Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Rupin]

I think she stopped dealing with Chris after she went through the aftermath of the Reliegh Anime convention. Man, that must have been a scary experience for her.

 

[RedGermaine]

If this "Lady" isn't a troll then God help us, for the good of the human race never reproduce!

There's women that are irrationally drawn to autistic men because of their passion and straight forwardness. And if you're not a sociopathic sociopath, your obvious emotional depth. It's the only reason I've ever gotten laid

 

[BubbaRobot887]

There's women that are irrationally drawn to autistic men because of their passion and straight forwardness. And if you're not a sociopathic sociopath, your obvious emotional depth. It's the only reason I've ever gotten laid

I am sorry but being attracted to a guy who has never had a job, craps himself, and fucks his mother just seems to cross so many line.
This only makes sense to me as a form of insanity.

 

[White Girl]

I find his quirkiness cute, he is tall, does not smell as bad as people say (I have actually met him) and I like that he is passion about things no matter what people do to him. He goes all in.
Growing up in a social environment that has people not doing anything out of fear of being judged, he is the extreme. It is so refreshing to see and I am sure it is cathartic for people who live in fear to do anything by themselves to see him doing what he loves. We can talk about whether the things he does are good or bad, but he is different and that is what all matters to some girls. Why do you think that many go to the women beaters, the criminals, the drug addicts? They do not fight the system, they destroy it. And we love it.

I'd imagine living with pre-barbussy Chis would suck. He'd play video games all day, won't eat nothing but mcdonalds, his crooked penis would hurt you during sex, he doesn't work and can't cut off the umbilical cord. You'd have to live with him and sleep in the hoard while the bedbugs bite you at night. You would have to protect him all the time from trolls and I'd imagine that would be exhausting.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

You'd have to live with him and sleep in the hoard while the bedbugs bite you at night. You would have to protect him all the time from trolls and I'd imagine that would be exhausting.

Sounds like what Bob had to deal with in his last days on this Earth.

 

[Marsey Cat]

it could just be that flutter is a student somewhere and she can only be around for so long before classes start up for her again. so her time with chris could have just been a vacation of sorts. if this is the case then she should pop up again sooner or later. it is also possible chris ended up chasing her off.

There's probably only so much babbling about sonichu dimensional merge timelines one can take

 

[RedGermaine]

I am sorry but being attracted to a guy who has never had a job, craps himself, and fucks his mother just seems to cross so many line.
This only makes sense to me as a form of insanity.

Some people are into feet and cake farting, there's bound to be someone attracted to any awful quality. There are no lines in love and degeneracy

 

[BeatboxBill]

I find his quirkiness cute, he is tall, does not smell as bad as people say (I have actually met him) and I like that he is passion about things no matter what people do to him. He goes all in.
Growing up in a social environment that has people not doing anything out of fear of being judged, he is the extreme. It is so refreshing to see and I am sure it is cathartic for people who live in fear to do anything by themselves to see him doing what he loves. We can talk about whether the things he does are good or bad, but he is different and that is what all matters to some girls. Why do you think that many go to the women beaters, the criminals, the drug addicts? They do not fight the system, they destroy it. And we love it.

I don't know if this is Sockass, Fiona or Hirschberg, but you be have to be a tard yourself or suffered a severe brain injury to be in love with Chris.

Chris will never love you back, he already porked Barb and he is now porking the Cabbage Patch girl and everyone (including his enablers and genuine friends) will tell you that Chris ALWAYS treats everyone who cares about him like dog shit.

All you are to Chris is a walking sex toy and ATM.

Why do you think half of his enablers and troll girlfriends gave up on him?

 

[King Kiwi]

I don't believe Flutter was ever a girlfriend or heartsoul from the ass up or whatever Chris thought his little cabbage patch lady was.

If our little mystery woman wasn't a troll, she sure as hell wasn't a friend of Chris's. She looks like someone who was interested in Chris, like we all are, and took it upon herself to be some kind of mentor/guardian for him.

She was the stealthiest thing I've ever seen and played her part well. But it's just as well that she threw in the towel and left before she became Chris's next victim.

As Chris has not mentioned her for a while, I'm assuming that the breakup occurred shortly after the doomed con.

I'm betting it wasn't mutual, considering the extra effort he's going to hate on G5.

Because of course it's never mutual.

 

[Naenia Ness]

We'll either never see her again and she'll rise to the ranks of the magical man, or she'll magically reappear in like a month or so.

Probably the first one though considering how Chris is behaving tbh.

 

[The Dude]

I deeply question the mental and emotional condition of any human being who expresses sincere interest in sexual congress with Chris. Like, I know there are some people who get all tingly for some fucked up shit, but bumping uglies with fucking Chris-Chan is beyond the pale. Especially after he raped his own decrepit mother.

 

[D is for Stupid]

I don't believe Flutter was ever a girlfriend or heartsoul from the ass up or whatever Chris thought his little cabbage patch lady was.

If our little mystery woman wasn't a troll, she sure as hell wasn't a friend of Chris's. She looks like someone who was interested in Chris, like we all are, and took it upon herself to be some kind of mentor/guardian for him.

I sort of hoped it was real as it would be double the lolcow.

We'll either never see her again and she'll rise to the ranks of the magical man, or she'll magically reappear in like a month or so.

I think we will since caden can't really leave the state without filling way in advance with his probation officer.

When the inventory gets low or chris wants to go to a con, she'll be back.

