Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Crab Latte said:
WEE WOO WEE WOO She's possibly being kicked out

WARNING: bobs and vagene

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Joshie sure is going to have a fun birthday.


"Come on Josh tell me how much you hate me":
 
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Crab Latte said:
WEE WOO WEE WOO She's possibly being kicked out

WARNING: bobs and vagene

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if true then its going to be an eventful time in the near future. i do find it hard to believe that her parents would wait this long to kick her out. but i guess they went up into the attic and discovered the piss box and that was the final straw.
Maldron the Assassin said:
Counter argument: how can Josh be too dumb to work but simultaneously competent enough to live in his own? I know a real life potato that needs to live in a group home but still gets his ass to work at a grocery store. Face it, Josh is finessing the system.
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he is not competent though. the only reason he has the things he has right now are because of clint. if not for him josh would be out on the street.

i do not think he needs to have a job either because what exactly would that solve? he is not gonna learn any new skills he is not going to do anything but be a burden to any job that hires him. why should the people who are just trying to do their jobs be forced to put up with josh making mistakes constantly that they will end up having to fix later on down the line?

josh as he is now is ideal because not only is he giving people money via all the constant doordash orders. but he is also giving fast food workers money by being one of their main customers. i would be way more willing to be upset about him not doing anything if he was actually making bank.

but any money he makes he spends instantly its not like he is some rich youtube streamer living in some big mansion or even a nice sized house. if someone wants to be mad at anyone i would be mad at the people giving him money since they are the ones enabling him.
 
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Maldron the Assassin said:
Counter argument: how can Josh be too dumb to work but simultaneously competent enough to live in his own? I know a real life potato that needs to live in a group home but still gets his ass to work at a grocery store. Face it, Josh is finessing the system.
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He’s not competent to live in his own I just don’t give a shit because I like the content. Why the fuck would I want him to go in a group home and lose out on my milk? I’m here for a good time and to laugh at his antics, I like to watch the show.
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I believe in that setting he very well could have a job.
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He doesn’t need a job he gets paid $50 a pop to spend less than a minute “casting a spell” for idiots
 
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Crab Latte said:
WEE WOO WEE WOO She's possibly being kicked out

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Holy shit, this is from a live that is still going. She's been powdering her nose. The depravity is off the charts. She's telling people to jump off a bridge and die, and "your parents should record you doing it so they have a good memory".

Compared to the headspace before the first trip to Casper, she's mad as a cut snake this time. Poor Joshie. He doesn't deserve this woman. My prediction is that this visit is going to be levels above the last.

Now she's threatening suicide on stream, saying Josh doesn't wants her, blames the trolls, hitting stuff. I've never seen her like this.
 
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If Josh got a job (He's way too far gone mentally from duster and wet brain for this to ever happen btw) it would only inconvenience the business that hired him. He would not somehow develop a work ethic and learn new skills he's not capable of that at this point. He almost certainly would also be working part time because he would be a burdern to the place that hired him so he would probably still be on some kind of handouts.
 
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“Naked and Laughing?” More like “Nightmares and Lunacy” amirite, fellas?

I feel bad for her tbh it’s got to be miserable existing in that emotional state and being unable or unwilling to calm down. She’s either full on manic or having the mother of all panic attacks. But it seems like her parents are no help because they just scream at her which further escalates her heightened emotions. Who knows, maybe they’re sick of dealing with her and her antics. I’m no expert but when somebody is in that state yelling back and turning it into screaming match isn’t a help to anybody.

It’s been proven that when somebody is freaking out like that talking to them in a lower volume calms them down because humans are hard wired to match others. It really works too next time you’re in an argument and somebody is screaming at you resist the urge to yell back and instead talk normally at a normal volume and they’ll match your tone and volume, stop yelling, and calm down. Warning: probably only works with mostly reasonable and sane people. Do not approach the homeless guy holding the knife screaming bloody murder about the bugs in his skin hoping he’ll become lucid if you talk to him at a regular volume in a calm tone of voice
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
Spray painted, green and black.

She leaves tomorrow for Casper (if she doesn't end up being sectioned, and makes it through the airport security). It's going to be one hell of a week.
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The timing is always impeccable in the Cobraverse. I'm sure Joshie is already cringing at the thought of spending more days with the swamp hag and having pre-post-nut clarity.
 
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Agares said:
The timing is always impeccable in the Cobraverse. I'm sure Joshie is already cringing at the thought of spending more days with the swamp hag and having pre-post-nut clarity.
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He's been in her chat, and dips once he is recognized by his fans. Gotta be exhausting for the boy, he was drinking some leprechaun crack earlier and begging her not to KYS herself.
 
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