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Dysgenic LA scrote.
It runs in his beaner family.
Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.
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It runs in his beaner family.
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I'm going to be perfectly honest, I would rather all behind-the-scenes be longer than the thing they talk about. Imagine only getting one minute to talk about an entire animation sequence that took two, what would you talk about?
"We animated this and this is where we did it, oh shit times up thanks for watching." Like no shit Juju, it takes more than ten seconds to discuss anything, let alone animation where every second of animation work could take a minute or two to talk about just the individual frames.
Oh wait, I'm talking as though Dax has any fucking clue how this stuff works, but he's never been part of a production long enough to even be told BTS stuff was being filmed. Never mind, he's just a retard. Carry on being retarded, Daxipad.
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"I'll take Venn diagrams that are perfect circles for 200, Alex!"
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Congrats Dax, you’re making me proud of a black person seeing him work hard and deliver products. And also bringing shame to your fellow browns while only coping and sneeding. Seriously embarrassing you’re still on this. Dont worry Vito’s going to come out with that comic any second now.
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always blown away by the "for the art of it" bit of this clip because it makes you remember his preferred artform is probably furry porn
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"Retarded balding contrarian" is really summing up Dick's personality on The Biggest Problem in the Universe right now. It makes it almost unlistenable.
(It's about 99% there - I do find some of Dick's clowning on Vito's love for plastic garbage over his own rapidly decaying body to still be funny)
I get that Vito is supposed to be Dick's foil, but just going "No? Huh? What?" to the most basic things Vito says is really exhausting and not funny at all. Vito may say stupid team guy shit but I would get pissed off too if I had the podcast co-host equivalent of an annoying little brother.
(It's about 99% there - I do find some of Dick's clowning on Vito's love for plastic garbage over his own rapidly decaying body to still be funny)
I get that Vito is supposed to be Dick's foil, but just going "No? Huh? What?" to the most basic things Vito says is really exhausting and not funny at all. Vito may say stupid team guy shit but I would get pissed off too if I had the podcast co-host equivalent of an annoying little brother.
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How long is any of his podcasts? Three hours (if you exclude the cackling)
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Too long, just like his breathing.
He is a waste of oxygen.
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Missing a few ACKACKACKs in there.
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Man, that shitty “I am a surgeon” edit meme I made became incredibly relevant fast.
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If only Nick had wished Dax a million dollars...
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Dick has to run more damage control because more people are asking the same question: why the fuck are people losing their shit over Eric July?
Also on the topic of that clip yesterday of them complaining about Josh: there's the obvious hypocrisy which goes without saying, that he's asking "I don't know why people are attacking Nick Rekieta" while obsessing over every single thing Eric July ever does and acting like he's just prime lolcow material, but to me it's just laughable seeing him have to defend Rekieta. It's just so pathetic and obvious that he's lying through his teeth and coping and seething and dilating that it comes back around to being funny. It's like when he had to sit there and stick up for Ralph by saying he's a poor victim and everyone needs to stop being mean to him when he gets his ass kicked in the streets and shits himself on his livestreams.
Also on the topic of that clip yesterday of them complaining about Josh: there's the obvious hypocrisy which goes without saying, that he's asking "I don't know why people are attacking Nick Rekieta" while obsessing over every single thing Eric July ever does and acting like he's just prime lolcow material, but to me it's just laughable seeing him have to defend Rekieta. It's just so pathetic and obvious that he's lying through his teeth and coping and seething and dilating that it comes back around to being funny. It's like when he had to sit there and stick up for Ralph by saying he's a poor victim and everyone needs to stop being mean to him when he gets his ass kicked in the streets and shits himself on his livestreams.
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You know Dick, if you hadn't failed completely to make it in television, you would probably know that it takes much longer to set up and shoot something than the final runtime of whatever you're making.
I know this might shock you since everything you do is a half-assed first draft, but to the rest of us it's not that mindblowing.
It's telling this is the first time I've heard any of these allegations about Eric. You'd think if he was this bad Dick would harp on these points more instead of malding about 3D assets and the length of BTS videos.
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It's also completely exaggerated shit by Dick.
Eric did not "threaten" EVS - that word implies he was planning on doing something to intimidate in EVS. In reality, Eric DM'd EVS and said he was angry and disappointed he was placating people who are actively fucking with his business, ans EVS decided to publish these DMs.
The rest is just trying to say he's a big meanie bully. There was another tweet where he brought up that he "threatened to murder" Riley and called the cops on him, when
1) Murdering Riley is a pretty justifiable reaction for a normal person to have when they see him and how fat and retarded he is
2) Not to "ummm, ackshually" but he didn't "threaten to murder" Riley, he said that Riley was lucky he didn't get shot when he tresspassed on his property and tried to vandalise it because of Texas' laws
3) He's complaining about Eric calling the police on someone who trespassed on his property
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Riley’s real parents are Ewoks from the moon of Endor. If someone was to murder him then I’m pretty sure that they wouldn’t give a shit. They practically put on him on a spaceship and sent to earth to live with someone who might care.
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See, when you completely ignore all context, Eric July should be sent to prison for 1000000 years for making a comic book.
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I knew it would be something like this. Dick is such a disingenuous sack of shit, I hope it's worth it to play father figure to an ever-diminishing group of 30-something lost boys.