Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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This is how I imagine Lucas would look if he manages to survive another 10 years living secluded in Ireland as a homeless bum

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I'm sure this had nothing to do with ContraPoints declaring the intention of making a video on Keffals and then uploading a totally different video about Twilight in the mean time which gained over 1.2 million views in 2 days, on a Youtube account that hadn't uploaded a single video in 10 months. I'm sure this has nothing to do with wanting to avoid the pending Contra video.
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On a side note, Keffals claiming this is causing a hit to the old bank balance is a bit rich, I'm sure the subscriptions have tapered off a bit but Patreon wise Keffals is actually now earning more money than before the content switch thanks to the CBR paywall and the Scared Awake Patreon.
Keffals patreon used to have roughly $1488 a month income (I remember because I made a joke about it).
Currently between the 3 Patreons Keffals has $1565 coming in.
Also a lot of the subscriptions were auto renew so I wouldn't be surprised if not that many had dropped off.

"I can't livestream anymore, for the foreseeable future, I just can't do it anymore", "it is a platform where people have unlimited access to troll and harass you"
Oh wow, some really bad harassment must have caused Keffals to quit livestreaming, maybe the end of Keffals last ever livestream will shine some light on this harassment.
Editors note: 2 parts of this clip are sped up because nothing happens

Oh my God, the harassment, Keffals, you poor unfortunate soul, what a Greek tragedy, oh my God, somebody was banned from the Discord and they gave you $25 to get back in and you had to then unban them with your hands, what a burden.
Oh, the hardships of being given $25!
 
Has the muta doc about the cat-boy ranch come out yet? I don't see anything on his timeline.

My brother in Christ, just two posts above yours is a post with a screencap of Muta saying on Twitter that the Keffals video is a bit delayed bc of more research and lore.

delayed = it's coming, we just have to wait a bit longer
 
I can't do this anymore
(03/03/2024)


Original:

TL;DW- Lucas spends 8 minutes sad-posting about how shit his life is, how he's tried to 41% himself, and how he can't handle livestreaming anymore.
Trans-lation: "STOP IGNORING MY HORROR CHANNEL I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEW NEXPO YOU FAGGOTS. IM NOT DOING STREAMS GIVE ME JEWTUBE VIEWS NOW NOW NOW!"
 
My brother in Christ, just two posts above yours is a post with a screencap of Muta saying on Twitter that the Keffals video is a bit delayed bc of more research and lore.

delayed = it's coming, we just have to wait a bit longer
@Haramburger said it best. This is a massive thread with over 3500 pages. If Mutahar is doing his due diligence, it will take time to properly go through everything.

I wonder if he'll include stuff like @Otm Shank's stories about Lucas, which isn't as known as the catboy shit.
 
It just keeps getting better. Troony troon bank heist confirmed to be in the video.
I can finally feel some rainbows about this expose. I was convinced it was going to fixate almost entirely on the GFM swindle while conveniently glossing over any of the nefarious troon shit. If the bank heist is tied into the narrative there's no way to separate it from the pinkpilling scheme.
 
During the beginning of the Vaush defense saga I stated that keffals would love the attention regardless of if it was positive or negative, but I am doubting that now. It was the straw that broke the camel's back, and now people are getting a little too invested in his past. Now he is shutting down a lot of his stuff and going to only his horror channel thing biweekly from what I understand? I bet he just wants to try to wait this all out hoping it will blow over after a while, just like a lot of other things.
 
During the beginning of the Vaush defense saga I stated that keffals would love the attention regardless of if it was positive or negative, but I am doubting that now. It was the straw that broke the camel's back, and now people are getting a little too invested in his past. Now he is shutting down a lot of his stuff and going to only his horror channel thing biweekly from what I understand? I bet he just wants to try to wait this all out hoping it will blow over after a while, just like a lot of other things.
I think he's addicted to attention and is desperate to stay relevant to the point where even after constant backlash, he'll still keep trying to get attention. He can't quit Twitter and he can't quit this.
 
you think keffals is leaving "streaming" because now more eyes are on him in a negative light
They quit being a politician when the door closed on that venture, and they quit being a fart dominatrix when they didn't get one positive review. Lucas can't hold a normal job but he's going to keep farming pareon as long as retarded paypiggies keep it up, which can be forever.
 
They quit being a politician when the door closed on that venture, and they quit being a fart dominatrix when they didn't get one positive review. Lucas can't hold a normal job but he's going to keep farming pareon as long as retarded paypiggies keep it up, which can be forever.
so the answer is yes

thank you haram. i'm expecting to see you in heaven with the 72 virgins
 
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