Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[Georgio Cocklord]

Stop carrying the curry in your pockets and Jersh might be a little less likely to catch a whiff

We dont actually, in fact Im one of the few who dont use curry powder at all cause I find it fucking disgusting, both in smell and taste. I use curry leaves which are used as a garnish, not to enhance flavour and that too I use it rarely. I just tend to use paprika and turmeric a fuckton.

Why has the Indian wife the same pale white skin as the pale white Britbong loser?

North Indians generally do, especially those from Punjab.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

who featured this? Cog's alt account to remain relevant?

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Okay but like why would he do that? For what purpose?

If you've been on KF for any amount of time, you should know better than to ask "Why would someone do XYZ? There's no reason for it!". These are lunatics we're watching, they don't make sense most of the time.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

God damn Cog, you're finally not boring. Fucking retard.

 

[Nate Higgers]

We dont actually

It’s a joke from one of Null’s MATI brainfart moments. He said that Indians carry around curry in their pockets and that’s why they smell like it

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Cog needs to stick with stalking Ralph in foreign countries and having his Norf FC friend beat the shit out of him whenever they encounter him.

Because all of his other content matter sucks.

 

[Seafarer]

if he had simply stopped posting, he would have simply remained "that guy who beat up ralph in portugal"
now instead he is "that guy who is so much of a lonely virgin that he made up an imaginary wife to impress strangers on the internet"

Wasn’t it Dan who actually beat up Ralph and Cog just filmed it?

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

Did this retard put his French tips on upside down? Damn I know he's just a scrote but come on man.

Holy shit you're right. I was wondering why they looked so weird lol man is retarded

 

[WEEKEND]

HAHAHAHA What a fucking moron. Honestly bro. this is the best thing you've done in years.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I don't even need to know who Cog is or any of his lore because nothing can make that anouncement on the main page funnier than it already is. These people, man

 

[Anti Snigger]

Somebody call hbomberguy, this man stole my joke

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

It’s a joke from one of Null’s MATI brainfart moments. He said that Indians carry around curry in their pockets and that’s why they smell like it

People actually reek cause theyre obsessed with physical routine, stuff like talcum powder, oil and shieet which they tend to overapply in the hopes that it gives them skin/physical benefits. Thats why most of them reek, the others reek cause of despicable hygiene. Just a fun fact. Curry powder does smell bad but the most it tends to do is give you the runs.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I have one burning question for Cog. Why pick an Indian to be your never wife? He could have gone with Welsh for fuck's sake and rented one from the farm when he felt the need to show off "his wife". But no, he had to pick an Indian, guaranteeing double the humiliation when the act falls apart. Brilliant work Johnny. Way to put that comp schooling to work.

 

[WelperHelper99]

God damn Cog, you're finally not boring. Fucking retard.

I mean there also was the time he beat up Ralph in Portugal.

 

[Americunt]

People who are saying it really is his wife's hand: are you fucking blind? Not even the highest caste Indians have skin that light, and certainly not the untouchable gutter trash caste woman who'd be desperate enough to slum it with Dan and Cog.

 

[Anti Snigger]

I mean there also was the time he Dan beat up Ralph in Portugal.

FTFY

 

[Pitbull Victim]

People who are saying it really is his wife's hand: are you fucking blind? Not even the highest caste Indians have skin that light, and certainly not the untouchable gutter trash caste woman who'd be desperate enough to slum it with Dan and Cog.

This is so obviously Cog, you can even see his dumb goatee in the reflection

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

We know Indian women have man hands as that's what Jankie Singh has, but the reflection of cog definitely makes me think he's doing drag hands.

 

[beautiful person]

This appears to be a very similar looking set of hands but now with fake nails on!



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Did this retard put his French tips on upside down? Damn I know he's just a scrote but come on man.

Why is the fake nail on his thumb so short? The ones on the other fingers look like they fit. Did he run out of thumb-sized acrylics?

Edit: Wait a minute, I'm wrong, all the nails are like that, probably to look "stylish" while fake-lengthening with normal length acrylics.

But why put on acrylics halfway through cooking?

The fake nails are confusing me so much

 

[WelperHelper99]

FTFY

Oh yeah lol, sorry. Cog really is a boring fuck, isn't he?