mom off.
The highdive off of that into a discussion about the worst member of Lily's family. Lily turns to Mikay and asks, with all the information she's told Mikay about her family, "Who was the worst?", a very pregnant pause and then Mikay says it was Lily's dad, Lily has to remind her not to use his name despite using her nephews just a couple minutes earlier. Lily starts to reflect on how shitty her parents were growing up. She muses about what they did and why, and never seems to reflect on herself or her actions now.
She says she forgives Courtney but not her parents, and is still mad at them for never apologizing for small things like controlling the length of her hair.
After talking about this for 20 minutes something funny happens in the game and they snap out of it. Chat was quiet the entire time. The rest of the stream is uneventful.
There's something just rotten about this conversation they have. Lily is kind of displaying how little she's really learned from what happened to her, she just talks at Mikay, dumps all this one her, and Mikay can only respond in short quips. The shit she's angry at her parents for, being obstinate, never apologizing, she has copied that behavior verbatim and hasn't realized it. Will post an entire clip in the morning I need sleep. Will cover the avatar stream later that one ain't going anywhere.
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She just says things.
Her brother’s kids who are 10 and 7. That’s it.
Lily your mother has Covid.
ETA: In Other News Our favourite monotoner can't understand that tides raise all ships. VangelinaSkov video is here (Local Copy)
VangelinaSkov Plagiarised My Lily Orchard Series - #JustAnotheriilluminaughtii
Ethel tried to get Lily black listed from adoption agencies.
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Honestly they're all not terribly interesting. Each scene is pretty much dedicated to making the same couple of points over and over again -- mostly boiling down to 'Iris wonderful, nobody get her' -- no new information, no interesting setups. There might be some moment to little moments like 'got up at 2AM to pick up somebody from the airport' if there were any real attachment to the characters, but Lily's just vomiting vignettes into the void. There's no reason to care about them as people-- the only real point of interest is in how Lily proves her ignorance to the world or betrays something about herself.
I assume you mean in any meaningful or respectful way and it seems the answer is 'no'. I like how she decided to give the sisters Two Gay Dads for some shallow representation points and the only characterization they've been given so far is that they seem to low-key hate their kids.
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In Other News:
Poppy of Poppy and Zena has lost her counselling job due to her social media activity and is now reliant on patrons.
March 2nd 2024
Lily outlives another one.
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Getting big Boss Baby vibes here...
So, presumably Iris has been mute from birth, and yet the father thinks therapy is in order because the two sisters know each other well enough to communicate without needing to speak?
Once again, Jerry's biggest problem with relationships seem to stem from the toxic idea that love can never be bad, that any example of people inflicting harm out of love is not actually love. So being obsessed with a person to the point that you never form any sort of relationship with anyone else, to the point that you can't imagine living with the very normal reality that they'll have a life outside of you, is perfectly fine because it's out of love.
To quote Bo Burnham "And your parents will always come along, because their little girl is in love. And how could love be wrong? How could love be wrong?"
Jerry just can't help himself. It always comes back to incest.
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Can't say I'm surprised, what with the amount of skeletons in their closet. You can't fight fire with fire and hope you won't get burned.
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I didn't know Jerry also ripped off Onision's books.
This guy is almost lulzier than Jerry. Sure looking womanly and not at all like a greasy perv you'd try not to make eye contact with in an old school porno shop.
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In what world is this a healthy relationship? Is it an unpopular opinion to say that, by the time you've decided you're gonna spend the rest of your life with someone, the person you're marrying should have already become your first priority? That you shouldn't already be ready to break off the wedding because you'll have to spend less time with your sister?
These snippets legit read as AI generated. The way everything is so blatantly and directly explained comes off exactly like a chatbot forcing itself to reiterate the prompt it's been given.
"I can't imagine how people would think this comes off as incestuous."
*Writes multiple characters commenting on how it comes off as incestuous.*
And yeah, that PhD is a certificate she bought online, I guarantee you. The chick who can't function without her sister attached at her hip is not qualified to help youths with special needs.
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There was also Sage from Scars, but he is (As Lily herself wrote), "One operation away from being a woman". Plus, he's a copy of Rainbow Dash's kid from Stockholm.
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Here we have yet another vignette, this one is notable because this is the most physically intimate the sisters having gotten thus far, and the wife openly calls Kiera a simp for her own sister.
I don't feel like I'm reaching when I say this is a weird amount of physical contact, like it would be one thing if they brushed or braided each other's hair, but they're adults here and they're acting like a couple. Quick straw poll anyone ever done this with their sister? Come ooooon we've all been there.
