Why are Christians so fucking retarded?

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The Wickerman

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Their dead, non-existent kike God has been proven several times at this point to be fallible. Why trust a desert God with its adherents rapidly turning away? Most so-called "Christians" are actually mere nominals and are incapable of holding any true faith. (It's real, look it up.)
Which further begs the question, why are the few true Christians left still following a fallen God?
 
Your faith will be extinct in a century, but the glorious, honourous Pagan Gods shall live life eternal.
Your false idols were never alive and were crushed a thousand years ago, your Nazi LARP is a pale and ignorant imitation of them anyway

Also :story: at ancient texts being inherently unreliable because many of them weren't written ten minutes after the events they chronicle. Hate to break it to you @CowPox but that's the case for large portions of secular history as well. Stop tipping your fedora like it's 2003 get with the times
 
madre doesnt like christianity because it wont tolerate his catfucking
I don't think most reconstructionists would either. Maybe some gay liberal offshoot of Wicca larping as Asatru, he might have a shot at that line of thinking. But for honest practitioners that spend weeks in books reading texts in Old English and Norse and actually practicing the faith? They'd lynch him right now for disrespecting them so hard.
 
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Oh, so THAT'S why this suddenly turned into an avatar-less thread. :story:
Yeah, this thread is informative for other users. Madre likes to larp as a Wotanist who posts a lot of NSBM bands in addition to wanting to fuck cats and children. So if you see something like this, it should get the gears going in your brain that this is another of his socks, because he will be back. This was his 3rd? account now?
 
Yeah, this thread is informative for other users. Madre likes to larp as a Wotanist who posts a lot of NSBM bands in addition to wanting to fuck cats and children. So if you see something like this, it should get the gears going in your brain that this is another of his socks, because he will be back. This was his 3rd? account now?
Honsestly he had almost already slipped my memory and this just ripped the bandage off and jammed a freshly sharpened knife into the scab. This feels like the trope of 3 kids in a trenchcoat trying to get sneak into a nightclub they just got booted from.
 
You might be forgiven one day, but your punishment will not be lifted.
1st Round: Techno Viking Dance Off (but if you lose you get axed)
2nd Round: Watch Trent Reznor raving about Robert Smith & The Cure whilst recovering from said axe wound.
3rd Round: Listen to "Friday I'm in Love" while a man in a Paddington Bear costume smears you with marmalade then empties an entire colony of fire ants upon you
Final Round: Ponder whether there is anything left of you for God to save or pick up a furry costume loaded with explosives and experience one more thrill before departing the Earth for a much warmer climate.

Furfago Delenda Est.
 
The fact that all Abrahamic religions are at odds with each other when they're so fundamentally similar (and worship the same God) should tell you all you need to know about how retarded it all is.
 

The overwhelming body of scholars, in New Testament, Christian Origins, Ancient History, Ancient Judaism, Roman-era Religion, Archaeology/History of Roman Judea, and a good many related fields as well, hold that there was a first-century Jewish man known as Jesus of Nazareth, that he engaged in an itinerant preaching/prophetic activity in Galilee, that he drew to himself a band of close followers, and that he was executed by the Roman governor of Judea, Pontius Pilate.

These same scholars typically recognize also that very quickly after Jesus’ execution there arose among Jesus’ followers the strong conviction that God (the Jewish deity) had raised Jesus from death (based on claims that some of them had seen the risen Jesus). These followers also claimed that God had exalted Jesus to heavenly glory as the validated Messiah, the unique “Son of God,” and “Lord” to whom all creation was now to give obeisance.https://larryhurtado.wordpress.com/...us-claim-has-no-traction-with-scholars/#_edn1 Whatever they make of these claims, scholars tend to grant that they were made, and were the basis for pretty much all else that followed in the origins of what became Christianity.

The “mythical Jesus” view doesn’t have any traction among the overwhelming number of scholars working in these fields, whether they be declared Christians, Jewish, atheists, or undeclared as to their personal stance. Advocates of the “mythical Jesus” may dismiss this statement, but it ought to count for something if, after some 250 years of critical investigation of the historical figure of Jesus and of Christian Origins, and the due consideration of “mythical Jesus” claims over the last century or more, this spectrum of scholars have judged them unpersuasive (to put it mildly).


That there was a growth of legend round Jesus cannot be denied, and it arose very quickly. But there had also been a rapid growth of legend round pagan figures like Alexander the Great; and yet nobody regards him as wholly mythical and fictitious. To sum up, modern critical methods fail to support the Christ-myth theory.

Academia has had forever to deboonk it and you know a lot of them would love to and there's stuff going back to the 70s basically saying they can't
 
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