Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

This episode is like a lolcow best off of 2021. Everybody has a part in it, everybody gets some screentime. Null, Ragehog, Cobes, CIA Bella, Geno himself, CWC followers and of course the motherfucker.

We were all there, it was complete madness.
Cats and dogs living together.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

Nice to finally have an appropriate ending after over a year of build up. I hope the jail letters and Jesus revelations are covered in an epilogue.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

If Geno wanted to end it here for real, it's a fitting end because aside from the jail letter nonsense and getting banned from the GalaxyCon-adjacent convention earlier this year, there really hasn't been any major happenings with Chris-Chan lately. And for all of our sakes, may it stay that way.

 

[Rotollo 2]

If Geno wanted to end it here for real, it's a fitting end because aside from the jail letter nonsense and getting banned from the GalaxyCon-adjacent convention earlier this year, there really hasn't been any major happenings with Chris-Chan lately. And for all of our sakes, may it stay that way.

the schadenfreude of keffals trying to court CWC only for CWC to turn on him after all of the bullshit came out might be good to show chris is a curse to anyone who approaches him but otherwise, yeah this is a good ending for the series

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

If Geno wanted to end it here for real, it's a fitting end because aside from the jail letter nonsense and getting banned from the GalaxyCon-adjacent convention earlier this year, there really hasn't been any major happenings with Chris-Chan lately. And for all of our sakes, may it stay that way.

watching the last episode feels different since hindsight is 20/20 but fuck lol, it’s crazy remembering certain things unfold live like the gibi situation

85 episodes totaling from 30 minutes to 45. And to know i’ve been following it since the 15th episode has been a journey.

oh well, can’t wait for another christory moment

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

oh well, can’t wait for another christory moment

it will be when it is revealed that Chris impregnated Flutter, who will give birth to Crystal or Reginald

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Where did you hear this?

Geno said it himself in his community post yesterday. The series is going on a hiatus, but he might make other Chris Chan related videos in the meantime.

 

[Rungle]

Welp it was a ride!
Can you imagine what will be addressed in season 2?
Like, Will the 7 sonichu balls be collected?
Will Crystal ever get out of the mirror?
Will the dimensional merge ever happen?

 

[linchan]

This is the Ozymandias of Christory. Anything after it is Granite State, or the Gene timeline in this Breaking Bad comparison.

 

[KingPenguin120]

Welp it was a ride!
Can you imagine what will be addressed in season 2?
Like, Will the 7 sonichu balls be collected?
Will Crystal ever get out of the mirror?
Will the dimensional merge ever happen?

Find out in the next Season Of CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER'S ADULT CHRONICLES!!!!!!

 

[Ammyterasu]

I like that Geno especially took time to put into perspective Bella's edgy comments about making Chris kill himself. Not to make her look less despicable, but it's something that people often quote when they say that she manipulated or orchestrated the whole thing (while in reality her comment was before Chris told her about the incest). Chris also got fed that narrative and even read it from a script in the Keffals interview:

"And what she did to essentially try and get me to become unalive and whatever still backfired on her but moreover was a good point on me because I managed to, I got to clear my head and stayed alive."

 

[AnOminous]

Chris correcting Bella about the pronunciation of ‘Oedipus’ is kino on several levels.

Of COURSE that would be the one name from ancient Greece he knows. Rhymes with "Spedipus Rex."

Don't get me wrong- If the info out there is true, then Bella is STILL a truly repulsive horrorcow... but for reasons 100% unrelated to Chris; The animal torture. The disgusting fixations with foot fungus, and cat shit, and fuck knows what else. Generally acting like a cunt at her uni. But in terms of the actual "Motherfucker" clownshow, she comes off looking LEAST bad, of the main players.

She was the only one that I know of concocting plans to get him to commit actual suicide. The fact that she was so incompetent and stupid this had no chance of actually working doesn't make her intention any less vile. But yeah, in terms of actual results of weening, Isabella didn't have as much impact as a dozen or more other people who managed to harm him more.

And considering her actions inadvertently led to Chris getting arrested and stopping his rape spree, she inadvertently did good, which is ironic considering her view of herself as some kind of evil sadistic genius.

 

[Whitney Houston On Crack]

Ralph's gunt picture never fails to crack me up. I laughed for like 30 seconds straight.

 

[AnOminous]

Take it from someone who used to shoot birds with an air rifle, boiling hamsters sounds made up.

There was video of it you retard including her laughing and saying "swim fucker swim." And that's not even getting into other delightful behavior like sneaking troon hormones into the food of one of her "friends."

 

[A Grey Cat]

The conclusion to this half of the documentary really makes me realize...damn it's been 3 years already?

And each one of them at least got a semi complimentary introduction from Geno, except Ralph. He just referred to him as "lolcow and convicted felon Ethan Ralph"

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My God he's so old and so fat. To this very day I can still hear him gasping for air like south parks rob rhiener while slurping oreo milkshake like it was oxygen.

We were all there, it was complete madness.
Cats and dogs living together.

It was called "the 9/11 of the internet" and fir a good reason. Both were horrible tragedies only a select few saw coming, the landscape of our lives was forever changed by them both, and it's hard to belive its already been 3 years since it (barb gate) happened.

 

[Rotollo 2]

This is the Ozymandias of Christory. Anything after it is Granite State, or the Gene timeline in this Breaking Bad comparison.

what is the spin off called
"Better mouth Ethan ralph"?

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

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Geno said it himself in his community post yesterday. The series is going on a hiatus, but he might make other Chris Chan related videos in the meantime.

How much longer does chris have health wise?

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

>the hashtag CHRIS-CHAN DID WHAT? Trended higher than the Olympics

 

[Rungle]

Of COURSE that would be the one name from ancient Greece he knows. Rhymes with "Spedipus Rex."

She was the only one that I know of concocting plans to get him to commit actual suicide. The fact that she was so incompetent and stupid this had no chance of actually working doesn't make her intention any less vile. But yeah, in terms of actual results of weening, Isabella didn't have as much impact as a dozen or more other people who managed to harm him more.

And considering her actions inadvertently led to Chris getting arrested and stopping his rape spree, she inadvertently did good, which is ironic considering her view of herself as some kind of evil sadistic genius.

The best part about the last episode is her face now being known by a ''Normie'' Crowd.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

I worried in the run up to this episode that Geno would downplay just how awful that depraved sociopath Bella is to focus just on CWC. I am glad to see he has reminded the entire world of that little arc and all its sordid details and there is nothing Daddy Glowbucks and Mommy BPD Pilot can do to stop people finding out about their fungus-encrusted lost Resident Evil 8 Lord faildaughter.
Because lets be real, if Bella maintained anonymity or escaped into the realm of forgetfullness she is the type of person who would end up a serial killer.