Edit: English hard

 

[Jason Wynn]

There's women that are irrationally drawn to autistic men because of their passion and straight forwardness. And if you're not a sociopathic sociopath, your obvious emotional depth. It's the only reason I've ever gotten laid

You’re overlooking that Chris isn’t just some random guy who has a touch of the ‘tism but can adapt well enough in the world. Chris is the nexus point of autism in the universe that fuels every other sperg.

 

[King Kiwi]

I sort of hoped it was real as it would be double the lolcow.


I think we will since caden can't really leave the state without filling way in advance with his probation officer.

When the inventory gets low or chris wants to go to a con, she'll be back.

Edit: English hard

Flutter Cabbage Ailing...

Where are you?!

 

[SmallKiwi]

I think she stopped dealing with Chris after she went through the aftermath of the Reliegh Anime convention. Man, that must have been a scary experience for her.

She hasn't appeared in over 2 months, I think this too. It's not really worth it, unless she was being paid well by Praetor or whoever dragged into this. Chris isn't even worth as friend let alone boyfriend.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

She probably messages him every day from Finland. Don't buy the idea that being kicked out of some weeb conference was some horrific traumatic experience. Her stay in the United States was worth it, from her point of view, because of what happens in the vividness of her memory...every single day in Suomi or whatever it's called in her native tongue, which tasted a certain American's cum. Now, what exactly happens every day, you may ask? Well...

--what happens every day, is that she experiences visceral flashbacks to her intimate moments with Chris Chad

...what happens every day, is that she recalls the sensations in her Finnish vagina from his FAP (FAMOUS AMERICAN PENIS) besieging it repeatedly, (which may or may not have felt exactly like she expected, but probably was pleasant enough for her to continue to be around him on a regular basis during her stay in the USA, before her visa requirements or whatever the fuck required her to fly back to Finland)

...and of course, what also happens every day in her brain, is that Flutter relives the memory of the sensations on her Finnish clitoris from "Christine" Weston Chandler's well renowned 'transbian' pubic mound, which before then would only stimulate a senile geriatric old enough to be alive the same time as Hitler(no, I'm not talking about biden, but maybe one day who knows?).. and some random prostitute nicknamed Mia Hamm, before it graced the presence of a Finnish womanlet fan of My Little Pony.

AND...AND...AND (!!!) -- WHAT also HAPPENS every DAY (probably multiple times every. single. fucking. day), which makes her EAGER for the next time she flies back to murrika from the FROZEN EAST, is that she pleasantly gets emotionally boosted with positivity (a rare thing for a Finn) from thinking about the sensations inside her Finnish mouth when Chris's FAMOUS cum spurted onto her spergy tongue as she continued wrapping her autistic moonface around his phallus, and how it felt IN THE VERY MOMENT WHEN SHE ACCOMPLISHED THE HONOR OF BEING THE FIRST OUT OF ANY HUMAN BEING TO SWALLOW SONICHU'S SEED!

Unless she goes in this thread to clarify otherwise, may this be the world's headcanon for Flutter's stay in the USA! Face it: it's probably all true.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Islamic autism

Why. just why.

 

[King Kiwi]

Who knows. He might have killed her.

I don't think he's above any amoral act if he doesn't get his way.

Knowing fatty, it was sure to be a sloppy job with the body hidden under a tarp in the backyard. The only reason the police haven't found out is this is an international case and she probably doesn't have any family or anything. Because would you seriously do what she's doing if you had anything to live for? Other than us of course.

 

[Naenia Ness]

She probably messages him every day from Finland. Don't buy the idea that being kicked out of some weeb conference was some horrific traumatic experience. Her stay in the United States was worth it, because of what happens to her...every single day in Suomi or whatever it's called

--what happens every day, is that she experiences visceral flashbacks to her intimate moments with Chris Chad

...what happens every day, is that she recalls the sensations in her Finnish vagina from his FAP (FAMOUS AMERICAN PENIS) besieging it repeatedly, (which may or may not have felt exactly like she expected, but probably pleasant enough for her to continue being around him during her stay in the USA, before her visa requirements or whatever the fuck required her to fly back to Finland)

AND...AND...AND (!!!) -- WHAT also HAPPENS every DAY, is that Flutter relives the memory of the sensations on her Finnish clitoris from "Christine" Weston Chandler's well renowned 'transbian' pubic mound, which before then would only stimulate a senile geriatric who was alive the same time as Hitler.. and some random prostitute, before it graced the presence of a Finnish womanlet.

and of course...WHAT ALSO HAPPENS EVERY DAY, WHICH MAKES HER EAGER FOR THE NEXT TIME SHE FLIES BACK TO AMERICA FROM THE FROZEN EAST, is that she pleasantly gets emotionally boosted with positivity (a rare thing for a Finn) from thinking about the sensations inside her Finnish mouth when Chris's FAMOUS cum spurted onto her spergy tongue as she continued wrapping her autistic moonface around his phallus, and how it felt IN THE VERY MOMENT WHEN SHE ACCOMPLISHED THE HONOR OF BEING THE FIRST TO SWALLOW SONICHU'S SEED!

Unless she goes in this thread to clarify otherwise, may this be the world's headcanon for Flutter's stay in the USA! Face it: it's probably all true.

Why do you insist on being the way you are?

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Who knows. He might have killed her.

I don't think he's above any amoral act if he doesn't get his way.

Knowing fatty, it was sure to be a sloppy job with the body hidden under a tarp in the backyard. The only reason the police haven't found out is this is an international case and she probably doesn't have any family or anything. Because would you seriously do what she's doing if you had anything to live for? Other than us of course.

are we sure he did not send her to another dimension to spread the word of his return and of the soon to come merge?