Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Father Jack]

Watching most of this for the first time since 2021 and it's crazy how good Chris could have had it if he kept his mouth shut about the rape. Making decent money from his commissions, getting to stay in the house and being able to go down on Barb's dusty demented furburger whenever he likes.

 

[Snuckening2]

What an absolute shitshow. Everytime I hear more details of this whole "Motherfucker Saga", I'm struck by the fact that while Bella is human dogshit, she really was fairly incidental to the actual horrors that happened.

I remember in 2021 when it was all unfolding, a lot of people basically blamed Bella entirely- "Bella manipulated Chris into fucking Barb", or even "Bella blackmailed Chris into making a false confession of fucking Barb". But even though she may be a scumbag generally, her nefarious influence on THIS clownshow seems pretty minimal, apart from extracting and leaking the confession.

Apart from that, what else did she actually do, that had any impact? Try to lure Chris to bang some autistic college girl, instead of his own mother? Make some cringey comments in some ween Discord, about wanting to be "the most le epic troll in Christory"? Having some fiendish, never acted-upon masterplan to make Chris top himself? (should have enacted THAT plan 6 months earlier...)

Don't get me wrong- If the info out there is true, then Bella is STILL a truly repulsive horrorcow... but for reasons 100% unrelated to Chris; The animal torture. The disgusting fixations with foot fungus, and cat shit, and fuck knows what else. Generally acting like a cunt at her uni. But in terms of the actual "Motherfucker" clownshow, she comes off looking LEAST bad, of the main players.

You can't tell me that (whatever her motives were, I don't really give a fuck) extracting and leaking the confession that ended the actual mother-fucking (which could have continued indefinitely, otherwise), wasn't a GOOD outcome. And compared to say Ralph, turning up to high-five Chris, asserting Chris as being "innocent", and generally trying mooch off the spotlight of Chris's arrest. Or other people, actively fund-raising, and encouraging donation to Chris's Lego/dildo fund, both before AND after the sex crimes became known, and then acting all surprised-Pikachu when, OMG!! Turned out that Chris had been exactly as dishonest, selfish, and sexually deviant in THIS episode, as every single other point in the previous ten+ years!! Imagine my shock!!! In context of those other main figures in the story, Bella's actions seem fucking golden, in comparison.

Someone upthread said something like "NOBODY involved in mess is innocent", and I agree 100%. But the number of people who STILL act like Janke is the primary villain in this story, is fucking baffling. [Again- I'm not saying that Bella ISN'T utterly disgusting and morally bankrupt, overall; She certainly IS both those things... I'm only talking about her influence on THIS incident]

What an absolute shitshow...

 

[Philipp Amthor]

This episode is like a lolcow best off of 2021. Everybody has a part in it, everybody gets some screentime. Null, Ragehog, Cobes, CIA Bella, Geno himself, CWC followers and of course the motherfucker.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I was not prepared for Chris watching a "Top 10 Hottest Anime Moms Ever" video at the beginning...

 

[PlasticOwls]

Spoiler: lol

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

@SamuellyGenie the part with Bella asking to not be included in the doc intercut with you smiling devilishly... PLEASE tell me that was intentional because it made me laugh for a solid minute.

 

[TyrasGuard]

I love that his explanation for raping Barb was pretty much "I was horny" and everything after that are justifications for what he has done.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Lmao, he added Ralph's famous Knoxville gunt picture.

 

[RedGermaine]

@SamuellyGenie the part with Bella asking to not be included in the doc intercut with you smiling devilishly... PLEASE tell me that was intentional because it made me laugh for a solid minute.
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So, the best part was that he did not mention her before this episode. So she probably thought he actually agreed to cut her out of the doc. Then just fucking calls in every gun on her in the 11th hour, exposing everything. It's perfect

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

her nefarious influence on THIS clownshow seems pretty minimal, apart from extracting and leaking the confession.

Exactly. People just didn't want to admit Chris was a evil, extremely selfish piece of shit with something like this.

Though it's good Bella got outed for all her other shit.

I love that his explanation for raping Barb was pretty much "I was horny" and everything after that are justifications for what he has done.

I guess I missed the first thing Chris said with: "Everyt-- i-- in the events and everything and I was feeling, like, I really needed a sensual release,"

Chris describing what lead up to the actual fucking never sounded consensual with Barb, or some mutual crap. It was tard man being horny and realizing he had power over his mother and chose to exercise it.

 

[Rotollo 2]

It’s here

70 minutes long, no intro music, just static.

Well, I think Geno can wrap it here, but we all know it won't, god help us now that a bunch of CWC zoomers might look into the gunt now

 

[Black Yoshi]

Well, I think Geno can wrap it here, but we all know it won't

Last I heard he'll resume sometime next year.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Last I heard he'll resume sometime next year.

Where did you hear this?

 

[Markorian]

How has no one mentioned that the url for this one includes "kEk"?

 

[Susanna]

I also never liked the “Bella is evil” posting, if only because that’s giving her what she wants. She never struck me as much more than a victim of childhood abuse. Everything from “I’m such a disgusting femcel with foot fungus” to “I took testosterone in high school to get stronger so I could bully other girls” just screams “I don’t want to be attractive to potential abusers”. Any sort of psychopath she is not. There’s also still zero evidence for the hamster boiling, just the testimony of a known liar trying to build herself up as a monster to her idiot friends. Take it from someone who used to shoot birds with an air rifle, boiling hamsters sounds made up.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

I also never liked the “Bella is evil” posting, if only because that’s giving her what she wants. She never struck me as much more than a victim of childhood abuse. Everything from “I’m such a disgusting femcel with foot fungus” to “I took testosterone in high school to get stronger so I could bully other girls” just screams “I don’t want to be attractive to potential abusers”. Any sort of psychopath she is not. There’s also still zero evidence for the hamster boiling, just the testimony of a known liar trying to build herself up as a monster to her idiot friends. Take it from someone who used to shoot birds with an air rifle, boiling hamsters sounds made up.

Hi Bella. I recommend staying away from KF even though it's been two and a half years since you became infamous. And get that arrest warrant in New Mexico taken care of.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Artist rendition of Chris "Truthbombing" Sockness by explaining, in great detail, how he fucked his mother

 

[Sneedmiser]

So, is WCT the worst troll after Bella? Yeah the Idea Guys were bad, but they never betrayed Chris' trust (not saying WCT was wrong to do this, considering the circumstances) before turning around and making him draw ponies in their basement for money. This episode really makes him look like a wheedling little scumbag, even if it fades into the background of what Chris, Bella, and Ralph did around the same time.

Hold on, I'm retarded and conflated the Watchmen and Praetor in my head. All these zoomer trolls look and act the same.

Fuck man I just miss the days when it was just Liquid and the Miscreants.

 

[Got Milk!]

This episode is like a lolcow best off of 2021. Everybody has a part in it, everybody gets some screentime. Null, Ragehog, Cobes, CIA Bella, Geno himself, CWC followers and of course the motherfucker.

And each one of them at least got a semi complimentary introduction from Geno, except Ralph. He just referred to him as "lolcow and convicted felon Ethan Ralph"

 

[Rotollo 2]

So, is WCT the worst troll after Bella? Yeah the Idea Guys were bad, but they never betrayed Chris' trust (not saying WCT was wrong to do this, considering the circumstances) before turning around and making him draw ponies in their basement for money. This episode really makes him look like a wheedling little scumbag, even if it fades into the background of what Chris, Bella, and Ralph did around the same time.

Fuck man I just miss the days when it was just Liquid and the Miscreants.

Im just interest how he got himself so censored in the documentary from geno

Actual screen shot from the vid rn