DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Malakim Phoros]

Gonna vote no. Im pretty sure Phil was a one trick pony with Street Fighter

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I’d like to see him play DBZ Fighterz and get absolutely mopped. In honor of the great T(oriyama)

 

[Spirelord: Downfall]

I'm betting he'll be vague about exactly what other things Toriyama did until Derich or someone else gives him a name he'll repeat with 50/50 odds of crediting whoever told him, right before abruptly pivoting into reading a tip because tips help the most right now. And he might make it a separate video that DOESN'T have monetization on to own the trolls (while probably still having his membership and paypal links in the description).

 

[Oh Naggers]

There’s a typo in the schedule again.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

Does he just ignore the little red line that tells you you have a typo? Its been like a month of typos

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Meanwhile, Phil is whining about how people are beating him up over "Photoshopped" pictures of him. This does not end well.

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Holy shit my guy looks ROUGH in these.

It's amazing that the stream set up actually hides how much he's degraded, since it's shit quality doesn't capture all the... THIS going on.

Absolutely unreal. I hadn't realized just how busted Dave had gotten since I hadn't seen a full face photo with good lighting, compared to him slouching in the gloom of the stream room.

Did this dude have a stroke what the fuck, Phil's going Jack Scalfani slant faced.

 

[hector85]

There’s a typo in the schedule again.

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oh boy, can't wait for the annual week of rambling on about how dumb DST is

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Does he just ignore the little red line that tells you you have a typo? Its been like a month of typos

Redlines are a detractor

 

[Gulls on Film]

There’s a typo in the schedule again.

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No Phil, the streams start at the same time, you're just mad you lose one hour of sleep.

 

[Oh Naggers]

oh boy, can't wait for the annual week of rambling on about how dumb DST is

Even a dent knows how you feel.

 

[Corpun]

Lmao Phil ruined a halloween party in college (His first party from how he described it) by acting like a drunk retard doing a WWE stunt and scared everyone off. The same party he claims hot women were having guys do body shots off their tits. DSP college lore is so bizarre and extremely fake and gay.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I’d like to see him play DBZ Fighterz and get absolutely mopped. In honor of the great T(oriyama)

Pretty sure there is a TIHYDP oh it but from what i remember he was terrible at it and raged a lot once he got to players that could do anything other than the auto combo's

 

[detractorzer0]

Holy shit my guy looks ROUGH in these.

It's amazing that the stream set up actually hides how much he's degraded, since it's shit quality doesn't capture all the... THIS going on.

Absolutely unreal. I hadn't realized just how busted Dave had gotten since I hadn't seen a full face photo with good lighting, compared to him slouching in the gloom of the stream room.

Did this dude have a stroke what the fuck, Phil's going Jack Scalfani slant faced.

My favorite part is the fact that his mouth has that "just pulled out my dentures" look to it. I've never seen that on someone who still had teeth. It's fucking bizarre.

 

[Fapcop]

Why does he put “Day Off!” There?

Why not TRY to be professional and put a “no stream” or whatever?!

 

[hector85]

wow the whales are out in force today. already has over $100, refuses to put on the retarded wig because it'll ruin his hair? guess the dents don't care about getting scammed out of tip goals. fucking retards

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

wow the whales are out in force today. already has over $100, refuses to put on the retarded wig because it'll ruin his hair? guess the dents don't care about getting scammed out of tip goals. fucking retards

Thanks for the money, dummy! Also,. Phil is the last person to be worried about his hair getting messed up.

Why does he put “Day Off!” There?

Why not TRY to be professional and put a “no stream” or whatever?!

Uh, you morahn! That's to let his dents fans know to save their pennies for Phil.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

My favorite part is the fact that his mouth has that "just pulled out my dentures" look to it. I've never seen that on someone who still had teeth. It's fucking bizarre.

i think its because his snort sacks are so engorged and stick out so far that everything looks recessed further than it actually is

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Did this dude have a stroke what the fuck, Phil's going Jack Scalfani slant faced.

They even share the same facial hairstyle and talent for cooking, it’s remarkable.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

They even share the same facial hairstyle and talent for cooking, it’s remarkable.

Jack, Dave, and Bossman are the trifecta of cows.

Dave: retarded, bad at games, failing at life, prone to say just the dumbest possible shit,maybe a stroke, thinks he's incredibly important, stuck in a loveless marriage with a wife that hates him, but manages to keep chugging along despite everything. Gambling addict (gacha)

Jack:, retarded, bad at cooking, failing at life, prone to say just the dumbest possible shit, maybe 5 strokes (at least 4), thinks he's incredibly important, stuck in a loveless marriage with a wife that hates him, but manages to keep chugging along despite everything. Food addict (raw meat)


Bossman: retarded, failing at life, prone to say just the dumbest possible shit, no strokes but addicted to crack, too brain fried to care about anything but gambling, no wife only gamba, manages to keep on chugging despite everything. Gambling addict (actual gambling).

Bonus: Phil has detractors, Bossman had rats. Both constantly beg for cash from their whales.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Lmao Phil ruined a halloween party in college (His first party from how he described it) by acting like a drunk retard doing a WWE stunt and scared everyone off. The same party he claims hot women were having guys do body shots off their tits. DSP college lore is so bizarre and extremely fake and gay.

He was hooking up with the hot athlete dude's girlfriend. Dude got mad and cut pipes with his pocket knife!!!!! Must have been the "herb" and "parties until 1am"!