Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[IsaacShraeder]

 

[Slim Boglim]

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Since your not very well versed in the lore, here is something the people often forget or just outright act like it never happed for some reason. When his Fun Sized Felicia sex doll biffed it, buddy-troll Exhumed Visions texted Cobra asking him what really happened. He told Exhumed he cut the sex doll up in an incel rage and revealed his desire kill women and fuck their dead body. He's as fucked up as any other lolcow on the site.

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I don't hate the BOY or want him dead but god damn, it blows my mind that some of you people here are saying you actually like Cobra and would want to hang out with him. For Christ's sake, when he got kicked out of the bar by the owner that one time he said right out loud on stream that he fantasized about wanting to stab the guy.

All that being said, anyone that watches him and actively gets pleasure from his life being miserable 24/7 is an absolute fucking loser. Just enjoy the show that he broadcasts of his never ending fuck-ups and learn to laugh at it.

Cobes has the mind of a retarded 13 year old lmao he says whatever he thinks will make people think he’s some badass it’s the same shit as this
“He said he fantasized about stabbing the guy” he was pissed off and trying to act tough to save face after getting humiliated on stream and begging near tears “leave me alone I’m autistic”.
Everything Cobes does is a misguided attempt to appear cool or badass and ends up just looking like an idiot or a retard like any 13 year old. he’s not a bad person or malicious he’s just retarded, immature, and spectacularly dumb

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

Unpopular opinion around these parts toobs but it's pretty reasonable to be sour over this regard getting 100s of dollars undeservedly, same as any online content creator but he does even less than them and wastes the money on booze and doordash fast food.
It's dumb as hell to do anything about it though, reporting him to the internet stasi and such, if you're that mad about it then just watch someone else tmdwu.

it blows my mind that some of you people here are saying you actually like Cobra and would want to hang out with him. For Christ's sake, when he got kicked out of the bar by the owner that one time he said right out loud on stream that he fantasized about wanting to stab the guy.

I wouldn't hang with him because he's socially awkward and smells bad.
Hell yeah. Right? That's what's up. Right? Hell yeah. *shits himself*

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He's a burden on the state because he's a literal retard. I can't be angry about that.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

he's socially awkward and smells bad.
Hell yeah. Right? That's what's up. Right? Hell yeah. *shits himself*

Literally every person who meets him—Mr. Green, podcasting grifters, random fans/weens—they all say that he smells fresh or just neutral. Same with his apartment. Weird that people ignore this fact every time someone IRL says it, so they can continue calling him a stinky boglim from thousands of miles away.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

Literally every person who meets him—Mr. Green, podcasting grifters, random fans/weens—they all say that he smells fresh or just neutral. Same with his apartment. Weird that people ignore this fact every time someone IRL says it, so they can continue calling him a stinky boglim from thousands of miles away.

Mr Green said he smells like garlic and tabacco in Seizure's livestream, although the garlic was because Warlord brought a satchel of garlic. Fattest son said he smelt fine but I wouldn't trust him because he is fat.

 

[Orange Piccolo]

Literally every person who meets him—Mr. Green, podcasting grifters, random fans/weens—they all say that he smells fresh or just neutral. Same with his apartment. Weird that people ignore this fact every time someone IRL says it, so they can continue calling him a stinky boglim from thousands of miles away.

I can believe that his body odor isn’t that bad, but there’s no way his mouth full of rotten teeth doesn’t smell like a body farm on a summer’s afternoon.

 

[AnOminous]

There were some dramatic demonic outbursts in between, who even knows when one stream ends and the other starts, but the Queen was more mellow overall.

She looks literally dead until she moves. How old is this deranged cunt? Imagine robotripping above the age of 16.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I was inspired by an earlier post and generated some AI music about Cobes. The results have been quite entertaining.

 

[sharp lint]

Is this an old video or maybe I missed something from earlier? Haven't watched yet but he has the finger cast back on.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Is this an old video or maybe I missed something from earlier? Haven't watched yet but he has the finger cast back on.View attachment 5825697

Another cat encounter? Or was it a wandmaking accident?

 

[bonified retard]

Is this an old video or maybe I missed something from earlier? Haven't watched yet but he has the finger cast back on.View attachment 5825697

He said he cut it opening a beer

 

[Sicko Hunter]

How old is this deranged cunt?

She's 39. Not even officially middle aged.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

He said he cut it opening a beer

baby needed his bottle real bad

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

baby needed his bottle real bad

He finally figures out how to use a can opener but then this happens.

 

[Hennimore]

What is Jord's fascination with the talking cat thing and what the fuck even is that thing? You think he would learn that he seems to get a strike every time he posts one of those videos yet he does it time and time again.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Everything Cobes does is a misguided attempt to appear cool or badass and ends up just looking like an idiot or a retard like any 13 year old. he’s not a bad person or malicious he’s just retarded, immature, and spectacularly dumb

As much as I like Cobes it would be a lie to say he's not a bad person. Like he's not an actual evil malicious person who harms others like Cyraxx or Chris Chan but he's egotistical, incredibly dumb, arrogant, short tempered, self centered etc etc. To say he has a flawed personality would be an understatement.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

 

[AfghanBlue]

I was inspired by an earlier post and generated some AI music about Cobes. The results have been quite entertaining.
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God damn. This is like in the novel 1984 where the machines write songs for the proles to listen to to keep em happy.
Expect spliced with... I suppose, a random handful of thrift store books in varying genres. Warhammer, pick your own adventure.
Good one. I got the rubbery smell of an irl boglin in my minds nose. Artiste.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

God damn. This is like in the novel 1984 where the machines write songs for the proles to listen to to keep em happy.
Expect spliced with... I suppose, a random handful of thrift store books in varying genres. Warhammer, pick your own adventure.
Good one. I got the rubbery smell of an irl boglin in my minds nose. Artiste.

Welcome to the future. Where you can tell a computer to make a song about an obscure alcoholic from Wyoming and it'll shit out a diddy in a few seconds.