Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[AltisticRight]

Sleeping: 56hrs/week
Eating: 10hrs/week
Record podcast: 4hrs/week
Bitching about nigger comics: 98hrs/week
Someone who is good at managing please help me organize my time, my comic book isn't getting written.

More like...
Sleeping: 78 hours a week
Eating: 30 hours a week
Shitty podcast: 2 hours a week
Seething about Black comic man: 40 hours a week
Sorting loli/shota doujins and images: 200 hours a week

Vedo's lust transcends time.

 

[AnOminous]

More like...
Sleeping: 78 hours a week
Eating: 30 hours a week
Shitty podcast: 2 hours a week
Seething about Black comic man: 40 hours a week
Sorting loli/shota doujins and images: 200 hours a week

Vedo's lust transcends time.

You missed "gooning to actual CP: 172 hours a week."

 

[Guntkvd]

Josh wants to shoot Vito
Vito seething about Null executing the will of the government.

 

[mfalkner]

Josh wants to shoot Vito
Vito seething about Null executing the will of the government.

Apparently vitos pedophilia is restricted to one or two tweets over the span of a week.
Also everyone in this thread would be afraid of confronting a pedophile.

"They hate an internet comedian so much and it doesn't bother me I'm just annoyed"

Eat shit, Chris

 

[Null]

Josh wants to shoot Vito
Vito seething about Null executing the will of the government.

20 minutes seething about a 1.5 minute clip. That's a ratio.

put me in mr president

 

[WelperHelper99]

Josh wants to shoot Vito
Vito seething about Null executing the will of the government.

Not listening to all that seethe. LMAO. Maybe, just maybe, if you didn't "joke" about being a pedophile, people wouldn't wish death on you Vito. It's called cause and effect. Clearly you skipped that lesson in school, unlike lunch.

 

[msd]

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>just a pipeline to television and film

Isn't that the fucking point retard? To see your creation brought to life by professional actors and directors?

It's one thing to see your creation be made in drawing form, it's a whole different thing watching people breathe genuine life into it.

Fuck you vito

 

[genericwhitemale]

Not listening to all that seethe. LMAO. Maybe, just maybe, if you didn't "joke" about being a pedophile, people wouldn't wish death on you Vito. It's called cause and effect. Clearly you skipped that lesson in school, unlike lunch.

Cliff notes:
• "Josh doesn't actually believe you're a pedophile, Vito"
• Dick says Montograph made a movie where his character rapes a child, and even Vito tells him to stop talking and saying things that could get them in hot water
• Dick not knowing what "pedophile shit" that Josh was talking about in regards to him; completely turns all the focus on Vito and his tweets (saying it there wasn't a decade long history of him saying he's a pedophile, but rather "one week") and completely omitting his defence of loli and cuties.
• Dick getting upset that Sean is smirking at Josh being given the power to execute Vito with a Colt .45 by Joe Biden himself
• Dick, the man who has been letting Eric July live rent free in his head for nearly a year now, is asking "I don't know why people hate Nick Rekieta"
• Saying Josh is "dog walked" by his forum

One of the things Vito also complained about was that "his hypothetical isn't even funny [...] I've gotten death threats before that I thought were funny." If that's the case, I hope Christopher would like this hypothetical (since I know he's reading this message), told by the same people several months prior. A lot more descriptive, I feel, than just shooting him.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Cliff notes:
• "Josh doesn't actually believe you're a pedophile, Vito"
• Dick says Montograph made a movie where his character rapes a child, and even Vito tells him to stop talking and saying things that could get them in hot water
• Dick not knowing what "pedophile shit" that Josh was talking about in regards to him; completely turns all the focus on Vito and his tweets (saying it there wasn't a decade long history of him saying he's a pedophile, but rather "one week") and completely omitting his defence of loli and cuties.
• Dick getting upset that Sean is smirking at Josh being given the power to execute Vito with a Colt .45 by Joe Biden himself

One of the things Vito also complained about was that "his hypothetical isn't even funny [...] I've gotten death threats before that I thought were funny." If that's the case, I hope Christopher would like this hypothetical (since I know he's reading this message), told by the same people several months prior. A lot more descriptive, I feel, than just shooting him.

Absolute cope. The biggest cope is Jim complaining that Josh didn't make his death funny. What do you want Vito, to die driving off the grand canyon in a clown car??? Bro, you openly discuss and ""joke"" about being a pedophile. Personally I think Josh's offer of death by a Colt 45 is very merciful.

