Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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genericwhitemale said:
Eric did not "threaten" EVS - that word implies he was planning on doing something to intimidate in EVS. In reality, Eric DM'd EVS and said he was angry and disappointed he was placating people who are actively fucking with his business, ans EVS decided to publish these DMs.
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He's such a lying sack of diddlershit. He didn't even mention the only thing Eric July did was respond to shit these assholes were doing. He did absolutely nothing to seek these morons out. They just endlessly poked at him and trolled him and while it was a mistake to respond at all (other than maybe a DMCA for wholesale copyright infringement openly done with the purpose of ruining his business), he stopped doing that because he realized what was up. You know, something lolcows like Juju and the Vitophile would never figure out.
Pill Cosby said:
Riley’s real parents are Ewoks from the moon of Endor.
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Ladies and gentleman, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about that. That does not make sense.
 
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genericwhitemale said:
@Null clip of Dick invoking Mutt's law to say you hate Drexel because you're jealous of BBC

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Wow he got you there Jersh you’re just jealous of that British Broadcasting Corporation (on that note did they ever make Top Gear good again post Clarkson?)

If only, if only I knew why people here hated Drexel so much. Oh wait it’s Kiwifarms! https://kiwifarms.st/threads/drexel-johnson-yarbrough-drex-mayor-of-migtown-bigblkfriend.173099/

Eww what type of pervert would wind up fucking a ex-girlfriend’s daughter when she became of age? Mr. Moon can be a real social conservative with his hatred of Velveeta Cheese but I’m with him here Drexel is either a Groomer or a guy who would make a “Letters to Penthouse” story of being a groomer. Either way the dude is creepy.

Who does Dax think he’s fooling? It’d be one thing if only Kiwifarms hated Nick, but he’s tanked his audience in every metric.
 
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He said something one time like, "im the reason people dont believe reality tv shows" this dude will just once every so often just say something retarded.
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Credit to @Mr. Duck for the lovely "Biggest Pedophiles in the Universe" decal

Dick Masterson claims he was a forefather of the original Gamergate. My criticisms? What a load of scallops!
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For a professional misogynist, Maddax writes like a woman.
 
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The Yellow Dart said:
Dick Masterson claims he was a forefather of the original Gamergate. My criticisms? What a load of scallops!
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Imagine bragging about being even tangentially related to gaygate.

genericwhitemale said:
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For a professional misogynist, Maddax writes like a woman.
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Right, his first silly trailer film didn't go well. and people criticised him for it. Okay?
So that means he's funny, apparently.
How about someone that has been larping as a comedian for decades, yet his only "comedy" revolves around women being obese? At least Amy Schumer can tell jokes that's not related to her vagina, as bad as most of them are.
 
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For a professional misogynist, Maddax writes like a woman.
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Almost all of them are just "this is bad" or pretending to be Rippaverse fans who are being forced away by this trailer.

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"I'm in film school!" Bro, how long are you gonna be in film school? Your description for this 2020 Youtube video says you were in film school 4 years ago.

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Where's the funny, Dax? All I see is a hamfisted dogpile.
 
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AnOminous said:
He likes to get fucked in the ass pretending to be a cow, a female animal. He's basically a troon.
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There's also that time he was yelling about porn and said something about how he imagined himself as the woman.

I don't remember the exact quote but it was something like, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T IMAGINE YOURSELF AS A HOT CHICK GETTING FUCKED? THAT'S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT! ACK ACK ACK!"
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
There's also that time he was yelling about porn and said something about how he imagined himself as the woman.

I don't remember the exact quote but it was something like, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T IMAGINE YOURSELF AS A HOT CHICK GETTING FUCKED? THAT'S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT! ACK ACK ACK!"
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It was in the final call in with Null. When the topic of Digibro being a pedophile and Dick defending him got brought up, he parroted Digibro's defence that he put himself in the mind of the little girl (afterwards, people discovered clips of him saying he wants a loli gf/harem) and said when Josh said he didn't believe it because people don't fantasise about being a little girl getting raped, to which Dick said "yes."
He then proceeded to say that "more often than not, people put themselves in the mind of the submissive in porn", citing "studies" that back him up. It's not even like he was trying to twist things and say "men focus on the woman in porn, therefore they're focusing on the submissive figure and in a literal sense putting themselves in the submissive position", it was very specifically "people put themselves in the mind of the submissive" in porn and that is why it's okay to associate with Digibro when he says "I am a huge fan of illustrations of little girls being fucked."

BIG_BRAD said:
what's funniest to me about that twitter post is that it's obviously aimed at jim, but he's too afraid of actually saying anything bad about jim so he names warski as if anyone has ever given a fuck what andy warski thinks about anything
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Noticed that, too. Same with Vito; first thing he did after Metokur went on the KC and made fun of Vito being way behind on schedule on his own comic was to just say "lol Andy got knocked out in 30 seconds."
 
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