Why are Christians so fucking retarded?

[The Wickerman]

Their dead, non-existent kike God has been proven several times at this point to be fallible. Why trust a desert God with its adherents rapidly turning away? Most so-called "Christians" are actually mere nominals and are incapable of holding any true faith. (It's real, look it up.)
Which further begs the question, why are the few true Christians left still following a fallen God?

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

bihurtu astronauta

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I’m scared about how much Info you know about European history. And especially Germany because you dislike the country.

Eh well, my autism only extends to a few countries. As for Germany, I think if you just simply glass Berlin, a large part of the problem would be solved. I have sort of a love-hate relationship with it. But unlike the song @AgendaPoster posted to my wall, I am actually assmad they just won't get fucking over WWII and move on. I'm over it and my grandfather killed Nazis in France. It is so exhausting to live with and I am an Americunt.

 

[Meat Target]

He reads archives of Pagan literature and as such has become one with our ancestors, inheriting accessory knowledge in the ancestral bloodline.

If Germanic peoples were truly genius Ubermensch, then other cultures wouldn't have rawdogged them for the last thousand years.

If Jesus is just a hippie Jew, then why did he mog Odin and Thor in the hearts of Nordic peoples?

The most they ever gained was beating up on monks and nuns who couldn't fight back, and getting all the hot English women to go with them because they took baths and didn't smell like complete shit.

And it's worth pointing out that the Nordic states' secularism coincides with their now completely-absent sense of danger, which is why Oogaboogas have basically conquered them.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

why did you hate sunday school

I don’t hate Sunday school. I view it as a necessary evil for people to maintain their sanity. I view certain knowledge in a lovecraftian perspective. I think the knowledge that there is no god to save us from ourselves, nothing waiting for us after we die, and the fact that we’re essentially a cosmic accident that can be unceremoniously wiped from existence at any time by an errant gamma ray pulse are all truths that are so dangerous to the human psyche that they literally drive men mad.

 

[The Wickerman]

If Germanic peoples were truly genius Ubermensch, then other cultures wouldn't have rawdogged them for the last thousand years.

The most they ever gained was beating up on monks and nuns, and getting all the hot English women to go with them because they showered more often and didn't smell like complete shit.

And it's worth pointing out that the Nordic states' secularism coincides with their now completely-absent sense of danger, which is why Oogaboogas have basically conquered them.

This is because they have abandoned their Pagan roots. There exists a direct correlation between Paganism being the de-facto faith in Deutschland and the lands of ice and their dominance on the international scene. The vikings? Pagan! The Nazis? Pagan!

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

You've been a non-contributory user, how do you possess such information? Have you been dealing in the black arts of off-site communication?

Because I endlessly and passionately womanpost, you dogfucker. You'd have to be braindead not to see it you pedo piece of shit.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

He was greater than Jesus, because at least Hitler was real. Jesus never existed and there is no proof.

he shows up in Roman records and is cited as being a documented figure by many contemporary Roman historians. One such figure is Tacitus. In Annals, he writes:
"called Christians by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of one of our procurators, Pontius Pilatus."
Tacitus' work is widely considered to be legitimate by modern scholars.

He may or may not have been divine, but history says that Jesus was indeed a real person and there's proof to back that up.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

The only thing more smug than a vegan telling you about why they're a vegan is an atheist telling you about how stupid you are for being religious.

Softballin the easy ones, huh OP? I bet that's a hard topic to get a bunch of angsty fat teenagers to agree with you on a message board.

You make me SICK.

 

[Meat Target]

This is because they have abandoned their Pagan roots. There exists a direct correlation between Paganism being the de-facto faith in Deutschland and the lands of ice and their dominance on the international scene. The vikings? Pagan! The Nazis? Pagan!

Then why did the Nazis lose the war? I thought might made right?

Let me guess: it's the Jews' fault that Hitler tried to start a dick-measuring contest with Stalin and lost.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

"Why do we call the whole world's attention to the fact that we have no past? It's bad enough that the Romans were erecting great buildings when our forefathers were still living in mud huts; now Himmler is starting to dig up these villages of mud huts and enthusing over every potsherd and stone axe he finds ..... We really should do our best to keep quiet about this past. Instead Himmler makes a great fuss about it all. The present-day Romans must be having a laugh at these revelations"

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

This is because they have abandoned their Pagan roots. There exists a direct correlation between Paganism being the de-facto faith in Deutschland and the lands of ice and their dominance on the international scene. The vikings? Pagan! The Nazis? Pagan!

The Vikings were assimilated and the Nazis lost.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You're seething

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

This is because they have abandoned their Pagan roots. There exists a direct correlation between Paganism being the de-facto faith in Deutschland and the lands of ice and their dominance on the international scene. The vikings? Pagan! The Nazis? Pagan!

Why the say Vikings specifically rather than mentioning a group like the Norse or something

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

pirates are cooler than vikings

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

I remember being a Catholic fondly when I was a boy, until they asked my family not to come back.

When I was an altar boy I would constantly bend over the table in a sexy position and say "like this on the table, daddy?"

And my priest would be like "for the last time Jack, it's an ALTAR not a TABLE and you're supposed to call me FATHER not DADDY"

Can't believe he didn't want to taste my forbidden fruit. My priest was a fag.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

RETVRN TO TRADITION

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

pirates are cooler than vikings

 

[eatler]

pirates are cooler than vikings

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

pirates are cooler than vikings

See this creates a conundrum for me because I'm Irish. So it's like I have Viking blood in me so that should make it cooler, but nothing's cooler than being a pirate and murdering dudes over simple shit like wine and booty.

And I mean I wouldn't have been politically correct either, I would've been a REALLY rapey pirate. They would've called me "Rape Roberts" or some shit. I don't know I don't have a random pirate name generator on my phone. Rape Roberts is fine. Captain Rape Roberts.

However neither of them were circumcised like me, and if I have to live a life hundreds of years ago with dick cheese I think I'm going to go for Viking cuz then I could just dip my dick out the side of the long boat and clean the smegma as needed.

Yeah I think the Viking thing wins out on this one. Plus I've always wanted to cave a dudes skull in and then immediately blow a load into the hairy twat of some buff blond chick with braids.

Definitely Viking.

 

[Pilgrim of Grace]

pirates are cooler than vikings