 

[GaryGray]

One of the things Vito also complained about was that "his hypothetical isn't even funny"

That is true. Vito is expert on not being funny. He loves to sit atop his tower of adipose constantly whining about humor while delivering nothing. No stand up routines, no original content (movie reviews and being a vtuber is not original), no original shows, no comic books, no skits, he has no published works that would qualify him as a comedian. Vito is Dick's Stuttering John.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Forgot the best part of the video: Vito saying "I'm pretty sure I never said I am a pedophile."

Also, this actually did make me laugh.

 

[mfalkner]

Yeesh

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Also everyone in this thread would be afraid of confronting a pedophile.

The fuck does that mean? I'm not a child, I have nothing to fear.

 

[Polentic]

The fuck does that mean? I'm not a child, I have nothing to fear.

This is why minors aren't allowed on Kiwifarms. Out of fear that Vito might touch or private message them.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Josh wants to shoot Vito
Vito seething about Null executing the will of the government.

I love how they radically misinterpret a comical bit about Vito being sentenced to death after being afforded all due process as a death threat. And then they criticize Josh for not understanding Vito's pedophilia jokes. If I didn't know they were doing this to create drama that they can monetize for their boring and failing show, I'd think they have actual holes in their brains.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

Josh wants to shoot Vito
Vito seething about Null executing the will of the government.

i am enjoying the irony of dick masterson, king of laughing really hard at literally everything regardless of how funny it is, upset about sean laughing at josh's joke

 

[The Feline Solution]

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I'll say this here because Vito reads it. This trailer may feel like a CW superhero show meets Atlas Shrugged, it's not high art... but you are only capable of high cholesterol levels and looking at art of underage girls. You struggle to produce the comic book part while he is progressing to adaptations at least in a trailer preview form. Now July has animations and live action scenes for investors to look at and decide they want to put money into actually making. This guy is so far ahead of your shit you ought to just shut the fuck up now. You're only promoting Eric July's stuff now, just like when the so called grifter channels promote Disney even by giving it bad reviews.

As if this pedophilic hypocrite wouldn't jump at the opportunity to get his shit made into a film or show and the boatloads of money that entails. Thing is, you actually need to release a comic book to get a chance at that. I never used this word before but the fucking malding is real.

Josh wants to shoot Vito
Vito seething about Null executing the will of the government.

First time i'm watching anything Dick Show since the lolsuit.
Dax is such a clown, going on about Farmers being obsessed with Drexel BBC and just hate on him because he is a niggo while doing nothing for the past year except hating on July because he's a successful black businessman who stepped off the plantation.

 

[AnOminous]

• "Josh doesn't actually believe you're a pedophile, Vito"

We absolutely, utterly believe to a near certainty that this man is an actual, literal pedophile.

Vito is Dick's Stuttering John.

SJ was actually funny when he was being tard wrangled by Stern. He's never been funny since, other than in the lolcow sense.

 

[Col]

Was watching a completely unrelated vid and noticed a deleted tweet that further condemns Vito. Checked archive. There is ONE archive of it.

https://web.archive.org/web/20211227003345/https://twitter.com/VitoGesualdi/status/1475262312722231298

 

[mfalkner]

As if this pedophilic hypocrite wouldn't jump at the opportunity to get his shit made into a film or show and the boatloads of money that entails. Thing is, you actually need to release a comic book to get a chance at that. I never used this word before but the fucking malding is real.

First time i'm watching anything Dick Show since the lolsuit.
Dax is such a clown, going on about Farmers being obsessed with Drexel BBC and just hate on him because he is a niggo while doing nothing for the past year except hating on July because he's a successful black businessman who stepped off the plantation.

Vedo has made it very clear that he cares more about merchandising super faggot than creating a comic. If Disney offered him one of their preteens, he'd sell out in a labored heart beat

Was watching a completely unrelated vid and noticed a deleted tweet that further condemns Vito. Checked archive. There is ONE archive of it.

https://web.archive.org/web/20211227003345/https://twitter.com/VitoGesualdi/status/1475262312722231298

He ignores all the evidence of his being a problem while claiming this thread is all made up.
He's got a nasty habit of downplaying the shitty actions of himself, dick, or companies like SBI, usually accompanied by his forced high pitched laugh.
It was just a couple of tweets, guys. It was just comedy, guys. He's never said or done anything that would make anyone think he was a pedophile, except all the shit here, including the video I've posted at least twice of him telling Mr girl he would love to be the agent who scans hard drives for cp. Just a joke