Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Osama Bin Laden]

What's the meaning of NAL?

it's an autistic way of spelling ANAL

NakedandLaughing

 

[Bogliacci]

What a fucking night to not check the cobes thread, I missed it! GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

What a fucking night to not check the cobes thread, I missed it! GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!

You're not late, it's only getting started.

Jessica is currently at the airport. She isn't flying direct and her flight is delayed. She's had barely an hour of sleep. Uneventful livestream (so far).

We should get a livestream from the Bog Den in the next 12 hours, weather permitting.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

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You're not late, it's only getting started.

Jessica is currently at the airport. She isn't flying direct and her flight is delayed. She's had barely an hour of sleep. Uneventful livestream (so far).

We should get a livestream from the Bog Den in the next 12 hours, weather permitting.

Hope she hits the airport bar and livestreams the whole event. Shame she’s poor or that would have been some interesting content

 

[moocow]

Jessica is currently at the airport. She isn't flying direct and her flight is delayed. She's had barely an hour of sleep.

Woooo boy, that's got some potential. Completely ordinary, sane people can go full wingnut at an airport when sleep deprived and frustrated by circumstance. This crazy-ass thing is primed to go "boom" at the slightest provocation.

I can't wait!

 

[Troonos]

I'm so thankful that my dad reinforced through my entire childhood and teenage years to never associate with mentally ill women. If he taught me nothing else, at least there's that.

 

[Johnny Longschlong]

Anyone got a link to this livestream?

 

[ASeabear8952]

She wasn't using that when she was chimping out at Josh's place, might only get activated by her old ass parents

She did once actually, during their first stream together. When Doordash(?) kept knocking on the door while she was on his lap she yelled, “WE’RE HAVING SEX!!!” in that banshee voice to try and deter them.

Anyone got a link to this livestream?

She enters the airport at 2:49:48.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Owning the troles was still worth it tho right toobz?

It's like his quote when he spilled the surstromming all over his carpet and chair.

He ended the dry spell, but at what cost?

 

[Your Landlord]

She just went live in line at the airport. I'm not sure why that gives me a grim feeling but I sure hope jawshee makes it

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Pray to Ozzy for Cobes, this isn't looking good.

 

[bonified retard]

Happy to see this cobra-ism sticking around.

Also, his glasses are still being held together with painters tape. Looks like he blew off that eye doctor appointment he was talking about awhile back. They've been broken since the last NAL visit. The boy is helpless.

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Why is she at the airport? Did her parents finally give up and kick her out of the house? Honestly, I'm more surprised she didn't start fighting with an officer and get arrested.

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Happy to see this cobra-ism sticking around.

Also, his glasses are still being held together with painters tape. Looks like he blew off that eye doctor appointment he was talking about awhile back. They've been broken since the last NAL visit. The boy is helpless.

Watch him get triggered when people call him a nerd while he swings his wand around

 

[ADHD]

NAL is currently in Dulles getting ready to board her flight to Denver.

Direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr71XKExiZ0
JM snipe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eiwxVw9nZA

 

[GibMoneyPls]

This dummy posted pics of her confirmation number and everything needed to cancel the return flight. What a moron.

 

[Halloween23]

Boglin enjoyers, can you tell me why she has no tits? She's so flat, she must have had the tits chopped to avoid breast cancer.

She's not flat. She has a sex tape that her orangutan titties are flapping around in.

 

[Your Landlord]

This dummy posted pics of her confirmation number and everything needed to cancel the return flight. What a moron.

Fingers crossed that reddit decides to do something funny for once.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

This dummy posted pics of her confirmation number and everything needed to cancel the return flight. What a moron.

Hope cobes is prepared for an extended stay, because there's no way that doesn't happen.

 

[Goatchoker]

When she gets to Denver she has the shortest layover ever, might be interesting.

Highly suggest the JM snipe, more entertaining than raw dogging NAL videos.

Grossed myself out typing raw dog this time.

 

[Jew-ish]

Unpopular opinion around these parts toobs but it's pretty reasonable to be sour over this regard getting 100s of dollars undeservedly, same as any online content creator but he does even less than them and wastes the money on booze and doordash fast food.
It's dumb as hell to do anything about it though, reporting him to the internet stasi and such, if you're that mad about it then just watch someone else tmdwu.

I wouldn't hang with him because he's socially awkward and smells bad.
Hell yeah. Right? That's what's up. Right? Hell yeah. *shits himself*

I agree with the last part of your sentiment, but to get mad about what someone else makes is petty as hell, presuming they aren't making that money doing evil shit. Cobes is undoubtedly flawed, and he might not be a good person, but he isnt evil. I would uniroincally find it hilarious and be happy for the goblin if he made a million dollars off of other retards donations.