Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Sicko Hunter said:
I've said this before but I'll say it again when it comes to the people who hate Josh it's not about him being a "sicko" or shitty things he's done in the past the real reason they hate him is jealously. They see him sitting on his ass drunk at 2pm and getting 700 dollars in donations and it infuriates them. "Why do I have to go work a 9 hour shift at Wal-Mart when that STINKY BOGLIM gets free money?!! I'm going to report him." that's their thought process. It's petty jealously. Nothing more.
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Wouldn't surprise me if most of them are unemployed.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
I've said this before but I'll say it again when it comes to the people who hate Josh it's not about him being a "sicko" or shitty things he's done in the past the real reason they hate him is jealously. They see him sitting on his ass drunk at 2pm and getting 700 dollars in donations and it infuriates them. "Why do I have to go work a 9 hour shift at Wal-Mart when that STINKY BOGLIM gets free money?!! I'm going to report him." that's their thought process. It's petty jealously. Nothing more.
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Exactly this. I can’t imagine how pathetic their lives are if they envy Josh’s. He is a rampant alcoholic with no prospects dating a crazy chick who pisses in boxes.
 
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Lake Cresva Diver said:
a daring shitposter recreates some cobra food hacks and drink combos.

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Dude is legendary. He also created the website https://lolcowgo.net where you can search for every word Cobes and several other lolcows have ever said on YouTube.
Protip: You can search for "[ __ ]" to find every time the boy said "faggot" or "cunt".
 
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There are definitely people who are jealous of him because he makes money doing nothing. However I'd wager most people here are deluding themselves and acting like they are holier than thou when the reality is if you watch this dude for any length of time and don't want to see him get his ass kicked and are indifferent to him suffering/dying then what are you doing?

You feel sorry for josh but you also enjoy watching him make a fool of himself and you tell yourself because you don't want to actually see him die its OK? Josh is almost a literal net loss on humanity the only type of person lower than him is Jessica.

I know for a fact there are people who are just butthurt he gets money easily or even because he ended his dry spell and they can't but I think alot of people just watched for long enough they realized josh is a piece of shit who deserves every bad thing that happens to him.
 
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ClothedandSobbing said:
I think alot of people just watched for long enough they realized josh is a piece of shit who deserves every bad thing that happens to him.
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Those people care too much about what happens on the Internet. It’s just a smelly guy with bubblegum brains who’s not going to amount to anything beyond being a freak show for fucked up people. His life is in a default state of “The worst thing that could happen to you” so there’s no real point in making it worse.
 
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ClothedandSobbing said:
people just watched for long enough they realized josh is a piece of shit who deserves every bad thing that happens to him.
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This is unhinged, Josh is just an overconfident alcoholic loser and we're here for that sideshow. So what if he gets a few shekels and drinks himself to sleep?
Yes he's a lolcow, but this recent Reddit shit that Josh is evil and needs to be destroyed somehow is fucking pathetic.
 
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ClothedandSobbing said:
I know for a fact there are people who are just butthurt he gets money easily or even because he ended his dry spell and they can't but I think alot of people just watched for long enough they realized josh is a piece of shit who deserves every bad thing that happens to him.
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Just curious do you think the people who call the cops on Josh nearly every stream are justified because he's a bad person? Do you think because he can be a moron he deserves people trying to get him evicted and texting him near hourly calling him a pedophile?
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Just curious do you think the people who call the cops on Josh nearly every stream are justified because he's a bad person? Do you think because he can be a moron he deserves people trying to get him evicted and texting him near hourly calling him a pedophile?
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Dude he doesn't even provide any actual "content" people watch him hoping he gets black out drunk and passes out on camera. What does he expect to happen people to just go along with it AND give him money without any kind of return. Also he could easily change his number and chooses not to thats on him he has a fetish for that shit
 
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Cobes ordered Jessica a ring.
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ClothedandSobbing said:
the reality is if you watch this dude for any length of time and don't want to see him get his ass kicked
the only type of person lower than him is Jessica.
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Wow who drunkenly sat on your bearded lizard? Why do you want to see him get his ass kicked? Because you disagree with him? Because he put too much margarine on his food hack? Because he said something political that filtered through his dusterbrain didn't come out right? I think you're locked into this guy for whatever reason but it's misguided. There are plenty of lolcows who should probably get reality checked but BOY is just a guy who sits at home getting drunk and making burritos.
If this little guy is legitimately bothering you, you need to reassess. Hehe asses yeeesth

 
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Incel Death Note said:
Wow who drunkenly sat on your bearded lizard? Why do you want to see him get his ass kicked? Because you disagree with him? Because he put too much margarine on his food hack? Because he said something political that filtered through his dusterbrain didn't come out right? I think you're locked into this guy for whatever reason but it's misguided. There are plenty of lolcows who should probably get reality checked but BOY is just a guy who sits at home getting drunk and making burritos.
If this little guy is legitimately bothering you, you need to reassess. Hehe asses yeeesth

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He doesn't bother me I simply watch with the understanding he's going to die a painful death and there is nothing anyone can do to stop it and instead of feeling sorry for him so I can claim moral superiority I point and laugh at the retard who is going to die.
 
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