Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Gentlemen.
I have a request.
See, for those that don't know, Chris Chan has been good friends with Keffals at least since September 2023. Info on that lolcow is currently at a stalemate, and Chris does seem to seek refuge in the Catboy Ranch (found his/her account on there). If anyone on here has access to the paywalled Catboy Ranch, please let me know. Keffals is a freaking bitch and this could be big.
 
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Seedling said:
That's the last treshhold, he can delete all the videos he wants we know that ultimately its the money he gets from his patreon that matters.
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Lucas only makes a little over $1k from the Patreon. More of his money comes from direct donations and YouTube ad revenue and subscriptions.

Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Gentlemen.
I have a request.
See, for those that don't know, Chris Chan has been good friends with Keffals at least since September 2023. Info on that lolcow is currently at a stalemate, and Chris does seem to seek refuge in the Catboy Ranch (found his/her account on there). If anyone on here has access to the paywalled Catboy Ranch, please let me know. Keffals is a freaking bitch and this could be big.
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He's not an active participant in the Catboy Ranch, he only showed up once to educate the catboys about some kind of Sonic lore. I posted about it here.
 
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Something Awful said:
Lucas also left the Catboy Ranch (again), seemingly permanently as he also removed his admin roles. Nobody there knows what's going on. Apparently also left some group chats. In other words, just another day of being a giant toddler and throwing a fit, he'll be back tomorrow with some sob story about how you need to feel sorry for him.
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Cocaine induced tard rage
 
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I just wanted to check in and wish Lucas a merry Christmas. I hope he's realized the error of his ways, renounced communism, moved to a farmhouse in the hills and is gripping the fresh green grass with his toes, living out the rest of his days in peaceful and isolated self-contemplation. Far away from any keyboards, webcams, microphones, or even internet service providers.

He probably hasn't. He's probably on a coke bender, lamenting the past week's news about WPATH and SBI, scheming on how he can pave a pathway to stay relevant and claim a "win" for his people, how he can quietly resurface a few weeks after Mutahar releases his video like a cockroach that successfully hid from an exterminator. But I really do want the best for him and I hope he gets himself the help he needs.
 
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Did this faggot actually try to fuck a dog like the whait whamen he’s desperate to skinwalk? This potato shaped retard needs to live at all costs, the internet needs a new whipping boy now that chris and ralph got boring. Maybe a ralph luke and chris content house could be gaslit into existence since all three retards seem to be suggestible enough. Hell shake a pill bottle and both luke and ralph will come running like dogs for em
 
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CM_Gwyn said:
Did this faggot actually try to fuck a dog like the whait whamen he’s desperate to skinwalk?
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Some might argue a dog would be less disgusting than the average tranny chaser such as Tipster. I'd simply argue now is the time for Luke to take his rightful place in the spotlight once again and dethrone GamerGate 2.0 and hbomberguy attempting to murder someone. Ideally by 41%ing himself, but if not that, at least expose Consent Accident No Dong-Jones before No-Dong goes after him.
 
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she finally gave up.
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inb4 Lucas returns and rubs it in everyone's face that no stalker child he did not delete everything. He was telling you all how he intends to stop streaming, disengage with drama and do wholesome horror videos. If you only paid attention to the words coming out of his mouth you would know this. He only deleted shit off of his main and his live channels because he is turning a new leaf, and is focused on his new hobby on his new channel. Only a brain dead kiwis would think this is something else.

While I was typing this post, he deleted vids off of that channel as well, so lol.
 
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T O X I C S L U D G E said:
Remember kids, don't do drugs, especially not hormones cooked in a bathtub using instructions provided by an alleged pedophile
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And also don't ally yourself with horsecock obsessed pedophile grifters with a strange and rabbid community. Seriously, Keffles, the moment you got pushback for simply critiquing a guy, you should have realized you backed the wrong horse fucker.
 
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