The dynamic between the sisters and wife here is nigh identical to the throuple we saw in Madhouse. Lily and G are all over each other and Mikay is...there.
I don't feel like I'm reaching when I say this is a weird amount of physical contact, like it would be one thing if they brushed or braided each other's hair, but they're adults here and they're acting like a couple. Quick straw poll anyone ever done this with their sister? Come ooooon we've all been there.
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It’s not going anywhere. Well until she gets bored and it doesn’t do it for her anymore.
Clearly we’re all out of touch. They all see something else from this.
Meanwhile. We have another timeline.
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"I refuse to communicate with my parents and go out of my way to make it as pointlessly complicated a process as possible, but they're still meanies for getting frustrated that I just don't do the easy method of communication that has no down sides." - A victim and not a spiteful little shit.
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Am I going crazy or is this legit, like, a horror story?
imagine youre in the airport at 2am, alone, not sure what youre going to do, suddenly a car appears and its your girlfriends creepy sister. she didnt warn you that she was coming and you didnt tell her about your predicament, youre pretty sure shes been reading your private messages with your girlfriend
you decide to go with her because its better than staying alone in the airport at 2 am. you spend an entire hour in silence thinking about how the relationship between the sisters is strange. and then iris says that she doesnt really care about your predicament, shes there because youre important to her sister and you will never get between them
swear to god, this is some crimson peak shit
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Couldn't be assed to look half a sentence back and realize you repeated the phrase, huh? High quality product.
Also insane. This is all rooted in Lily's 'trauma' of not being allowed to be a feral forest-beast at the age of ten, and it's obvious she's never gone past the "Fuck you, Dad!" stage of development. She's incapable of thinking outside of herself and her wants.
This is probably why all of her children are perfect pure angels (unless they're bullying the perfect pure angels, in which case they deserve to be straight-up killed). She can't fathom that a child could be misbehaved because surely she was a perfect pure angel who was just abused by her family ("Fuck you, Dad!"). Can you imagine if Lily had to actually deal with an unruly child in any capacity? You really think she'd let them run roughshod over her, or you think she'd make sure they were the perfect precious angel they were supposed to be?
Mm, yeah, totally normal.
Hideously this reminds me of a scene from Stockholm, where (spoilered becauase it's fucking revolting) the Dazzlings (I think they're called? The sirens from Equestria Girls) are having a totally casual conversation about whatever Twilight and Ascentia are doing on the news while the matriarch is sexually pleasuring her seven-year-old daughter and everybody acts like this is normal, healthy, and sweet.
oh hey look at that MORE INCE
I know this is stupid but if these people were so interested in the fate of this bill (which Lily makes sound like Iris proposed? Because I can't imagine who else would, but she's not in government so I don't know how she could that, unless she just supported it? But then why say 'you could be a politician' if she didn't do anything political? Wow it's almost like this wasn't well thought out) why were they not paying attention to the voting? Surely they would have known when it was up for a vote and watched the process, or at least checked in that night. They shouldn't have needed to wait until their dads sent them a tape the next day. Especially if Iris was so vocal about it (pardoning the turn of phrase), wouldn't her co-workers be congratulating her?
This is a simple thing to not get wrong. This scene could have been them waiting for the votes to conclude but instead it gets this weird extra step of having to be sent a video tape.
Iris is perfect, it's the rest of the world that needs to change for her.
Are these real people? Because once again -- especially the top screenshot -- they read like chatbots responding to a prompt.
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Paedophiles, rapists, and sexual deviants in general don't understand the boundary between sexual and non-sexual behaviours. They routinely ascribe non-sexual motivations to their own, highly sexualised behaviours, while simultaneously ascribing sexual motivation to non-sexual behaviour in the targets of their unwanted affection. A paedophile will see the innocent behaviours of a child as sexual advances, but will see their own sexual interest in the child as "merely" playful. A rapist will, withotu fail, say that their victim was asking for it and coming on to them.
Jerry routinely behaves in highly sexually inappropriate ways with everyone around him, especially those younger than he is, has his characters behave in similarly inappropriate ways in everything he writes, and doesn't understand why everyone calls him out on it, because he's a deviant rapist paedophile who has no concept of boundaries.
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real thread readers will remember when lily was all angsty and sad because she "couldnt control her feelings" and wanted do date all her friends like a creepy weirdo
am i having a stroke? who the fuck are these people? where is aliana, anevay, G, the ones she couldnt shut the fuck up about?
ETA im a retard alie is aliana
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I started a thread on them finally. It’s still a work in progress.