why is the user @Just A Butt angry at user @RACISM??????????

[SentinentCloud]

is it a tale of betrayal??? has the racism stole the valuiable kussy from the butt???????

 

[AgendaPoster]

Lili Drip and Racism would be a power couple, be honest

The overwhelming consensus is on your side.
As the creator of Moid Hatred, Lidl gets to be the sultana of the harem.
If Sultan Racism is pleased with her, of course.

 

[zyclonPD]

It is because @Just A Butt is upset that his copypasta jokes are gay and he wishes to be penetrated by a penis as long as a Nostalgia Critic script.

 

[Just A Butt]

excuse me Doug Walker is NOT gay

 

[Rotollo 2]

excuse me Doug Walker is NOT gay

Malcom got to him, I'm sorry, its terminal. just pray doug does not become a furry

 

[Just A Butt]

Malcom got to him

wait, Black Guy is a furry?!?!?!

 

[Rotollo 2]

wait, Black Guy is a furry?!?!?!

Channel Awesome has fallen

 

[Just A Butt]

Channel Awesome has fallen

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oh well it's still not as bad as JewWario

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Everyone but me gets kiwipussy

Ewwwww

Imagine fucking a woman who unironically logs into Kiwi Farms.

 

[Mankirk]

Imagine fucking a woman who unironically logs into Kiwi Farms.

But what if she logs into Kiwi Farms ironically?

 

[parsnip]

But what if she logs into Kiwi Farms ironically?

how do I know if I'm logging in ironically or unironically?

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

But what if she logs into Kiwi Farms ironically?

Then you need to check her astrological sign for compatibility with yours.

 

[RACISM]

i feel that despite how personal this feud appears, it is ideological in nature

Oh, perhaps. He has made a number of anti-racist posts which you can find if you trawl his history. We had been fine for years though, until I met up with Anne. Also I'd been funposting in dms in a manner not to his liking. So for the last four months he's done nothing but spit venom at me. Now, this was annoying but whatever. He's a broken record autistic (self admitted if you do a search for autistic on his posts) one trick pony.

Recently though, he decided to send the lovely Anne, who I have been courting, this message.



Oh no, he might start digging at me if I don't get bullied off the website by him. Big tough guy. I called him out about this on his profile saying you gonna dox me then bro? He replied It's ok when you do it! referencing Felix. Now, Felix was an annoying cunt but there is a difference in what went down. I straight said to him directly - stop being an annoying cunt or I will dox you. I didn't send a snarky message to a mutual friend to pass on threatening him like a little bitch.
I've never threatened to dox JAB.
So I figured - I'm not going anywhere. If that means he is digging into me, I guess I have to start digging into him. Now, I found a couple of interesting things in his post history. First, this story about him getting blasted on drink and drugs, getting behind the wheel, smashing up his car, and attempting (and failing) to run from the cops. Let's be honest, that's some lolcow shit kek. Ethan Ralph tier.

So I went off the deep end with tons of drugs and booze.

Left a party one night, drunk as fuck, because I was bored. Cops pulled me over, and in my drunken haze, I thought it would be a good idea to just drive away.

I got about a block and a half up the road before I blacked out and totaled my car. Fortunately I didn’t hit anyone else, and I was also super lucky I didn’t injure myself. But I ended up serving a little time and paying a swanky lawyer about $3k to make it go away (as much as possible). The only charge that stuck was evading arrest, because while being as belligerent as possible, I refused to do the breathalyzer. To this day, I don’t know how they didn’t make the DUI stick. But as expensive as the lawdog was, I rarely question it.

Lol, what a bozo.
The other interesting thing was I found a couple of clips of him narrating things. These next two posts, if you click through to them, have attachments of audio files where he is talking. His voice sounds like a particularly smug Randall from Clerks, with his head up his own ass. Loves the sound of his own voice.

I couldn't help myself.

Here is an audio version of Part One. Forgive the poor quality, I had just woke up and the subject matter is retarded.

