Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Joshie sure is going to have a fun birthday.
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"Come on Josh tell me how much you hate me":

From braying like a donkey to shrieking death metal lyrics....
Meth and BPD rage combined is the stuff of nightmares.

 

[Drama Fan]

Jessica could get a job working at Rockstar Games to record voice lines for NPCs in GTA 6.

Do they have a fent zombie role for GTA 6?

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

The timing is always impeccable in the Cobraverse. I'm sure Joshie is already cringing at the thought of spending more days with the swamp hag and having pre-post-nut clarity.

Her live chat enablers are encouraging her to move permanently to Casper. Josh must be shitting himself.

But being serious for a moment, this is what untreated mental illness and rampant substance abuse looks like. It's really tragic. Jess is stuck in a number of negative feedback loops, streaming for hours and yelling at trolls in chat being one of them. These degenerate streamers and their audiences is some real life Black Mirror dystopian shit.

I'm not religious, but I have this overwhelming urge to visit a church and repent.

 

[ADHD]

Well isn't he just a sweetie.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He's been in her chat, and dips once he is recognized by his fans. Gotta be exhausting for the boy, he was drinking some leprechaun crack earlier and begging her not to KYS herself.

Well isn't he just a sweetie.
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He just wanted to enjoy a dank drink combo today...
I can only imagine what's going through his bog brain right now.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Did anyone else see him say "You can't live hear (sic) with me but you can drink mead and have a good time?" The comment is gone but I swear to god he must have deleted it.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Did anyone else see him say "You can't live hear (sic) with me but you can drink mead and have a good time?" The comment is gone but I swear to god he must have deleted it.

Subreddit already catalogued it. I'm sure she'll take this rejection well like people with BPD who abuse meth generally do.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

In that case she might be looking forward to a camping in the walmart parking lot stream while her king sends the occasional un-food hacked lil squeezers.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Counter argument: how can Josh be too dumb to work but simultaneously competent enough to live in his own? I know a real life potato that needs to live in a group home but still gets his ass to work at a grocery store. Face it, Josh is finessing the system.

Autists are socially retarded and can't work with anyone. Would you like to work all day babysitting him? Maybe autists can work remotely, but in Josh's case, he's also very stupid and can't type English.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Her live chat enablers are encouraging her to move permanently to Casper. Josh must be shitting himself.

But being serious for a moment, this is what untreated mental illness and rampant substance abuse looks like. It's really tragic. Jess is stuck in a number of negative feedback loops, streaming for hours and yelling at trolls in chat being one of them. These degenerate streamers and their audiences is some real life Black Mirror dystopian shit.

I'm not religious, but I have this overwhelming urge to visit a church and repent.

There’s nothing sinful going on. This is gods work. God wants you to scream bloody murder in a tub as onlookers watch in horror, disgust, and amusement. Praise Jesus for suffering. This filth is divinity.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Praise Jesus for suffering.

Fuck your skygod

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

There’s nothing sinful going on. This is gods work. God wants you to scream bloody murder in a tub as onlookers watch in horror, disgust, and amusement. Praise Jesus for suffering. This filth is divinity.

This is clearly the work of demonic possession that dark powers have foolishly summoned to the mortal realm through their hubris.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Owning the troles was still worth it tho right toobz?

I personally don't think josh has actually seen her face yet, his vision probably goes crooked after it passes the neck line as a self-protection measure by his brain to not kill the delusion he's still owning the weens.

Subreddit already catalogued it. I'm sure she'll take this rejection well like people with BPD who abuse meth generally do.

Amazed she forgot the "Pregnant and it's yours, baby" angle, the poor reddit will surely be distraught at the thought of not being able to subsidise a retarded half-man half-swamp beast child...

 

[Your Landlord]

Did anyone else see him say "You can't live hear (sic) with me but you can drink mead and have a good time?" The comment is gone but I swear to god he must have deleted it.

I saw it. The funny thing is we all know he purposefully made it undrinkable for her so he doesn't have to be scrutinized.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

EeeEeeeeEeeEE is she having a stroke?

 

[Slim Boglim]

This is clearly the work of demonic possession that dark powers have foolishly summoned to the mortal realm through their hubris.

She tried to summon a demon but instead summoned and was possessed by a very confused angel who was immediately corrupted by her debauchery

 

[Your Landlord]

Did anybody else notice that when she was arguing with her dad they had the same tone and cadence? He's the one who made her this way.

 

[Slim Boglim]

What did he mean by this?

 

[Your Landlord]

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What did he mean by this?

I read it as "your dad needs to get laid doodt".

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I read it as "your dad needs to get laid doodt".

Her dad who has a more than of-age, alive, cisgender, nonrelated and consenting wife.