Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I saw a new picture of his chompers on the subreddit, and boy, the toothless saga is much closer than I thought. His meltdowns are about to sound even more retarded with a pronounced lisp.

”I’m thick of my trollsh making fun of my lithp, YouTube”
One of these days he's just going to have to get them all pulled. There's going to be no salvaging them when the rot eventually reaches down to the root. More likely he'll just pull them himself, save some money.
 
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Watched the full video and the first minute is rambling then him saying "Now I would never meetup with a 13 year old but nature does make us attractive to pubescents girls" just really creepy shit. I have no idea why he would make this video. Another example of someone who has called out Cobes having sicko thoughts themselves.
Yeah its just retard shit. Cobes should never have responded to him because now the redditors are slobbing this faggots knob for talking shit on our boy
 
Yeah its just retard shit. Cobes should never have responded to him because now the redditors are slobbing this faggots knob for talking shit on our boy
Just like that dumbass fat Midwestern nurse woman who was lauded for shitting on Josh. Leanne something

Edit: actually i can't remember if she was fat or not, but with her being a nurse in the midwest, it's almost guaranteed
 
Watched the full video and the first minute is rambling then him saying "Now I would never meetup with a 13 year old but nature does make us attractive to pubescents girls" just really creepy shit. I have no idea why he would make this video. Another example of someone who has called out Cobes having sicko thoughts themselves.
All the Cobes redditors, and frankly, anyone on reddit at all, is a sick fuck. If you just shoved every redditor alive into a gas chamber and pulled the chain to release the Zyklon B, the entire world would instantly be full of chirping bluebirds and happiness.
 
Cobra wins again.
 

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I'm tardy too, buuuuuuuttt over on the Kiwi Tapes channel, someone enhanced audio of Cobes and NAL talking off-frame. She clearly says "We're going to have lots of beautiful (?) babies and all your little fucking fans can pay for it", or words to that effect. She made her intentions explicitly clear. Also in a subsequent stream of hers, you can see a pill collection behind her, which includes pre-natal vitamins. There's no doubt in my mind that this is exactly what she had planned.


That part is around 14:00 of the video.

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How will he sit pontificating and day drinking from the cobra throne when he has a kid? the sad reality is while I think the hag can function better sober she's an even worse alcoholic than he is.

the cobraspawn saga probably ends with both of them in prison for child endangerment or neglect. focusing all magickal energies on banishing this hag back to her swamp twu
 
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