E: I may need to do another edit anyway, since it appears some of the cuts didn't cut right.
But also I don't care so meh, I probably won't.

does copypasta count? made this for a friend and figured I'd share it with all of my friends.

That second one there is a clearer audio file than the other. There was another one somewhere too (forgot where) but this was the one I decided to use as training data for an AI clone of his voice. Just to compare for later, here's the training clip. Kinda funny anyway with him saying "I'm a teenage girl" in it. He's been bleating in dms since that the clone sounds nothing like him. I'll let you be the judge.

So I decided the first thing to do was use the AI clone to do a reading of his hilarious drug and drink driving, car crashing, cop running escapade. Here it is.

And other fun posts, like when he talks about going on adderall (which he calls "legal meth", again can be found in his post history) binges.

You know, when I go on a bender and eat, say 60mg or so in one sitting, I usually end up doing something productive.

At this part he started coping hard saying he didn't think I had the right voice clips.

lol post the clip of my voice, cause I think you got the wrong dude

so what you’re saying is you don’t have shit.

So I linked him one

ok that's one,

That's right bozo, thanks for admitting it's you. Take that L. So now I've just been having fun with it and when he posts shit I run it through the AI and add to it.

make another AI vocaroo, i'm sure that will show everyone how not bothered you are

I took four months of this autistic spastic reeing at me, posting screenshots I've no doubt you've all seen probably in this very thread (didn't read it all lol) but it was messaging an intermediate who has done nothing wrong and giving her a threat to pass along to me that made me think ok, lets see what stupid shit he has admitted to. Because everyone who has been here years slips up at some point.

All I ever wanted was to be left alone. I guess that isn't happening though so this will continue. I said a number of times I just wanted to drop it. You even agreed to a "truce" at one point for Anne's sake. That lasted about 24 hours before he tagged us both in a public thread to shit talk us again.

Oh also he's mad about being bald lol. Nothing wrong with being bald, but it is funny he's mad about it. And that lazy eye of his. When you see your patients JAB (he is a doctor) do you have one eye on them and one eye on the prescription cabinet? You know, for your next binge?

To end this funpost, here's JAB explaining how he beat (most of) the charges

this is way funnier to me

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

i feel that despite how personal this feud appears, it is ideological in nature

I hope this is not the case - adding politics and ideology to anything makes it by default more gay and retarded and less entertaining.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

I called him out about this on his profile saying you gonna dox me then bro?

Hopefully you’ve been maintaining good opsec because I’m pretty sure most of your opinions are literally illegal in the Orwellian hellhole that is your homeland.

Fascinating slapfight regardless.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Recently though, he decided to send the lovely Anne, who I have been courting, this message.

2 questions

1. is it because JAB wants to bang anne?

2. did you guys have sex yet

 

[TV's Adam West]

TWO RETARDS FIGHt, ONE RETARD LEAVES
THUNDERDOME

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

He wants @RACISM to himself

@Anne Hyroe would have a few things to say about that.

2 questions

1. is it because JAB wants to bang anne?

2. did you guys have sex yet

I don't know about 1, but I believe both of them that 2 is true.

 

[RACISM]

2 questions

1. is it because JAB wants to bang anne?

2. did you guys have sex yet

1 - who knows, but he sure does seem to be mad about it months later.
2 - yeah.

 

[Rotollo 2]

You even agreed to a "truce" at one point for Anne's sake.

lol why do you retards need a truce? Just use the ignore button you gaylords

 

[RACISM]

lol why do you retards need a truce? Just use the ignore button you gaylords

I did. He would post lies about me I would see people responding to when they quoted him, I would think wtf and click the "grind your gears" thing and at least 50% of the time it was straight up lies. So I had to unignore him to see what shit he was spreading.
More than that though, he messaged the girl I'm seeing to pass along a message to me threatening me.

Like I said above, i never wanted some stupid forum war, I just wanted to be left alone. Instead now we have a cloned AI of his voice talking about how much he loves gay sex and sucking off cops.