Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[An automatic clown]

He's still going with the retired larp. Now he claims he still "consults"

Why do you collect disability and section 8 if you're still employed by Microsoft Shane ?

 

[DiggieSmalls]

He's still going with the retired larp. Now he claims he still "consults"
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Why do you collect disability and section 8 if you're still employed by Microsoft Shane ?

What does he consult on? Fucking fat chicks?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

What does he consult on? Fucking fat chicks?

How to get free beds for the homeless.

Also, not a single person there knows who the fuck he is.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

He looks like he went through an early version of the Gears of War supersoldier program but instead of adding muscle they accidentally added a chromosome instead and now he has down syndrome

 

[AnOminous]

A 40 something retarded man child.

If there is anything that says more clearly "I suck cocks, take them to the hilt, and swallow every drop" than a backwards baseball cap, it's an XBOX 360 one.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Queen JK posted this and Shane..

saw through all of the nuance....

 

[Bowling Ally]

Queen JK posted this and Shane..
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saw through all of the nuance....
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"She knew what she was doing" lol

You have to get up prettttty early in the morning to get one past old Snokesy

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Queen JK posted this and Shane..
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saw through all of the nuance....
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Oh shit he’s on to her! lol I live for the seethe, mockery is the best weapon against all these retards who take themselves so seriously. Perhaps if Shane’s large gamete donor had paid more attention to him he wouldn’t have turned out so retarded.

Also he loves calling people cowards lol but I can’t think of anything more cowardly than hiding in your section 8 housing and going off on everyone you encounter on Xitter because you’re not man enough to work or do anything productive. Hiding behind Uncle Sam’s skirt while you wag your finger at your betters seems pretty cowardly to me.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Queen JK posted this and Shane..
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saw through all of the nuance....
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She's still more successful than you will ever be. Pretty sure Woodrow Wilson didn't say it was a day to celebrate men in dresses who want to creep on children in bathrooms and I'm damn sure Ann Reeves Jarvis didn't read about any of those men in the Bible.

 

[An automatic clown]

Butterknife Nokes ganging up with Fatrick against Leslie (who refused to buy Patrick's victim hood status without question)


He does the patented Patrick reply + quote tweet:



Calling Owen a bunch of pedophiles again:


Shane's favorite insult, other than Nazi sack of shit is calling someone a sealion. Which I still have no idea what the fuck it means

He has not changed his internet tough guy act in over ten years. A truly amazing specimen. Fat, too.

Eta: someone asked a funster about his disabilities so he decided to correcT the recorD

 

[John Andrews Stan]

JFC this loser really does look up to Pat, to the point of aping his most faggoty ensemble with that backward baseball cap.

Because he’s in the PNW and is starved for attention and a sense that he matters, Shane is one lolcow I can absolutely see transitioning.



Hell, at this point he could claim to be a lesbian trans woman without changing anything about his appearance and he’d still get fucked by female degenerates with no standards.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Butterknife Nokes ganging up with Fatrick against Leslie (who refused to buy Patrick's victim hood status without question)
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He does the patented Patrick reply + quote tweet:
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Calling Owen a bunch of pedophiles again:
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Shane's favorite insult, other than Nazi sack of shit is calling someone a sealion. Which I still have no idea what the fuck it means
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He has not changed his internet tough guy act in over ten years. A truly amazing specimen. Fat, too.

For someone who's been able to read since 2 years old, he doesn't understand what plagiarism is.
I have an issue with my hands shacking pretty badly due to nerve damage, sometimes I'll have an issue with my legs, yet I still work. Only thing it prevents me from doing is painting but I found a way to help with that. Now it just takes a bit longer to paint.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Shane doesn’t work because Shane is a shiftless POS who’s happy for struggling single moms and real men to foot the bill for his existence.

If you can spend hours tweeting and contributing to forums, you can earn an income. He has zero excuse for being a welfare queen.

 

[An automatic clown]

Ah cope

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He's the one who said he ran the retail side. Everyone else knows he was some low level service loser.

 

[internet friend]

Ah cope
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I know whenever I have a photo of me at work, I always makes sure to be a maximum of 17 pixels of that photo

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Ah cope
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'I'm an Microsoft employee because I worked at a call center!"
I "worked with Microsoft" too back when I did 9-5 with Convergys. It was a shit job for shit pay but unlike you Shane I did something with that.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Eta: someone asked a funster about his disabilities so he decided to correcT the recorD

I was about to be all WTF about his claims about TBIs and cognition but then I remembered what TBI means for him.

 

[An automatic clown]

I was about to be all WTF about his claims about TBIs and cognition but then I remembered what TBI means for him.

It took me a second. Top work

Shame flexing his Microsoft credentials in a thread about... JK Rowling ? That TBI must have been real traumatic. He changed up the copy pasta by posting the 2mp pic of him in the background, his stupid hat, his Xbox gamertag and a pic of him and guntiana.



A banner day for our intrepid hero Shane. For the record, Shane is a broke fat boy. He gets government gibs, he's not retired - he's on permanent disability. Just in case anyone forgot

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Did Shane put this neckbeard selfie through a filter and still get roasted? I'm fucking dying. His eyes look suspiciously less beady, the eyebrows are significantly darker in the middle giving them the illusion of shape, and there appears to be an attempt at carving out better bone structure that sort of failed because his cheek bulges out on the right side.