Why are Christians so fucking retarded?

[The Wickerman]

Their dead, non-existent kike God has been proven several times at this point to be fallible. Why trust a desert God with its adherents rapidly turning away? Most so-called "Christians" are actually mere nominals and are incapable of holding any true faith. (It's real, look it up.)
Which further begs the question, why are the few true Christians left still following a fallen God?

 

[eatler]

I wouldn't have been politically correct either, I would've been a REALLY rapey pirate. They would've called me "Rape Roberts" or some shit.

You forget, this is Q&A we’re ok with rapist here.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

See this creates a conundrum for me because I'm Irish. So it's like I have Viking blood in me so that should make it cooler, but nothing's cooler than being a pirate and murdering dudes over simple shit like wine and booty.

And I mean I wouldn't have been politically correct either, I would've been a REALLY rapey pirate. They would've called me "Rape Roberts" or some shit. I don't know I don't have a random pirate name generator on my phone. Rape Roberts is fine. Captain Rape Roberts.

However neither of them were circumcised like me, and if I have to live a life hundreds of years ago with dick cheese I think I'm going to go for Viking cuz then I could just dip my dick out the side of the long boat and clean the smegma as needed.

Yeah I think the Viking thing wins out on this one. Plus I've always wanted to cave a dudes skull in and then immediately blow a load into the hairy twat of some buff blond chick with braids.

Definitely Viking.

You joined yesterday and these are some very quality shitposts. @Bargain Bin Laden is that you?

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

hey has that stuffed animal you couldn't shut the fuck up about arrived in the mail yet?

im asking with two questions added to that question:

1. didn't you say youd do people a favor and kill yourself once it arrived

2. where are you sewing the fleshlights and dildos in

 

[draggs]

It's not just Jews, literally every fucking group of people hate Christians. Muslims, Bhuddists, Pagans, Nazis, Feminists, Anti-Fascists, Liberals, Social Democrats, EVERYBODY
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Claiming that I'm a Jew is just a CIA glowie campaign to hurt the Neo-Pagan movement. Cope Seethe Dilate Fed.

lol go worship some more trees before based Saint cuts them down and uses them for a bonfire

Yeah everyone tends to hate you when you're numba wan

 

[Whiskey]

Odds are they are not Christians... a lot of the west proclaims a faith while not only disregarding the teachings of their faith but being wholly ignorant of them. They have reduced religion into a " feel good" philosophy that really doesn't exist.

I find people openly claiming to be Christian to be suspicious usually using it as a cloak to push their true motives.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

lol go worship some more trees before based Saint cuts them down and uses them for a bonfire

Yeah everyone tends to hate you when you're numba wan

He needs to be worried about more than that as a pedo-zoosadist who larps as a Wotanist Nazi.

 

[draggs]

Anyway Christianity is taking over Africa and Asia so we'll continue dabbing on heathens blasphemers and heretics while Mussulmans and commies cry in the corner

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

You joined yesterday and these are some very quality shitposts. @Bargain Bin Laden is that you?

Nope, just someone who got tired of a similar but much stupider forum looking for a new home. And I definitely think I found it here

You forget, this is Q&A we’re ok with rapist here.

Well in that case we set sail tomorrow, mateys! Rape 'er with a hard AAAAAR!!!

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

 

[draggs]

Homosexuality wasn't illegal to Vikings because they said homosex was something they simply didn't do and weren't interested in one way or another, it was something other people did and Vikings no curr

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Hitler was the greatest mortal man to have ever walked upon Midgard. He was greater than Jesus, because at least Hitler was real. Jesus never existed and there is no proof. Hitler turned a shithole that was Germany into an economic powerhouse in only a handful of years, a feat no other leaders have been capable of doing, how's that for miracles? His power as the highest being to have ever lived has been intentionally tampered with by the Jews, who fear the spiritual power of Wotanism and National Socialism, for these are conceptional perfect ideologies that intentionally exclude the kike vermin from the system.

Hitler turned Germany into a smoking ruin ruled by Communists.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

Homosexuality wasn't illegal to Vikings because they said homosex was something they simply didn't do and weren't interested in one way or another, it was something other people did and Vikings no curr

I mean these were men with braided hair, who wore makeup and had fabulous beards but never BFed each other on those long boat rides. Talk about DISCIPLINE.

They must have raped the SHIT out of the first village they hit. No wonder us micks have so much Viking DNA in us. Those fuckers took no nut November and turned it into a SCIENCE.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

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i'm sure OP doesn't like fucking animals or anything

 

[RollerGator]

pirates are cooler than vikings

And they worshipped money, the real god!

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Sunday School is an oppressive environment

How dare sunday school oppress your right to masturbate to dead animals!

 

[Devout Muslim]

Literally just watched it today, it's a great fucking movie with awesome Celtic folk music. You take that back, motherfucker.

They get BTFO by a single policeman who is incorruptible.

It’s retarded. Are we supposed to be scared of becoming martyred and going straight to heaven, where the saints rejoice forever in a boundless sea of love? I’m trembling in my boots.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

When you disconnect with god, you are left with no meaning in life. God brought us standards. Nihilism brought us hell and chaos.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Eh well, my autism only extends to a few countries. As for Germany, I think if you just simply glass Berlin, a large part of the problem would be solved. I have sort of a love-hate relationship with it. But unlike the song @AgendaPoster posted to my wall, I am actually assmad they just won't get fucking over WWII and move on. I'm over it and my grandfather killed Nazis in France. It is so exhausting to live with and I am an Americunt.

You cannot just "get over" WW2 cause most of the West, AND the former Soviet space have constructed their national myths around winning it. Then there's the Politics of Memory/Remembrance and the thousand Jewish NGOs which will make 110% sure that you will not get to forget about it or put it in the past, NGOs that are omnipresent from the US to East EU.
"Fighting fascism" is basically the credo of the retard West, Russia etc. - we all know everyone bad is a fascist.
Also, parts of my family that participated in the war killed:
- Jews
- Ukrainians
- Russians
- Nazis
- Czechs
- Hungarians
BEAT THAT!
I'm looking forward to see you convince the Jews to let go of their Holocaust propaganda lmao.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

You cannot just "get over" WW2 cause most of the West, AND the former Soviet space have constructed their national myths around winning it. Then there's the Politics of Memory/Remembrance and the thousand Jewish NGOs which will make 110% sure that you will not get to forget about it or put it in the past, NGOs that are omnipresent from the US to East EU.
"Fighting fascism" is basically the credo of the retard West, Russia etc. - we all know everyone bad is a fascist.
Also, parts of my family that participated in the war killed:
- Jews
- Ukrainians
- Russians
- Nazis
- Czechs
- Hungarians
BEAT THAT!
I'm looking forward to see you convince the Jews to let go of their Holocaust propaganda lmao.

I mean, Romania badly played the opportunism game, so of course you have to be nihilists about World War Two. You guys and Russia are like the only ones that switched sides

@ op

“wahhh god didn’t give me everything I want so my new religion is based on more complicated ways to beg for shit from deities”

Your neopagan shit is a welfare religion